Isn't that how we all do it?

Ironic.

mmm... pancake: Ironic.

Like rain on your wedding day.

/ tag is compulsory for all Alanis threads - good jerb, subby

Two Dogs Farking: mmm... pancake: Ironic.

Like rain on your wedding day.

/ tag is compulsory for all Alanis threads - good jerb, subby

Like a free ride when you've already paid.

It's only ironic if she decided not to follow her ex around and whine at him about how he should be dead.

They don't call her All-Anus Morissette for nothing.

It's a mustache riiiiiide when you're already late

It's like ten thousand spoonings when all she needs is a fark.

NikolaiFarkoff: It's a mustache riiiiiide when you're already late

Mustache rides are fine if she's late, it's when she's on schedule that things can get messy.

I'd hate myself in the morning, but I'd hit it.

Been there, done that.

I'd hit it to hear her scream

Do that thing with your voice like you did in Dogma...on my penis.

ekdikeo4
Isn't that how we all do it?

No kidding. She doesn't come off snooty about it or anything, but I couldn't help skim the article and think "um... yeah. Congrats on being an adult, Alanis."

Good for her. People get rather persnikkety when you say, "Yeah, I am just seeing a bunch of different people and not settling down right now," ESPECIALLY when you're female. Good on her.

I would gladly have sex with that fat white woman
_{/For the money}

I don't quite remember, but did she date a Leafs goalie back in the day?

Somehow, I seem to recall ESPN, back when they actually showed hockey, doing Leafs highlights and every time someone would score on the Leafs the anchors would yell "AND THAT'S FOR ALANIS MORISETTE'S PAIN!".

Or, I could have dreamed the whole thing.

She is hot. It is as much or more her soul than her physical body that's hot.

I'd let her scratch her nails down my back so her ex can feel it.

/lovely lady lumps

eddyatwork: It's like ten thousand spoonings when all she needs is a fark.

Heh. That was good.

Just thought you oughta know

Oh, I know. I saw her one night at a theater...

If Ryan Reynolds stuck with her that long, she must fark like a banshee.

I bet she'd break you like Drago.

Swallow it down...

Why, oh why wasn't I one of those guys she did it with. Oh, that's right, it's because I said NO.

I'd hit it. But still it would bother me to know that uncle Joey was there first.

I would DEFINITELY hit it. I bet she's uber-kinky.

Great Attitude, too bad she is not HOT

Ender's: Good for her. People get rather persnikkety when you say, "Yeah, I am just seeing a bunch of different people and not settling down right now," ESPECIALLY when you're female. Good on her.

I find that people are usually cool about it when I say that until they figure out that I mean hookers.

PresentCompanyExcluded: I used to date Alanis. I especially liked it when we went to the movies.

Weird Al wins at everything. I am convinced this is true.

Alanis, though...did angry great, and then she got all spiritual and stuff, and then, I wondered 'WTF?'

I realize she don't have to be angry all the time, but her yowling just doesn't jive with 'happy' or 'centered'.

when she was at her peak of fame, i considered her the most desirable person i knew of... These days, i rank Maggie Gyllenthal above her.

Don't know why she'd be devastated that the douche Ryan Reynolds Rap would dump her. Not
HOT. UGH.

I would tap her without remorse.

I'm still crushing on her a bit for her take on "my lumps."

Like the fist of an angry god!

She's not a typical beauty, but there's definitely something very sexy about her. I'm sure she's great in bed.

From the looks of it, she's been eating plenty of bon-bons as well...





... not that there's anything wrong with that.

FuzzyNoNoseChimp: She's not a typical beauty, but there's definitely something very sexy about her. I'm sure she's great in bed.

Yeah, all this "do not want" crap fails to convince me. Unless you're a serious ass-magnet of a guy, you posers, like me, would be all over a willing, reasonably attractive girl (like Alanis) like white on rice.

/can't stand her music
//but as long as she didn't sing I'd be okay

Slut.

Ironic my shirt, biatch!

She looks fat and bloated. I wonder what her pussy smells like after all that f*cking.

NYZooMan: Ironic my shirt, biatch!

Nice. I approve.

sentz: From the looks of it, she's been eating plenty of bon-bons as well...

Looks like she finally finished eating Dave Coulier.

Dialectic: She looks fat and bloated. I wonder what her pussy smells like after all that f*cking.



Dialectic 1, Chivalry 0.

FuzzyNoNoseChimp: She's not a typical beauty, but there's definitely something very sexy about her. I'm sure she's great in bed.

I don't know maybe she is maybe she's n...


Somehow these kids knew she was bad news..
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This is disappointing. Very disappointing.

The day the breakup occurred, she was online here right at fark asking us to lighten up because to use her words, she was "going through a difficult time". Even though I tried my best, she would not have comfort sex with me. Now I find out she was banging everyone but a highly successful and renowned anonymous internet poster like me.

Very disappointing.

Hmm.

I like a womanly woman with curves, she's turned out nicer than I expected. You go, grrrl.