Nice one
/+1

Haha

Gary Glitter getting arrested was my very first geenlight.

I feel nostalgic now.

A candidate for the headline of the year.

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Great headline, subby, you sick fark

I chortled. +1

/still has "The Leader" album somewhere.

2 11 year olds and he did less than 3 years? Rambo did more time in 'nam.

OH! OOO! CRINGE!

Jesus. Good one subby.... in a way so anti-societal that I don't want to admit I lauged.

All kidding aside, I still can't believe that football stadiums banned his notorious jock song from their playlists.

jaylectricity: All kidding aside


Glitter got caught kidding. Two at a time.

Mugato:

Ditto. 27 months? For molesting children? Jesus Christ, that's worse than rape. It makes no sense at all.

/I'm talking Nonce Sense

Great job, submitter! These sorts of headlines, in addition to the photo-shop threads, are why I come to Fark - uh huh, yep.

You fail subby, for trotting out a not that old Michael Jackson joke.

/Originality -10

Excellent headline, imaginary +1.

bearded clamorer: You fail subby, for trotting out a not that old Michael Jackson joke.

/Originality -10

I'll quote myself here. I work in comedy. No credit is due to a thieving hack:

Citation (new window)

Well... first time I'd heard the joke. Barkeep! a lol for subby.

Hey!

Kerr Avon

YES!
I think we have a winner here, folks!

I'm in Vietnam right now, so I'm getting a kick....

/If I was in Ho Chi Minh City, I'd go play paparazzi at the prison

An tSaoi: Mugato:

Ditto. 27 months? For molesting children? Jesus Christ, that's worse than rape. It makes no sense at all.

/I'm talking Nonce Sense

wecome to thailand!

I'm sure he'll be under police supevision...

Hambone9: I'm sure he'll be under police supevision...

I wasn't aware that the Doctor wears Chucks. Best. Shoes. Ever.

Ouch.

Very well done subby, I laughed, I cried, would read again A+++++++++++++++

Does this mean the Devils will bring back Rock & Roll Pt. 2 as their goal song?
/hated the two they've used since then

some_beer_drinker: An tSaoi: Mugato:

Ditto. 27 months? For molesting children? Jesus Christ, that's worse than rape. It makes no sense at all.

/I'm talking Nonce Sense

wecome to thailand!

Here's the thing: Thailand, Vietnam, and other countries are dangerously two-faced when it comes to sex tourism. They'll talk about how much they want to stop it, but, at the same time, they end up kind of tolerating it. They want the money dudes coming in to fark 12 year olds brings. It's disgusting and pathetic.

So Glitter got a relative slap on the wrist because Vietnam had to do something -- but not too much.

/subby
//yes, I know it's an old joke
///still, it was like a hanging curveball, I just had to crush it

What's the best thing about farking twenty-two year olds?

There's twenty of them...

TManPsycho: Does this mean the Devils will bring back Rock & Roll Pt. 2 as their goal song?
/hated the two they've used since then

One would hope so. Ole sucks ass, even if it is the Bouncing Souls.

I don't care if he likes little kids, the song doesn't make me want to molest them.

jake_lex:
Here's the thing: Thailand, Vietnam, and other countries are dangerously two-faced when it comes to sex tourism. They'll talk about how much they want to stop it, but, at the same time, they end up kind of tolerating it. They want the money dudes coming in to fark 12 year olds brings. It's disgusting and pathetic.


You're an idiot. Probably a typical yank who's never left his own country. I've lived in Thailand for 5 years, there is no place in the country you can go to fark 12 year olds. I've been in a hundred bars and not one ever had anyone under the age of 20. Sex tourism is a minor business these days anyway, Thailand is already almost 1st world at this point. It's not the 80s anymore.

Gary Glitter was able to fark an 11 year old in Vietnam because he was living there for a long time and was able to molest local children living near him, basically the same way some one in the US would. He gained the trust of local families over a long period of time. There was no 'place' for him to go buy them.

I found a Gary Glitter interview on youtube done while he was in the Vietnam prison. I've never actually used this acronym before but Gary Glitter really needs to DIAF sometime before the end of this month.

