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(Some Guy) Sappy Ugly ass white lion cubs born in Germany, Knut not impressed   (current.com) divider line 48
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Razorwolf [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 05:42:31 PM  
Hey that's pretty cool. Never saw a white lion. I'm still digesting the white buffalo. The GIS was intriguing.

I'd adopt one and raise it until it ate me.

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 05:49:43 PM  
I'm a relative n00b calling out this farce of a Fark cliche.

I'm sure "ugly-ass" was pretty funny the first time, and maybe even the next 1,000 times.

I'm not ranking on the admins right now, I'm begging the Fark colony to come up with a new way of describing baby animals.

 
crypticsatellite [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 06:16:49 PM  
The cubs are among of seven white lions born to two different mothers on June 30 in what park staff called a "giant surprise."

Zookeeper unavailable for comment.

images.jupiterimages.com

 
Therion [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 07:03:36 PM  
I thought all white lions have black tipped ears -

en.tezuka.co.jp

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 07:15:34 PM  
jaylectricity: I'm sure "ugly-ass" was pretty funny the first time, and maybe even the next 1,000 times.

Well, you're wrong.

 
monsieurstabby [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 07:16:46 PM  
I want them!

 
goethe_helen_hunt 2008-07-27 07:20:34 PM  
Jesus Christ, its a....

awwwwwwwwww

 
HighOnCraic 2008-07-27 07:25:54 PM  
"He's the greatest leader, there's no doubt of it.
He's the one we count on night and day.
When there's danger he can get us out of it--
Kimba the white lion leads the way!"

 
eliz1bef 2008-07-27 07:27:15 PM  
Quick! Those baby kitties are in need of concentrated tum-tum rubs, STAT!

 
simpsonfan 2008-07-27 07:28:18 PM  
They have to name one Kimba

 
Sarah Jessica Farker [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-27 07:28:34 PM  
jaylectricity: I'm begging the Fark colony to come up with a new way of describing baby animals.

oodgy-woodgy widdle shnookums-kin!

 
Ace Attorney 2008-07-27 07:29:18 PM  
simpsonfan: They have to name one Kimba

Simba?

 
whizbang [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 07:32:11 PM  
jaylectricity: I'm a relative n00b calling out this farce of a Fark cliche.

Hey you were ugly-assTM once, before you became a precious snowflakeTM.

 
robisfunky 2008-07-27 07:35:18 PM  
www.atomicned.com
/approves

 
Soni [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 07:36:57 PM  
images.icanhascheezburger.com

 
robisfunky 2008-07-27 07:37:06 PM  
Ace Attorney: simpsonfan: They have to name one Kimba

Simba?


Nope, Kimba.

 
Je5tEr 2008-07-27 07:39:52 PM  
jaylectricity: I'm begging the Fark colony to come up with a new way of describing baby animals.


Tasty?

 
uttertosh 2008-07-27 07:47:00 PM  
jaylectricity: I'm begging the Fark colony to come up with a new way of describing baby animals.

wriggly-assed.

 
Commander Salamander 2008-07-27 07:47:25 PM  
Razorwolf: ...I'm still digesting the white buffalo.

Was it delicious?

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 07:48:04 PM  
whizbang: jaylectricity: I'm a relative n00b calling out this farce of a Fark cliche.

Hey you were ugly-assTM once, before you became a precious snowflakeTM.


For the record, I was never a precious snowflake.

/kids today

 
Shastar 2008-07-27 07:51:37 PM  
www.btinternet.com

Approves!

 
Invincible 2008-07-27 07:56:43 PM  
jaylectricity: I'm a relative n00b calling out this farce of a Fark cliche.

I'm sure "ugly-ass" was pretty funny the first time, and maybe even the next 1,000 times.

I'm not ranking on the admins right now, I'm begging the Fark colony to come up with a new way of describing baby animals.


Worm baby?

tn1-2.pv.deviantart.com

/h'linked

 
kelt 2008-07-27 08:00:40 PM  
i258.photobucket.com

 
ravenlore [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 08:09:03 PM  
Awww!!!

/squelches urge to speak in a cutesy tone about handling wild animial as if they were housepets
//fails
///ooh, you so very furry yes you is does you need lovins yes you does!
////rub a fuzzy tummy! fuzzy tummy!

 
Complicit [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 08:09:04 PM  
Good to see the hair metal enthusiasts in here making the appropriate references.

 
WDFark think for a second 2008-07-27 08:10:54 PM  
came for the kimba the white lion references..not disapointed

/kimba the white lion, he's the bravest little guy in the land...
//wonders how many posts before some one brings that disney 'stole' the lion king from that show/movie

 
Razorwolf [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 08:11:37 PM  
Commander Salamander: Razorwolf: ...I'm still digesting the white buffalo.

