He dhould have stuck around for more.

Well it was a stick up.

He is so lucky to have gotten away with the Post-Its.

Sounds like the contents of a purse...

/2 hairclips, half a pack of gun, wadded up tissues, lipgloss, 4 bandaids, Tylenol and lock de-icer.

gets a way? what kind of way, be more specific.

"Fark, you have what I want!"

gorgor: Well it was a stick up.

Win!

Yzziefrog half a pack of gun

You got a permit for that thing?

No one person can wield the power that these 3 post-its contain...

DNRTFA

But how far was it to Chicago? Was it dark? Were they wearing sunglasses?

gorgor: Well it was a stick up.

Thread over

What's more strange - the thief taking the notes, or the victim telling the cops or the press that they were stolen?

ultraholland: Yzziefrog half a pack of gun

You got a permit for that thing?

I'm pretty serious about bad breath.

Yeah, Post-tits.

Here's the guy that robbed me of a dollar.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kingpowercinema/412683876/

"You steal a thousand Post-it notes at 12p, you've made....a profit" - Sir David of Brent

/BBC Office was way better
//Not British

And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

p00p6: gets a way? what kind of way, be more specific.

Must have been a crappy one if all he had to trade were the things listed in the article.

There MUST have been something very important written on those post-its. Wait, I got a clever plan, it's all MacGuyver and shiat.

You notice he didn't say what was on the post it notes.

It could be the location of a large sum of money. Or some girls phone number.

The notes contained launch codes for the entire North Korean nuclear arsenal.

Easy Reader: Here's the guy that robbed me of a dollar.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kingpowercinema/412683876/

Not Your Personal Army.^TM

Yzziefrog: Sounds like the contents of a purse...

/2 hairclips, half a pack of gun, wadded up tissues, lipgloss, 4 bandaids, Tylenol and lock de-icer.

Only if it's summer. If it's winter, and you need the damn stuff, then it's in the glove compartment.

step 1. steal post it notes
step 2. ???
step 3. profit

With the price of cigarettes the perp is going to be charged with grand theft.

SU800Runner: "You steal a thousand Post-it notes at 12p, you've made....a profit" - Sir David of Brent

/BBC Office was way better
//Not British

You my friend win the internets



/agreed

submitter: Three Post-it notes?

Two Farkers are sitting at a bar. A third Farker walks in and asks the other two Farkers about some non-news. The first Farker says, "Well, a thief robbed someone of a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, a fake diamond earring and three Post-it notes." The third Farker exclaims, "Why did someone steal three Post-it notes?"

The second Farker says to the first Farker, "See, I told you people don't care about a pack of cigarettes, a lighter and a fake diamond earring."

*rimshot*

/dodges hail of rotten tomatoes

Fake diamond earing?

Was he a faux rebel or just half gay?

bearded clamorer: gorgor: Well it was a stick up.

Thread over

THIS
/Clicks Gorgors profile
//If thats you in the middle... How you doin?

Came for a Lebowski reference and was not disappointed. Penis.

What a moran. I would have demanded four.

"Post-its? Yeah...I invented those."


/hotlinked

Times are tough everywhere, even in the world of crime. Its to the point that people just dont have anything valuable they can carry with them, a gas can only holds 5 gallons or less, and who has actually seen currency lately?

Don't let a good idea get AWAY!

The "get away" car.

Living in Lincoln, NE I found this story to be just awesome.

"Three Post-It notes?"

See? No one cares about the Post-Its.

Wanted for questioning.

Those Post-It notes are a plant. It's what the police are going to use to turn this into a felony. Dude's probably lookin' at his third strike with those things.

Yzziefrog, Monty Hall is on the phone and would like a word with you. He's got $100 if you can show him a nail file.

Sapper_Topo: bearded clamorer: gorgor: Well it was a stick up.

Thread over

THIS
/Clicks Gorgors profile
//If thats you in the middle... How you doin?

Nope.
If you notice, it mentions pickle.

Submitter: "Three Post-it notes?"

Must be Mason, the Grim Reaper.

Alternating adhesive? If so, I can understand.

Came here looking for a Dead Like Me reference.
Looks like I'm going home empty handed.

seafoam: Living in Lincoln, NE I found this story to be just awesome.

Oh yeah? It is surprising when Nebraska makes the news, well provided its something other than the Huskers losing again. I'll be rollin through Lincoln some time Sunday morning, maybe I should see if I can get robbed too!

/Callahan sucks

theqwert: Wanted for questioning.

Very nice. Very nice indeed.

/+1 and some buttered toast for you.

gorgor: Sapper_Topo: bearded clamorer: gorgor: Well it was a stick up.

Thread over

THIS
/Clicks Gorgors profile
//If thats you in the middle... How you doin?

Nope.
If you notice, it mentions pickle.

How does your frined feel about step kids and herpes???

/I keed. Especially if that happens to your wife!

Sapper_Topo: gorgor: Sapper_Topo: bearded clamorer: gorgor: Well it was a stick up.

Thread over

THIS
/Clicks Gorgors profile
//If thats you in the middle... How you doin?

Nope.
If you notice, it mentions pickle.

How does your frined feel about step kids and herpes???

/I keed. Especially if that happens to your wife!

My friend is married :)

RenegadJew

+1 for the Romey and Michelle's High School Reunion reference...

Note to self: turn bathroom light off
Note to self: call aunt marge back
Note to self: DO NOT GET MUGGED