Gary Glitter Interview (new window)

Gish21:

You're an idiot. Probably a typical yank who's never left his own country. I've lived in Thailand for 5 years, there is no place in the country you can go to fark 12 year olds. I've been in a hundred bars and not one ever had anyone under the age of 20. Sex tourism is a minor business these days anyway, Thailand is already almost 1st world at this point. It's not the 80s anymore.


Been to Trat lately? Cambodian border Thai town where you can get very young kids, I have seen it, it is somewhat behind closed doors and not for sale in bars like the rest of the country has adult sex workers but it is there, hard to ignore when a small boy is being raped by two Germans in the room next to you in a small guest house.

na na na na na na HEY!

John_Rat_Safari: Gish21:

You're an idiot. Probably a typical yank who's never left his own country. I've lived in Thailand for 5 years, there is no place in the country you can go to fark 12 year olds. I've been in a hundred bars and not one ever had anyone under the age of 20. Sex tourism is a minor business these days anyway, Thailand is already almost 1st world at this point. It's not the 80s anymore.

He's also never heard the Murray Head track "One night in Bangkok". It'll make a hard man humble.

And it's got that killer beat.

But no, there's no illegal and easily accesible sex shops in Asia. Not at all.

Been to Trat lately? Cambodian border Thai town where you can get very young kids, I have seen it, it is somewhat behind closed doors and not for sale in bars like the rest of the country has adult sex workers but it is there, hard to ignore when a small boy is being raped by two Germans in the room next to you in a small guest house.

Randall2477 - Your quoting-fu is odd to say the least, kinda looks like I said all that and you said nothing to add to it, but hey... it's Fark, someone will be along to tear you a new fu.

John_Rat_Safari: Randall2477 - Your quoting-fu is odd to say the least, kinda looks like I said all that and you said nothing to add to it, but hey... it's Fark, someone will be along to tear you a new fu.

I think he just wanted to repeat it without adding a "this" or whatever to it. Thats some powerful and disturbing stuff

oh and Gish21, piss off

John_Rat_Safari:
Been to Trat lately?

Yes, been to Trat before. I don't doubt that you can go to the border and find some homeless Cambodian street kid to fark. Cambodia is farked up beyond belief, there are homeless, armless, legless, street people/kids all over the place. Civil war and genocide have completely destroyed an entire generation of people.

Repost of what I was saying in reference to:

John_Rat_Safari: Gish21:

You're an idiot. Probably a typical yank who's never left his own country. I've lived in Thailand for 5 years, there is no place in the country you can go to fark 12 year olds. I've been in a hundred bars and not one ever had anyone under the age of 20. Sex tourism is a minor business these days anyway, Thailand is already almost 1st world at this point. It's not the 80s anymore.

He's also never heard the Murray Head track "One night in Bangkok". It'll make a hard man humble.

And it's got that killer beat.

But no, there's no illegal and easily accesible sex shops/slave trades in Asian countries. None at all.

Hope that clears things up for you folks. Thanks!

You're an idiot. Probably a typical yank who's never left his own country. I've lived in Thailand for 5 years, there is no place in the country you can go to fark 12 year olds. I've been in a hundred bars and not one ever had anyone under the age of 20. Sex tourism is a minor business these days anyway, Thailand is already almost 1st world at this point. It's not the 80s anymore

Probably a typical wank who's never seen the inside of a bar.

So, Glitter gets arrested in UK for having 4,000 kiddie porn files. He gets booted from Cambodia for child abuse and then he gets arrested in Vietnam for molesting two kids and now he's free again? What. The. fark?

Na na naa na - HEY! Na na naa...

I have no idea what I'm doing. I just saw Thailand someplace in the thread.

/NEVER GIS SAGAT
//in need of a gallon of eyebleach

Gish21
Civil war and genocide have Communism completely destroyed an entire generation of people.

FTFY.

Bravo Smitty, for a gut-busting, hilarity-spewing headline!

made me laugh out loud...

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Best. Shoes. Ever.

What kind of shoes? Not Chuck Taylor's? They don't look like Chuck Taylor's.