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(The Sun) Scary Avril Lavigne hates her fans. Wait, hold on a second. (What's that? Her FANGS?) Oh. Hmmm. Well, she hates her fangs, too   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 29
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Kliffoth [TotalFark] 2008-07-31 02:07:44 AM  
OMGZ!! TAHTS SOOOOOO PUNk!!!

 
hockeyfarker [TotalFark] 2008-07-31 02:57:16 AM  
I think some admin really likes Avril cause her name seems like a guaranteed green sometimes.

 
DrowningLessons 2008-07-31 03:18:29 AM  
hockeyfarker: I think some admin really likes Avril cause her name seems like a guaranteed green sometimes.

The music tab is the wasteland of greenlights anyway...

 
dudemanbro [TotalFark] 2008-07-31 03:46:32 AM  
Her "fangs" are the best thing about her. O welz.

 
eddyatwork [TotalFark] 2008-07-31 03:49:57 AM  
I would hit it, but no way is she giving me some freaky vampire hummer.

 
Baumer 2008-07-31 06:43:20 AM  
eddyatwork: I would hit it, but no way is she giving me some freaky vampire hummer.

I'd let her put her mouth anywhere, and I mean anywhere, on my body.

/I'm oh so lonely

 
unfarkingbelievable 2008-07-31 08:07:44 AM  
What "fangs?" She has nice teeth.

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2008-07-31 08:41:43 AM  
unfarkingbelievable: What "fangs?" She has nice teeth.

Right. It's not like she's Jewel or something.

Oh, well. Chicks.

 
kungfu jesus with a side of lime 2008-07-31 09:13:02 AM  
this is less then news, less then fark, is there anything lower then far... thats right the sun.

Fire, fire will cleanse us all.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-07-31 09:58:48 AM  
It's been 6 years since anybody cared hasn't it?

 
emocomputerjock 2008-07-31 10:06:18 AM  
Oh well, she gave us KHITBASH at least.

 
degreeless 2008-07-31 10:07:53 AM  
I hadn't noticed until she mentioned it. That's kind of hot in a Klingon sort of way.

 
Whatthefark 2008-07-31 10:17:06 AM  
I've never minded her fangs.

 
Nemo's Brother 2008-07-31 11:03:02 AM  
Please. Just quit talking about her so will finally go away. I don't know why, but I hate her more than any boy band, Ashley Simpson, Pink soulless creator of crap out there.

/She's so punk!

 
FeedTheCollapse 2008-07-31 11:27:57 AM  
Nemo's Brother: Please. Just quit talking about her so will finally go away. I don't know why, but I hate her more than any boy band, Ashley Simpson, Pink soulless creator of crap out there.

/She's so punk!


I think it has more to do with "OMG, she's the anti Britney!" when she's basically the same thing, just slightly more guitar oriented.


that, and the knuckle-draggers who think she's hot. Low bar anyone? But then again, I think it's the above statement that complete deflates however good she looks.

 
fatimcgee [TotalFark] 2008-07-31 11:42:50 AM  
www.girlskickbutt.com

I'm pretty sure I could put up with it...

 
vevolis 2008-07-31 11:51:58 AM  
Her fangs were the only thing keeping it together.

 
Gordie_Howe_Hat_Trick 2008-07-31 12:05:19 PM  
According to TFA, she's self-conscious about her "fangs" because everyone is staring at her mouth when she sings.

So I think she should wear a little less clothing when she sings. Show some skin, Avril, and people will stop looking at your mouth.

/would hit it
//has a snaggled tooth fetish

 
Dear Jerk 2008-07-31 12:59:46 PM  
So a Brit writer thinks a fang is a molar and his editor doesn't catch it. But I'm not one to make British dentistry jokes.

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2008-07-31 02:40:56 PM  
Does no one see the irony in a British newspaper reporting on
someone who doesn't like their teeth?

 
unfarkingbelievable 2008-07-31 02:44:19 PM  
I have the same type of spooky tooth as jewel. same one. same stick-outedness.

 
troymccluresf 2008-07-31 03:05:57 PM  
fatimcgee: I'm pretty sure I could put up with it...

Yeah. Punk not punk, whatever. Hot is hot.

 
emocomputerjock 2008-07-31 03:07:53 PM  
unfarkingbelievable: I have the same type of spooky tooth as jewel. same one. same stick-outedness.

But do you have the same rack?

 
SaddamSmelly 2008-07-31 03:48:13 PM  
I would definately put it in her pooper.

 
Kliffoth [TotalFark] 2008-07-31 04:56:39 PM  
troymccluresf: fatimcgee: I'm pretty sure I could put up with it...

Yeah. Punk not punk, whatever. Hot is hot.


Hot IS hot. She's not hot.

 
metalmyth 2008-07-31 05:11:57 PM  
kungfu jesus with a side of lime: this is less then news, less then fark, is there anything lower then far... thats right the sun.

Fire, fire will cleanse us all.


This.

Someone planning on filing millimeters off their teeth? Someone FAMOUS!?!? That's news-like enough for the Sun!

 
ukiah 2008-07-31 05:55:50 PM  
I always thought girls with fangs were hot for some reason.

/2 sticks of guyliner, please

 
Disgruntled Postal Worker 2008-08-01 08:23:36 AM  
Fist. Angry. God.
i173.photobucket.com

 
nhcfark 2008-08-03 05:47:40 AM  
incisors, not fans

 
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