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(Omaha World Herald) Strange Man robbed in motel parking lot. Thief gets a way with a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, a fake diamond earring and three Post-it notes. Three Post-it notes?   (journalstar.com) divider line 74
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ultraholland 2008-08-01 12:39:12 PM  
He dhould have stuck around for more.

 
gorgor 2008-08-01 12:40:04 PM  
Well it was a stick up.

 
Myth Sammich 2008-08-01 12:40:04 PM  
He is so lucky to have gotten away with the Post-Its.

 
Yzziefrog [TotalFark] 2008-08-01 12:40:06 PM  
Sounds like the contents of a purse...

/2 hairclips, half a pack of gun, wadded up tissues, lipgloss, 4 bandaids, Tylenol and lock de-icer.

 
p00p6 2008-08-01 12:40:07 PM  
gets a way? what kind of way, be more specific.

 
thisisyourbrainonFark 2008-08-01 12:41:03 PM  
"Fark, you have what I want!"

 
greighwolf 2008-08-01 12:41:17 PM  
gorgor: Well it was a stick up.

Win!

 
ultraholland 2008-08-01 12:41:38 PM  
Yzziefrog half a pack of gun

You got a permit for that thing?

 
Rusty McSukit [TotalFark] 2008-08-01 12:41:59 PM  
No one person can wield the power that these 3 post-its contain...

DNRTFA

 
LeroyJankem 2008-08-01 12:42:17 PM  
But how far was it to Chicago? Was it dark? Were they wearing sunglasses?

 
bearded clamorer 2008-08-01 12:42:29 PM  
gorgor: Well it was a stick up.

Thread over

 
Dr. Flavenglaven 2008-08-01 12:42:32 PM  
What's more strange - the thief taking the notes, or the victim telling the cops or the press that they were stolen?

 
Yzziefrog [TotalFark] 2008-08-01 12:43:19 PM  
ultraholland: Yzziefrog half a pack of gun

You got a permit for that thing?


I'm pretty serious about bad breath.

 
schadenfreudian 2008-08-01 12:43:20 PM  
Yeah, Post-tits.

www.funnyforumpics.com

 
Easy Reader 2008-08-01 12:44:24 PM  
Here's the guy that robbed me of a dollar.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kingpowercinema/412683876/

 
SU800Runner 2008-08-01 12:44:48 PM  
uk.gizmodo.com

"You steal a thousand Post-it notes at 12p, you've made....a profit" - Sir David of Brent

/BBC Office was way better
//Not British

 
notmtwain [TotalFark] 2008-08-01 12:44:59 PM  
tbn0.google.com

And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

 
refrigeratorelf [TotalFark] 2008-08-01 12:45:31 PM  
p00p6: gets a way? what kind of way, be more specific.

Must have been a crappy one if all he had to trade were the things listed in the article.

 
Oznog 2008-08-01 12:46:47 PM  
bp3.blogger.com

There MUST have been something very important written on those post-its. Wait, I got a clever plan, it's all MacGuyver and shiat.

 
littlett's [TotalFark] 2008-08-01 12:47:17 PM  
You notice he didn't say what was on the post it notes.

It could be the location of a large sum of money. Or some girls phone number.

 
tetsoushima 2008-08-01 12:47:34 PM  
The notes contained launch codes for the entire North Korean nuclear arsenal.

 
derek20cali 2008-08-01 12:47:45 PM  
Easy Reader: Here's the guy that robbed me of a dollar.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kingpowercinema/412683876/


Not Your Personal Army.TM

 
xxBirdMadGirlxx 2008-08-01 12:47:59 PM  
Yzziefrog: Sounds like the contents of a purse...

/2 hairclips, half a pack of gun, wadded up tissues, lipgloss, 4 bandaids, Tylenol and lock de-icer.


Only if it's summer. If it's winter, and you need the damn stuff, then it's in the glove compartment.

 
shavethewhales 2008-08-01 12:48:33 PM  
step 1. steal post it notes
step 2. ???
step 3. profit

 
DROxINxTHExWIND 2008-08-01 12:48:57 PM  
With the price of cigarettes the perp is going to be charged with grand theft.

 
Psumek 2008-08-01 12:50:28 PM  
SU800Runner: "You steal a thousand Post-it notes at 12p, you've made....a profit" - Sir David of Brent

/BBC Office was way better
//Not British


You my friend win the internets

newsimg.bbc.co.uk

/agreed

 
OyleSylck [TotalFark] 2008-08-01 12:54:30 PM  
submitter: Three Post-it notes?

