Sit, Ubu, sit.

They can't help it, they get all upset, they have to bite something.

Guinea pigs do that too, crazy biatches.

I've got a dog like that. Too much wrestling with my kids, so he always thinks I'm the aggressor. I'm waiting for the day he assists the home invaders in subduing me. Lil Bastard.

HaHaHaHaHa!

Hmm, interesting. Looks like I'm going to have to have a talk with Mr. Snuffles about what happens to dogs who snitch.

Hell my mutt would rat me out for a used chew toy, he will show you the location of my stash for a car ride.

/lovable old Lab, but dumb as a box of rocks
//and if you give him a snack you are his new best friend

This is why dogs are better than cats.

It takes the police to get them to bite you, not a mere can'o'tuna.

I got the blues so bad. When the cops came to get me my dog bit me. Only my momma loves me. And I'm not even sure about her.
*dances off stage*

good dog, good dog

Wow, talk about an awkward homecoming when he gets out of jail.

This is the kind of behavior I'd expect from the spawn of Satan... I mean, cats.

They probably didn't want to be shot.

That'll do, pig dog.

Considering how loyal dogs usually are, I have to think he was abusing those animals in some way for them to turn on him so readily.

id COPS and Animal Precinct had a one night stand, a clip from this arrest would be their bastard child.

semiotix: Hmm, interesting. Looks like I'm going to have to have a talk with Mr. Snuffles about what happens to dogs who snitch.

What more of a punishment could you inflict on something named 'Mr.Snuffles'?

My dog would do that. I dont' let him get away with whatever he wants like my wife does. if he begs at the kitchen table, he gets tossed outside. If he whines too much, a quick swat on the rear. nothing bad.

She'll let him do whatever he wants, so i'm the bad guy. If I'm home alone, he's very well behaved and obedient. When she comes home, watch out. He turns into a barking idiot.

Today being Caturday, is this thread essentially throwing a bone to the dog lovers so they won't crash the Caturday thread?

Mr. Nobody: Considering how loyal dogs usually are, I have to think he was abusing those animals in some way for them to turn on him so readily.

That's what I was thinking.


*random dog pic*

My dog is completely the opposite. He wouldn't bite a guy who was beating me to death. He'd hope that the winner would give him a treat.

Karma?

Twfeline and cthu1hu, it's all about compromise.