We already have that in Colorado, and it's called "first big snow of the season"

Rant by Chuck Palahniuk?

There's a Farker with the PERFECT name for this thread.. he'll show up soon I hope.

/collects some old coins
//ties a christmas tree to the top of his cars roof
///Rant was a good book

Unfreakable: We already have that in Colorado, and it's called "first big snow of the season"

We have that in Texas, it's called any snow of the season.

This should be a hit at the farmers' market.

baka-san: Unfreakable: We already have that in Colorado, and it's called "first big snow of the season"

We have that in Texas, it's called any snow of the season.

LOL, so true. We set out in lawn chairs on 1/16/07 just to watch the Texans drive in the snow. We were rewarded with two two car wrecks and a single car wreck with a telephone pole. This was in the space of two hours.

I've been so tempted, but during a sober afternoon.

Seriously, if I want a new ride all I have to do is pull out in this one intersection which consistently has people running the red.

Can I assume by seeing the links on the page that Michigan is full of drunks? Or do the drunks just make all the headlines?

Bet those cops are bummed about that "no front license plate required in Michigan" thing.

sounds like a normal saturday night most anywhere!

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.

Rant Casey sought for questioning

Aww... Fark should have seen that one coming.

The intersection in question

Mad Mark: Can I assume by seeing the links on the page that Michigan is full of drunks? Or do the drunks just make all the headlines?

Yep. Pretty much the entire Midwest is.

Prom Night?

How is that different from NASCAR?

We have that on the DC Beltway. We call it the daily commute.

FTFA: "She kept on driving leaving behind the front of of her vehicle...If you have any information about the female driver who's on the loose call the Kalamazoo County Sheriff's Office."

I am thinking that finding a black Honda Civic with no front end (how she was able to drive away like this is beyond me) should be pretty easy.

As soon as I read the article I thought about the "bad car crash corner" on YouTube...

Link is NOT a Rick Roll (new window)

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my thoughts exactly

Headline indicates that fullstops are on the way out also.

first accident happened after a 31-year-old Kalamazoo man lost control of his vehicle and crashed into a ditch Second Ambulance was in pursuit when they were hit head on by a unknown female Third: police cruiser was hit by another drunk driver

TaDa! Trifecta complete!

the link lies, thats not WOOD tv! thats the crappy west michigan news station that nobody watches instead...

|I came here to see a party crashing (Rant) reference. Sweet!

We have that here in Oregon too, that first rain after those weeks of no rain in August we usually have.

Then I-5 is all nice and slick from weeks of other accidents leaving oil and other fluids, add water and its like glass.

I HATE that intersection.

Someone should call the editor from the news station, the last sentence is worded wrong. It should really read as follows:

If you have any information about the a female driver who's on the loose call the Kalamazoo County Sheriff's Office.

/Just doing my civic duty.

We have that in Los Angeles, it's called a light drizzle.

FTA ~ "An Ambulance was in pursuit when they were hit head on..."

Was in pursuit? What were they chasing? And how about some video. You don't get to see ambulance car chases very often.

Is Snuff any good? I bought it but haven't read it yet.

Rant was awesome.

Old and Busted:Your Headline

let the pigeons loose

LiebeMachtFrei: Rant Casey sought for questioning

And I'd be perfectly happy to answer your questions if I wasn't 13 years in the past.

An Ambulance was in pursuit when they were hit head on by a unknown female driving a black Honda Civic or Accord. She kept on driving leaving behind the front of of her vehicle.

An ambulance was in pursuit? Of what?

/looks in rear view mirror

This article was the worst i have ever read. Are they farming stories out to the local grade school?

Bit'O'Gristle: An Ambulance was in pursuit when they were hit head on by a unknown female driving a black Honda Civic or Accord. She kept on driving leaving behind the front of of her vehicle.

An ambulance was in pursuit? Of what?

/looks in rear view mirror

You've never heard of an ambulance chase her?

/groan

Too funny, I grew up in Oshtemo township in Kalamazoo, MI. The intersection is close to the Western Michigan University campus. Lots of parties, lots of drunks. Also one of the biggest bars in Kalamazoo (Wayside) is just around the corner.

/Approve

Someone doesn't know the difference between channel 3 and channel 8 - but when channel 8 news is on wood, wotv, and wxsp, who can blame them?

Hey, it's not WOOD - it's WWMT.

An Ambulance was in pursuit when they were hit head on by a unknown female driving a black Honda Civic or Accord. She kept on driving leaving behind the front of of her vehicle.

Built Honda tuff !

Linked in the article:

http://www.wwmt.com/news/campground_1351654___article.html/nudist_officials.htm l

The Wayside bar. Ha!! K-zoo can't hold it's liquor.

/Bunch a freaking morons.
//Wayside is for the douche crowd.
///All the cool kids go to Up & Under.

I would think if you had a front end of a car you could identify it as a civic or accord.

Civics are pretty tough cars. My neighbor had some clown drive over a 5' retention wall with one and then drive away. He knows it was a civic because the back bumper was left behind.

"The driver, a 26-year-old Hopkins man, kept also drove away."

English-Fail?

Yeah, the woodtv/wwmt mix-up was because someone had already submitted the story using the woodtv link and it got denied. I switched to the wwmt link and forgot to update the source until after I hit submit. Feel free to facepalm away.

//Subby
//Dispatcher at Pride Care as well
//Thank god I wasn't working

They can't write in Michigan either.

/hit and run-they think that's what they're supposed to do
//biggest state of complete lawlessness (Detroit) and stupid

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::golf clap::

danaganooc: |I came here to see a party crashing (Rant) reference. Sweet!

Came for the Rant references. Leaving satisfied.

/seriously though
//it happened with fight club
///how long until people start doing this for real too?