Until this dog is dead, I will never be happy:

My dad was a snooker hustler. Why couldn't he have gotten run over instead of that cool dog?

/I keed.
//Not really.

*snooker

Sad

Was I the only one that thought of Quiddich when I saw snooker? It's kind of like seeker.

/snook up her snizz

A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. He asks the barkeep for a drink and one for the road.

Goldeneye007: Until this dog is dead, I will never be happy:

[Duckhunt image]

Photoshop contest? Maybe?

MrHormel: A guy walks into a bar

KLANG!

Good God Subby, that took some balls !

Chalk it up to stupidity.
drtfa

Oh, and I'm sure he's racked with guilt.

vudukungfu: Oh, and I'm sure he's racked with guilt.

That's how I would have felt.

vudukungfu: Oh, and I'm sure he's racked with guilt.

I bet it cut deep. I bet he is broken up inside.

Here is a list of snooker player nicknames.
Link (new window)

My personal favorite: Steve "interesting" Davis

Probably got tired of the way the dog always baize at the moon.

The only thing I know about snooker is it's what Andy Capp played in the comics.

I don't know about snooker but I really like snickers, butterfingers also.

I wanted to go back and read the article, to vet (sic) my opinion.
SO I did.
Did they at least collar him for some crime?
In the USA, he would have been tagged for sure.
/Paws, for effect.

And here i a list of the Top 10 Snooker Badasses (new window)

Yay! Snooker jokes!

- Kissing balls
- Deep screw
- Easy pink or tight brown

Do you have snooker across the pond?

I mean, he really did screw the pooch on this.
He being dogged by the press, I'm sure.

I couldnt find a video of his "Snooker Highlights" bit but I wish I could.

Regas: Yay! Snooker jokes!

- Kissing balls
- Deep screw
- Easy pink or tight brown

Do you have snooker across the pond?

Yeah, but it's not quite as popular as soccer, so... Not really.

Two drunks went into a pub and found the snooker table set up for a game."Can we have a game?"they asked the barman. "Sure, it's free". After an hour neither of them had potted a ball. "Lets speed things up,"said the first drunk. "How?"asked the other. "We'll take the balls out of the frame".

I heard the dog nearly beat Ronnie O' Sullivan once.

/ok, not really

Malinki: Regas: Yay! Snooker jokes!

- Kissing balls
- Deep screw
- Easy pink or tight brown

Do you have snooker across the pond?

Yeah, but it's not quite as popular as soccer, so... Not really.

8-ball is the popular billiards game on this side of the pond. Nine-ball is gaining in popularity but is a distant second.

bad break

:( ....i think there's something in my eye

/that sucks

medius: bad break

missed that one.
And I just got back fom a game, too.

But the poker-playing dogs are still ok, right?

"That'll teach him to cheat!"

I know some British folk who have moved to the States and set up a snooker table in their basement because there aren't any to be found around here. They introduced me and it really is a fantastic cue game, much harder than 8- or 9- ball and fascinating. It is a shame more Americans never get a chance to give it a try.

/2 pence

I prefer to get together with the chaps down the block for a fun filled afternoon of polo.

If you have a dog that has been on TV and is so valuable.....TAKE CARE OF HIM.
Its simple

My Dog is a worthless Poop Machine and I would never let her under a tractor I was working on.

EsteeFlwrPot: Was I the only one that thought of Quiddich when I saw snooker? It's kind of like seeker.

/snook up her snizz

Yep

"I was really broken up. It was to late to call the vet, so I just sat with him, while he drifted off.

yea, the dog was really broken up in pieces too you dumbblindfark..

/i would be sad if the dog did 147..

Pretty sad.

You may or may not be surprised at how many people run over their sleeping dogs.


/vet tech
//seen it multiple times

trillium13: You may or may not be surprised at how many people run over their sleeping dogs.

It's an unreliable number, though. They asked one for an honest answer, but everybody knows that you should let sleeping dogs lie.

I'm just here to say that snooker is a tough-ass biatch of a game. Last time I played I think I scored 45 and was happy for it. Can't wait to play again, but there are hardly any tables on this continent.

JonnyBGoode: Malinki: Regas: Yay! Snooker jokes!

- Kissing balls
- Deep screw
- Easy pink or tight brown

Do you have snooker across the pond?

Yeah, but it's not quite as popular as soccer, so... Not really.

8-ball is the popular billiards game on this side of the pond. Nine-ball is gaining in popularity but is a distant second.

Nine-ball is more fun to play.

YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE!!!

really though, nobody should have to be the cause of their own pet's demise.

sad.

This is sad.

The man is a bus driver, the high-point of his life was probably the moment his dog appeared on television playing snooker, imagine the pride; "Why yes I *do* own a dog that plays snooker on television" - and now it's gone, all gone. How likely is it he will find a replacement pet that is in any way adept at playing cue sports?

And to add to the pain it was at his own hands this baize-beast died.

"you wouldn't believe the amount of texts people have sent,"

Texting your condolences? Now that's classy.

Has anyone checked on the poker playing dogs, lately? I hope they are ok.

No Mitchell & Webb snooker announcer pics?

Well, "that's a bad miss" doesn't really apply here.

The television clip:
Snooker Playing Dog (new window)