Thomas Dolby wanted for questioning.

Did it run aground on maneuvers?

Wanted for questioning.

What's his plan?

His plan?

Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan.

chrisco123: Thomas Dolby wanted for questioning.

Thank you. ^{(^)}

after pumping nearly a boat-load of water from the relic's silty compartments.

I read that as "silly compartments", and immediately began speculating about some cold-war-era conspiracy with The Brits. Maybe they kept a John Cleese on board at all times or something.

The company that is selling that super-soak-up stuff on teevee should not miss this chance. Show how they can soak up all the silt and water in that sub with just one cloth.

after pumping nearly a boat-load of water from the relic's silty compartments

If it were *more* than a boat-load, wouldn't they be pumping too much?

oldebayer: The company that is selling that super-soak-up stuff on teevee should not miss this chance. Show how they can soak up all the silt and water in that sub with just one cloth.



Worst infomercial ever.

/I vould haff liked to see Montana

"Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated."

/First thing that came to mind.

runchkin: What's his plan?

His plan?

Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan.

To the starboard, sir!!!

Galactica Actual: "Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated."

/First thing that came to mind.

is that a "star trek: first contact" quote?

Skid Roe v. Wade Boggs: runchkin: What's his plan?

His plan?

Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan.

To the starboard, sir!!!

Ambassador Andrei Lysenko: There is another matter... one I'm reluctant to...
Dr. Jeffrey Pelt: Please.
Ambassador Andrei Lysenko: One of our submarines, an Alfa, was last reported in the area of the Grand Banks. We have not heard from her for some time.
Dr. Jeffrey Pelt: Andrei, you've lost another submarine?

/cut 'n' pasted for laziness...

My Morse is so rusty, I might be sending him the dimensions of the Playmate of the month.

mxwjs: Galactica Actual: "Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated."

/First thing that came to mind.

is that a "star trek: first contact" quote?
Right...Star Trek..

Thanks for the Meme-ries: Andrei, you've lost another submarine?




awesome film.

RIP Richard Jordan

"a bloody cook!"

recockulous: My Morse is so rusty, I might be sending him the dimensions of the Playmate of the month.

Blinkin thanks you.

Did she run aground on maneuvers?

i never thought i'd see an actual use for this...


/my favorite song of his

Led by a Virginia Beach-based team, salvage crews hoisted the submarine Juliett 484 after pumping nearly a boat-load of water from the relic's silty compartments.


Just to be sure: is that a metric boat-load, or imperial?

Personally, I put our chances as 1 in 3; more tea anyone?

/paraphrased
//can quote every line of this movie....
///sad AND true....
////top 10 movie though..

Russian sub surfaces with help of Little Creek divers

But why did they have so much trouble with the Kursk?

uratito: mxwjs: Galactica Actual: "Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated."

/First thing that came to mind.

is that a "star trek: first contact" quote?
Right...Star Trek..

I hope you intentionally used that picture and didn't rely on a GIS hit. 'Cause that picture is from an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

/bravo either way.

Take 2

Disapproves

A great day, comradesh. We shail into hishtory.

Thanks for the Meme-ries: /top 10 movie though..


Kinda gonna have to agree with you. That is a bold statement, but it's that good. Underrated.


..always watch it if I hit when channel surfing.

U of W Hub Ballroom, 5/26/1984

Last concert I've been to.

They didn't lose it, it was hiding underwater where they couldn't see it.....

Red Fist Of Harmony: Worst infomercial ever.

I love that infomercial. Instead of the hyper-enthusiastic host you usually get, this guy seems like he's one step away from screaming, "Hey, asshole, why haven't you bought this yet? What the fark is wrong with you? This is the best goddamn product you'll ever buy!"

Thanks for the Meme-ries: One of our submarines, an Alfa, was last reported in the area of the Grand Banks.

*groan* It's spelled ALPHA, you half-witted no-brained...

...waitaminute, maybe the Russians spell Greek letters differently... or something...

*Googles it*

Well, I'll be damned like a torpedo.

Thomas Dolby references. NOTHING is obscure on FARK.

/Born too late to see him in his "prime"
//Saw him twice in concert on his comeback tours. Amazing shows, both.
///Waiting patiently for the new album.

TxRabbit: The Russians are Coming! The Russians are Coming!

I told you, you have to gradually ease them into American-style women and the way they dress in public.

/hotlinked to the caterpillar drive...

Gilligan13: They didn't lose it, it was hiding underwater where they couldn't sea it

FTFY.

In charge of the sub?




/yeah, it's a reach
//a dirty hotlinked one, at that

Mentat: Red Fist Of Harmony: Worst infomercial ever.

I love that infomercial. Instead of the hyper-enthusiastic host you usually get, this guy seems like he's one step away from screaming, "Hey, asshole, why haven't you bought this yet? What the fark is wrong with you? This is the best goddamn product you'll ever buy!"

I thought it was just me, I was expecting him to say something like that.

blazemongr: FTFY
Thanks....i think....

All this way to hide a submarine in a river...

Give me a ping, Vasily! One ping only!

Gilligan13: blazemongr: FTFY
Thanks....i think....

It was late and I was tired.

Gyrfalcon: Russian sub surfaces with help of Little Creek divers

But why did they have so much trouble with the Kursk?

30 feet and how many months to plan...compared to 350 feet and absolutely no time to prep...if you were going to save the crew?

no comparison...except they were both sunk submarines.

Excuse me. Is this the Hunt for Red October Thread?

"I would like to have seen Montana."

runchkin: What's his plan?

His plan?

Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan.

Do I look like a guy with a plan?

Bith Set Me Up: A great day, comradesh. We shail into hishtory.

Let them sing!

/I thought I heard singing, sir.

You arrogant ass... you've killed us!


Phil Herup: Thanks for the Meme-ries: /top 10 movie though..


Kinda gonna have to agree with you. That is a bold statement, but it's that good. Underrated.


..always watch it if I hit when channel surfing.


Thought I was the only one who does that!

/also do it with "A Few Good Men"
//let me re-phrase that.... it is Fark after all....
///not that there's anything wrong with that....
////stopping now...

Cyclometh: Did it run aground on maneuvers?

Cyclometh, you magnificent bastard.

/Thomas Dolby had so many great songs and people that even know him remember him as a one hit wonder.
//Tell me about your childhood...

Give me some light!
Ya!

/for some reason, my favorite lines from that movie
//obscure