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(CBS New York) Dumbass You know how sometimes you forget you put something on the roof of your car and you drive away? This is like that, except with a spouse instead of a coffee cup   (wcbstv.com) divider line 18
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strangeguitar 2008-07-27 08:40:34 PM  
I had a plan forming in my head until I read that he was charged for it.
/back to the drawing board

 
portscanner 2008-07-27 09:05:35 PM  
I tried to do that with my mother in law.

 
MightySausage 2008-07-27 09:07:11 PM  
Who thinks it's a good idea to jump on top of a car to try to stop it?

Anyone?

 
Razorwolf [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 09:07:44 PM  
MightySausage: Who thinks it's a good idea to jump on top of a car to try to stop it?

Anyone?

Pin it down with your weight. Duh.

 
d976 2008-07-27 09:12:38 PM  
well at least he didn't throw her under the bus

 
trillium13 2008-07-27 09:16:13 PM  
MightySausage: Who thinks it's a good idea to jump on top of a car to try to stop it?

Anyone?

This. Perhaps if you're that stupid, then just perhaps, you might be kind of asking for trouble.

/wtf

 
Skyrmion 2008-07-27 09:17:12 PM  
I once knew a guy who had a really old beat-up car. For novelty's sake, he glued a coffee cup to the roof. The funny part was all the other people in cars who would frantically gesture to tell him that he left his cup on the roof - while traveling 70 mph on the freeway.

 
NYZooMan 2008-07-27 09:29:55 PM  
Islip?

Yes you did!

/shoot me

 
Naticus 2008-07-27 09:30:28 PM  
No Deathproof Screenshots?

 
NYZooMan 2008-07-27 09:30:54 PM  
MightySausage: Who thinks it's a good idea to jump on top of a car to try to stop it?

Anyone?

He was drunk. Likely she was somewhere near there herself.

 
Bills Cat 2008-07-27 09:32:55 PM  
I heard there are some fairly peculiar folks on Long Island -- apparently it's true. Anyone with the name "Diamond" has to be a dumb guido. Any no-brain goofy biatch who'd jump onto a car roof as the driver was drunk and ready to burn rubber out of the driveway is a guidos wife. Both seem to be a total waste of good oxygen. If only he hit a pole and offed himself, too, it'd be a win-win situation.

 
Lambeau 2008-07-27 10:02:59 PM  
glennkenny.premiere.com

Was it Zoe Bell?

/linked as hot as Zoe

 
porterm 2008-07-27 10:13:11 PM  
but seriously,who hasnt done that at one point or another?

oh,zoes really getting that thing aired out aint she?

ducking

 
viril-ade 2008-07-27 11:04:13 PM  
FTFA: There's no telephone listing for the Mirceas at the home address provided by police.

What would be the point of calling? Wife's in the hospital, husband's in jail.

 
Arkanaut 2008-07-28 12:55:55 AM  
Bills Cat: I heard there are some fairly peculiar folks on Long Island -- apparently it's true. Anyone with the name "Diamond" from Long Island has to be a dumb guido.

FTFY.

 
Arkanaut 2008-07-28 12:57:18 AM  
Arkanaut: Bills Cat: I heard there are some fairly peculiar folks on Long Island -- apparently it's true. Anyone with the name "Diamond" from Long Island has to be a dumb guido.

FTFY.

And now I have to fix it for myself.

/It's getting late.

 
mikalmd 2008-07-28 02:04:20 AM  
Ta da Darwin'd

 
Warchild [TotalFark] 2008-07-28 02:24:11 AM  
Long Island.

Don't let our high cost of living make you think it's not chock full O' tards.

 
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