Was it delicious?


Hell no. Ever had buffalo? It's like it comes in pre-jerky.

 
comoxgirl 2008-07-27 08:16:34 PM  
I know I know...I was beaten to the punch...but still...
hardrockhideout.files.wordpress.com

 
fappomatic 2008-07-27 08:28:23 PM  
uttertosh: jaylectricity: I'm begging the Fark colony to come up with a new way of describing baby animals.

wriggly-assed.


Coats?

 
davynelson 2008-07-27 08:31:17 PM  
i have never heard the band White Lion, but these pictures assure me we're talking about a band of self-absorbed mediocre pseudo-rock talents with too many mirrors in their dressing room

no?
yes?

 
Grotesk 2008-07-27 08:42:12 PM  
I think we're missing the important question here: Why is Germany bleaching their zoo animals?

/They are serious cubs
//This is serious thread

 
OregonVet [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 08:46:57 PM  
jaylectricity: I'm begging the Fark colony to come up with a new way of describing baby animals.

Oh shut the hell up.

 
jso2897 2008-07-27 08:50:22 PM  
The power of the neonatal instinct is amazing. Despite the fact that those are the young of a creature that eats apes (which I'm), all I want to do is chuck them under their little chins and stroke them. And that's farking weird, when you think about it.

 
bittersweet 2008-07-27 08:56:58 PM  
davynelson: i have never heard the band White Lion, but these pictures assure me we're talking about a band of self-absorbed mediocre pseudo-rock talents with too many mirrors in their dressing room

no?
yes?


Actually, Vito Bratta was amazing. Too bad Mike Tramp's neutered choirboy voice made it practically unlistenable.

 
theorellior 2008-07-27 09:52:07 PM  
davynelson: yes?

They re-did "Radar Love" in 1989. It was a farce.

I had a roommate who loved them, though. Also, Warrant.

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 10:12:01 PM  
OregonVet: jaylectricity: I'm begging the Fark colony to come up with a new way of describing baby animals.

Oh shut the hell up.


Tell me why.

 
whizbang [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 10:21:41 PM  
jaylectricity: I'm begging the Fark colony to come up with a new way of describing baby animals.
OregonVet: Oh shut the hell up.
jaylectricity: Tell me why.

All the great Farkisms are sacred. Like Strongbad, & the tab on the bottom of your screen that reads Curtis' instead of Curtis's.

 
WordsnCollision 2008-07-27 10:26:47 PM  
img.metro.co.uk

/disapproves

 
M-G 2008-07-27 10:59:58 PM  
bittersweet: Actually, Vito Bratta was amazing. Too bad Mike Tramp's neutered choirboy voice made it practically unlistenable.

Probably the best description I've ever read of them. From that second pic of them, I'd say they haven't aged well.

/ Saw them open for AC/DC in 87 or 88 during the Blow Up Your Video tour.
// My lawn, etc....

 
bugcrusher 2008-07-27 11:00:17 PM  
Knut Knut impressed?

 
winpioneer 2008-07-27 11:10:26 PM  
You know who else liked Ugly ass white lion cubs?
/Obligatory
/I'm surprised no one else posted this yet.

 
mug_costanza 2008-07-28 01:01:57 AM  
Man, that Knut is such an attention-whore.

/Es Knuto, el oso polar!

 
Crazy Cat Lady 2008-07-28 03:40:45 AM  
I need another kitty! I'll take a Knut, too.

 
FueledByEthanol 2008-07-28 06:59:26 AM  
WordsnCollision: /disapproves

Dude, Knut has gotten downright psycho over the past couple of years. Less cute,more... 'I was born to murder the world...'

/Which can be cute in its own way
//Wait, what?

 
theorellior 2008-07-28 07:11:24 AM  
FueledByEthanol: Dude, Knut has gotten downright psycho over the past couple of years. Less cute,more... 'I was born to murder the world...'

Maybe he's a bipolar bear.

 
weatherwitch666 2008-07-28 10:27:57 AM  
simpsonfan: They have to name one Kimba

Had an all white cat named Kimba. weighed 23 pounds, he was a big boy, outweighed the dog by 5 pounds. Not every one got the name reference.

 
improvius 2008-07-28 11:14:02 AM  
"You must avenge my death, Kimba - I mean, Simba."

 
TheWizard 2008-07-28 11:35:11 AM  
You know who else had a thing for white offspring in Germany?

 
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