In other news: girls are still looking for excuses to show their boobs in public...

/At least The Veronicas are legal
//maybe not so much their fans...

hubiestubert:

/At least The Veronicas are legal
//maybe not so much their fans...

I fail to see the drawback you seem to be alluding to

Well, I saw boobs but not as many boobs as the headline implied.

This thread is relevant to my interests.

Aiieeeeeeeeeoooioioioing! Fishnets are my kryptonite! I am reduced to a puddle of drool.

She's hot, but I can't speak German

too bad the image was cropped. Let's see down under

Good god she's hot.
Those lips..dark brooding look, her hair..I'll be in my.. never mind, done already.

I love you Aussies and your complete lack of care for the naked human body, bravo I say! Now if you could just do away with all your venomous and poisonous creatures and crocs.. i may come visit.

free the boobs!
/only the good ones though

Nipple incision scar. Nice set, though.

tits or gtfo

jailbait thread?

Pics or it didn't happen.

I was told there would be punch and pie in this thread.

What'd I miss?

SFW?

How did they ever come to the conclusion that this would somehow improve her situation? Oh the logic of a teenage girl.

Here's a whole pile of the normal jailbait pics that get in these threads. (some nsfw? depends on where you work)

Tits...or...get...the...fark...out.

two words...Abby Winters...

Pics or it didn't happen.

It Happened (NSFW new window)

I'm having a "get off my damn lawn" type of day...

1. Pose with legs spread open (cooter cropped out of pic) and my phony funbags in all their fake glory.
2. Pretend to be shocked and outraged when they get loaded on a porn site.
3. There is no number 3.
4. Profit.

These twentysomething-y-olds are really starting to piss me off.

Hero tag on strike or something?

How many Gawker links have there been in the last few days? Sheesh.

Sarcastica75: I'm having a "get off my damn lawn" type of day...

1. Pose with legs spread open (cooter cropped out of pic) and my phony funbags in all their fake glory.
2. Pretend to be shocked and outraged when they get loaded on a porn site.
3. There is no number 3.
4. Profit.

These twentysomething-y-olds are really starting to piss me off.

It's not just you. And I'm a tremendous fan of the funbags.

Sarcastica75: I'm having a "get off my damn lawn" type of day...

1. Pose with legs spread open (cooter cropped out of pic) and my phony funbags in all their fake glory.
2. Pretend to be shocked and outraged when they get loaded on a porn site.
3. There is no number 3.
4. Profit.

These twentysomething-y-olds are really starting to piss me off.

That is not the type of notoriety that you want to have. And if those girlls had any sense at all they would realize the same thing.

littlett's: How did they ever come to the conclusion that this would somehow improve her situation? Oh the logic of a teenage girl.

But it's a good logic. For us, at least. Not so much for them.

I'm all for any "controversy," no matter how fake, that results in the mass exposure of teen breasts.

Oh, wait...we are talking girl breasts, right? 'Coz if this is about man boobs, it's SO not okay.

littlett's: That is not the type of notoriety that you want to have. And if those girlls had any sense at all they would realize the same thing.

Clueless girls - A source of entertainment since Eve said "ooh, a shiny apple!"

AnArmyOfNuns: Oh, wait...we are talking girl breasts, right? 'Coz if this is about man boobs, it's SO not okay.

This kind of thing requires clarification, in the same way the whole,"Ok, if I blow myself up, I get a bunch of virgins?!" thing does.

If she didn't want anyone to see them, she wouldn't have bought them.

Damn attention whores

littlett's:

That is not the type of notoriety that you want to have. And if those girlls had any sense at all they would realize the same thing.

Tits or GTFO

ChubbyTiger: But it's a good logic. For us, at least. Not so much for them.

Their logic does little for me.

Ok, I'll say it...

TTIWWOP

/There, I said it.

Sarcastica75: I'm having a "get off my damn lawn" type of day...

1. Pose with legs spread open (cooter cropped out of pic) and my phony funbags in all their fake glory.
2. Pretend to be shocked and outraged when they get loaded on a porn site.
3. There is no number 3.
4. Profit.

These twentysomething-y-olds are really starting to piss me off.

Sure her breasts are a disaster and the whole thing is a transparent attempt to up her Q-quotient.

But fishnets.

The only pic in this thread is pedo bear.