Two Farkers are sitting at a bar. A third Farker walks in and asks the other two Farkers about some non-news. The first Farker says, "Well, a thief robbed someone of a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, a fake diamond earring and three Post-it notes." The third Farker exclaims, "Why did someone steal three Post-it notes?"

The second Farker says to the first Farker, "See, I told you people don't care about a pack of cigarettes, a lighter and a fake diamond earring."

*rimshot*

/dodges hail of rotten tomatoes

 
mikaloyd 2008-08-01 12:54:36 PM  
Fake diamond earing?

Was he a faux rebel or just half gay?

 
Sapper_Topo 2008-08-01 12:55:44 PM  
bearded clamorer: gorgor: Well it was a stick up.

Thread over


THIS
/Clicks Gorgors profile
//If thats you in the middle... How you doin?

 
onecrazylay 2008-08-01 12:56:12 PM  
Came for a Lebowski reference and was not disappointed. Penis.

 
bugcrusher 2008-08-01 12:56:17 PM  
What a moran. I would have demanded four.

 
RenegadJew 2008-08-01 12:57:22 PM  
blog.nj.com


"Post-its? Yeah...I invented those."


/hotlinked

 
AuCinaoaMie 2008-08-01 01:00:04 PM  
Times are tough everywhere, even in the world of crime. Its to the point that people just dont have anything valuable they can carry with them, a gas can only holds 5 gallons or less, and who has actually seen currency lately?

 
NYZooMan 2008-08-01 01:03:07 PM  
Don't let a good idea get AWAY!

 
nobodylistens 2008-08-01 01:06:23 PM  
The "get away" car.

farm1.static.flickr.com

 
seafoam 2008-08-01 01:06:59 PM  
Living in Lincoln, NE I found this story to be just awesome.

 
lurksquid 2008-08-01 01:09:30 PM  
"Three Post-It notes?"

See? No one cares about the Post-Its.

 
theqwert 2008-08-01 01:10:42 PM  
img151.imageshack.us
Wanted for questioning.

 
DPoem 2008-08-01 01:15:41 PM  
Those Post-It notes are a plant. It's what the police are going to use to turn this into a felony. Dude's probably lookin' at his third strike with those things.

 
FarkPanther 2008-08-01 01:15:43 PM  
Yzziefrog, Monty Hall is on the phone and would like a word with you. He's got $100 if you can show him a nail file.

 
gorgor 2008-08-01 01:16:02 PM  
Sapper_Topo: bearded clamorer: gorgor: Well it was a stick up.

Thread over

THIS
/Clicks Gorgors profile
//If thats you in the middle... How you doin?


Nope.
If you notice, it mentions pickle.

 
PurpleAlienGiraffe 2008-08-01 01:16:11 PM  
Submitter: "Three Post-it notes?"

Must be Mason, the Grim Reaper.

 
SouthpawSlicer [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-08-01 01:16:49 PM  
Alternating adhesive? If so, I can understand.

 
gilby_jr 2008-08-01 01:17:23 PM  
Came here looking for a Dead Like Me reference.
Looks like I'm going home empty handed.

 
AuCinaoaMie 2008-08-01 01:18:08 PM  
seafoam: Living in Lincoln, NE I found this story to be just awesome.

Oh yeah? It is surprising when Nebraska makes the news, well provided its something other than the Huskers losing again. I'll be rollin through Lincoln some time Sunday morning, maybe I should see if I can get robbed too!

/Callahan sucks

 
MCStymie 2008-08-01 01:20:10 PM  
theqwert: Wanted for questioning.

Very nice. Very nice indeed.

/+1 and some buttered toast for you.

 
Sapper_Topo 2008-08-01 01:21:33 PM  
gorgor: Sapper_Topo: bearded clamorer: gorgor: Well it was a stick up.

Thread over

THIS
/Clicks Gorgors profile
//If thats you in the middle... How you doin?

Nope.
If you notice, it mentions pickle.


How does your frined feel about step kids and herpes???

/I keed. Especially if that happens to your wife!

 
gorgor 2008-08-01 01:23:16 PM  
Sapper_Topo: gorgor: Sapper_Topo: bearded clamorer: gorgor: Well it was a stick up.

Thread over

THIS
/Clicks Gorgors profile
//If thats you in the middle... How you doin?

Nope.
If you notice, it mentions pickle.

How does your frined feel about step kids and herpes???

/I keed. Especially if that happens to your wife!


My friend is married :)

 
sboyle1020 2008-08-01 01:24:13 PM  
RenegadJew

+1 for the Romey and Michelle's High School Reunion reference...

 
Quasar [TotalFark] 2008-08-01 01:24:22 PM  
Note to self: turn bathroom light off
Note to self: call aunt marge back
Note to self: DO NOT GET MUGGED

 
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