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(Contact Music) Unlikely From the "Blind Leading the Blind" Files: Paris Hilton claims that Good Charlotte's Benji Madden helped her grow up   (contactmusic.com) divider line 23
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Im_Gumby 2008-07-28 01:58:31 PM  
Is it that difficult of a task?

 
paygun 2008-07-28 01:58:48 PM  
She's such a crazy, mindless, dirty whore. I'm surprised we haven't gone out yet.

 
PlayGroundsWillLaugh 2008-07-28 01:58:53 PM  
"I love babies!"

Oh yes, this will end well for her future offspring.

 
2Slick 2008-07-28 02:01:55 PM  
Does this mean no more cooter shots??

 
paygun 2008-07-28 02:06:08 PM  
not until they break up

 
America's Next Top Model 2008-07-28 02:09:17 PM  
I haven't heard much of her lately. She's been upstaged by a different attention whore who is even more useless than Paris (didn't think that was possible). Paris was famous for having a sex tape and being an heiress. The new whore on the block -- Kim Kardashian -- is famous for having a sex tape and ass implants.

 
Killer Cars [TotalFark] 2008-07-28 02:12:58 PM  
I've always preferred listening to the sounds of Ed Asner in constipation as opposed to anything by Good Charlotte, but I'm not surprised at all to find out they may actually be pretty quiet, normal guys in real life.

I mean, I guess one could think otherwise with them fighting so hard for societal and political progress with such biting and scathing lyrics like "Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money. Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny".

 
teke184 2008-07-28 02:18:20 PM  
"It's like the blind leading the stupid."

 
Kenthehillwilliam 2008-07-28 02:23:27 PM  
mean, I guess one could think otherwise with them fighting so hard for societal and political progress with such biting and scathing lyrics like "Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money. Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny".

sad thing- those lyrics are true

i wonder if the 14 year olds who enjoyed this band when they first came out still like them?

 
skaetur 2008-07-28 02:28:36 PM  
/i got nothing
www.aboutdogs.us

 
Eshman 2008-07-28 02:58:46 PM  
Big farking surprise: the biatch grew up JUST LIKE REAL PEOPLE (albeit pretentious rich kids take a lot longer than the rest of us who know that we are responsible for our actions)


/not news
//not fark
///This has nothing to do with music, aside from the fact that some no talent teenie magazine cover-boy who plays shiatty guitar happens to date Paris farking Hilton.

 
Tat'dGreaser [TotalFark] 2008-07-28 03:04:53 PM  
Isn't that guy like 42?

 
degreeless 2008-07-28 03:28:57 PM  
Is that what she calls her crabs?

 
bottsicus 2008-07-28 03:34:52 PM  
2 douches.

 
Sefton 2008-07-28 03:36:48 PM  
By "grow up" she meant, "suck dick."

 
Sefton 2008-07-28 03:39:08 PM  
"I love babies!"

With barbeque sauce and french fries.

 
TheNewJesus 2008-07-28 04:16:23 PM  
What happened to all that charity work she said she was going to do?

 
PrivateCaboose [TotalFark] 2008-07-28 04:20:59 PM  
She had her six-month birthday.

Um, I thought "birthdays" happened on the day of your birth, you know, yearly.

 
metalmyth 2008-07-28 05:15:43 PM  
skaetur

That image made me feel warm and fuzzy.

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2008-07-28 05:34:38 PM  
Tat'dGreaser: Isn't that guy like 42?

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A real old 28. Another prime example of the hardcore look with absolutely nothing to back it up.

 
jake_lex [TotalFark] 2008-07-28 08:42:44 PM  
H_is_for_Heretic: Tat'dGreaser: Isn't that guy like 42?


A real old 28. Another prime example of the hardcore look with absolutely nothing to back it up.


If you're writing a dictionary, and you need a picture to go by the definition of "douchebag", there you go.

 
sickb0y 2008-07-29 11:19:34 AM  
Noone named Benji ever helped anyone grow up.

 
thedeadshallwalktheearth666 2008-07-30 05:45:28 PM  
did he tell her about tough actin' Tinactin?

ohh, wait. wrong Madden.

 
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