Useless thread

Has anyone said this thread it useless without pics? If not, I'm saying it now, just because it needs to be said and for no other reason whatsoever. This statement may in no way be interpreted as a bookmark.

Did a bunch of our retarded Bible thumpers immigrate to Australia or something?

littlett's: Sarcastica75: I'm having a "get off my damn lawn" type of day...

1. Pose with legs spread open (cooter cropped out of pic) and my phony funbags in all their fake glory.
2. Pretend to be shocked and outraged when they get loaded on a porn site.
3. There is no number 3.
4. Profit.

These twentysomething-y-olds are really starting to piss me off.

That is not the type of notoriety that you want to have. And if those girlls had any sense at all they would realize the same thing.


Oh, I don't want that sort of notoriety... It was offered to me when I was this twat's age, and even as young as seventeen. I turned it down.

I like me with all my flaws. I think it adds to the charm.

/my brain is the sexiest thing I got.
//rather proud of it.
///:)

brap: But fishnets.

I am a huge fan of wearing them.

/always loved them.
//still wear 'em.
///can't wait till autumn so I can wear 'em in public again.

Sarcastica75: brap: But fishnets.

I am a huge fan of wearing them.

/always loved them.
//still wear 'em.
///can't wait till autumn so I can wear 'em in public again.

I need a new pair. I don't know what happened to my pair...

/looks at brap...hmm?

Sarcastica75: /my brain is the sexiest thing I got.

Post brains or gtfo!

/am I doing it right? :)

Sarcastica75: brap: But fishnets.

I am a huge fan of wearing them.

/always loved them.
//still wear 'em.
///can't wait till autumn so I can wear 'em in public again.

and i bet you look absolutely smashing in them madame.

ie
// fap

jrodnewb: two words...Abby Winters...

Pfft. Thanks to people like you, I downloaded an AW video off eMule once.

I never thought I'd ever be able to use the expression "bored me to sleep" in the same sentence as "lesbian porn," but whaddaya know...? Cute chicks, but they must've shared a Rohypnol Smoothie before showing up at the set.

Sarcastica75: littlett's: Sarcastica75: I'm having a "get off my damn lawn" type of day...

1. Pose with legs spread open (cooter cropped out of pic) and my phony funbags in all their fake glory.
2. Pretend to be shocked and outraged when they get loaded on a porn site.
3. There is no number 3.
4. Profit.

These twentysomething-y-olds are really starting to piss me off.

That is not the type of notoriety that you want to have. And if those girlls had any sense at all they would realize the same thing.


Oh, I don't want that sort of notoriety... It was offered to me when I was this twat's age, and even as young as seventeen. I turned it down.

I like me with all my flaws. I think it adds to the charm.

/my brain is the sexiest thing I got.
//rather proud of it.
///:)

Hey, at least your brains are all natural, and no silicone implants, nothing is as big of a turn off as looking in some hawt chicks skull and seeing scars on her damn brains, it's like damn, there goes the magic, it's all fake isn't it!

\Loved the "Cooter cropping" reference
\\Have my dream job
\\\For the next "What do I want to be when I grow up" essay

Also:


It's from Flanders:
'Dear Homer: You are my brother' [giggles] 'I love you' [laughs] 'And yet I feel a great sadness...' [struggles not to laugh] '... in my bosom!' [laughs hysterically]


Ha ha! 'Bosom!'

Sarcastica75: Oh, I don't want that sort of notoriety... It was offered to me when I was this twat's age, and even as young as seventeen. I turned it down.

Had my chances too and I am very glad that I was smart enough to turn them down. Thinks like that haunt you forever!

littlett's: Sarcastica75: Oh, I don't want that sort of notoriety... It was offered to me when I was this twat's age, and even as young as seventeen. I turned it down.

Had my chances too and I am very glad that I was smart enough to turn them down. Thinks Things like that haunt you forever! It's not like the g an the k are that close!

What is wrong with you Farkers? Do you not realize what this thread needs? Have you been so tamed by censorship that you fail to divulge the glorious sweatermeat of these beautiful TWIN sisters when the opportunity arises? Oh, what shame hath been unleashed upon ye that such a holy sight should be deprived by the eyes of our viewers.

Please, allow me to help.

Sarcastica75: /my brain is the sexiest thing I got.
//rather proud of it.
///:)

BRRAAAAAIIINNNNSSSS!!!