Hey that's pretty cool. Never saw a white lion. I'm still digesting the white buffalo. The GIS was intriguing.

I'd adopt one and raise it until it ate me.

I'm a relative n00b calling out this farce of a Fark cliche.

I'm sure "ugly-ass" was pretty funny the first time, and maybe even the next 1,000 times.

I'm not ranking on the admins right now, I'm begging the Fark colony to come up with a new way of describing baby animals.

The cubs are among of seven white lions born to two different mothers on June 30 in what park staff called a "giant surprise."

Zookeeper unavailable for comment.

I thought all white lions have black tipped ears -

jaylectricity: I'm sure "ugly-ass" was pretty funny the first time, and maybe even the next 1,000 times.

Well, you're wrong.

I want them!

Jesus Christ, its a....

awwwwwwwwww

"He's the greatest leader, there's no doubt of it.
He's the one we count on night and day.
When there's danger he can get us out of it--
Kimba the white lion leads the way!"

Quick! Those baby kitties are in need of concentrated tum-tum rubs, STAT!

They have to name one Kimba

jaylectricity: I'm begging the Fark colony to come up with a new way of describing baby animals.

oodgy-woodgy widdle shnookums-kin!

simpsonfan: They have to name one Kimba

Simba?

jaylectricity: I'm a relative n00b calling out this farce of a Fark cliche.

Hey you were ugly-ass^TM once, before you became a precious snowflake^TM.

/approves

Ace Attorney: simpsonfan: They have to name one Kimba

Simba?

Nope, Kimba.

jaylectricity: I'm begging the Fark colony to come up with a new way of describing baby animals.


Tasty?

jaylectricity: I'm begging the Fark colony to come up with a new way of describing baby animals.

wriggly-assed.

Razorwolf: ...I'm still digesting the white buffalo.

Was it delicious?

whizbang: jaylectricity: I'm a relative n00b calling out this farce of a Fark cliche.

Hey you were ugly-assTM once, before you became a precious snowflake^TM.

For the record, I was never a precious snowflake.

/kids today

Approves!

jaylectricity: I'm a relative n00b calling out this farce of a Fark cliche.

I'm sure "ugly-ass" was pretty funny the first time, and maybe even the next 1,000 times.

I'm not ranking on the admins right now, I'm begging the Fark colony to come up with a new way of describing baby animals.

Worm baby?



/h'linked

Awww!!!

/squelches urge to speak in a cutesy tone about handling wild animial as if they were housepets
//fails
///ooh, you so very furry yes you is does you need lovins yes you does!
////rub a fuzzy tummy! fuzzy tummy!

Good to see the hair metal enthusiasts in here making the appropriate references.

came for the kimba the white lion references..not disapointed

/kimba the white lion, he's the bravest little guy in the land...
//wonders how many posts before some one brings that disney 'stole' the lion king from that show/movie

Commander Salamander: Razorwolf: ...I'm still digesting the white buffalo.

Was it delicious?

Hell no. Ever had buffalo? It's like it comes in pre-jerky.

I know I know...I was beaten to the punch...but still...

uttertosh: jaylectricity: I'm begging the Fark colony to come up with a new way of describing baby animals.

wriggly-assed.

Coats?

i have never heard the band White Lion, but these pictures assure me we're talking about a band of self-absorbed mediocre pseudo-rock talents with too many mirrors in their dressing room

no?
yes?

I think we're missing the important question here: Why is Germany bleaching their zoo animals?

/They are serious cubs
//This is serious thread

jaylectricity: I'm begging the Fark colony to come up with a new way of describing baby animals.

Oh shut the hell up.

The power of the neonatal instinct is amazing. Despite the fact that those are the young of a creature that eats apes (which I'm), all I want to do is chuck them under their little chins and stroke them. And that's farking weird, when you think about it.

davynelson: i have never heard the band White Lion, but these pictures assure me we're talking about a band of self-absorbed mediocre pseudo-rock talents with too many mirrors in their dressing room

no?
yes?

Actually, Vito Bratta was amazing. Too bad Mike Tramp's neutered choirboy voice made it practically unlistenable.

davynelson: yes?

They re-did "Radar Love" in 1989. It was a farce.

I had a roommate who loved them, though. Also, Warrant.

OregonVet: jaylectricity: I'm begging the Fark colony to come up with a new way of describing baby animals.

Oh shut the hell up.

Tell me why.

jaylectricity: I'm begging the Fark colony to come up with a new way of describing baby animals.
OregonVet: Oh shut the hell up.
jaylectricity: Tell me why.

All the great Farkisms are sacred. Like Strongbad, & the tab on the bottom of your screen that reads Curtis' instead of Curtis's.

/disapproves

bittersweet: Actually, Vito Bratta was amazing. Too bad Mike Tramp's neutered choirboy voice made it practically unlistenable.

Probably the best description I've ever read of them. From that second pic of them, I'd say they haven't aged well.

/ Saw them open for AC/DC in 87 or 88 during the Blow Up Your Video tour.
// My lawn, etc....

Knut Knut impressed?

You know who else liked Ugly ass white lion cubs?
/Obligatory
/I'm surprised no one else posted this yet.

Man, that Knut is such an attention-whore.

/Es Knuto, el oso polar!

I need another kitty! I'll take a Knut, too.

WordsnCollision: /disapproves

Dude, Knut has gotten downright psycho over the past couple of years. Less cute,more... 'I was born to murder the world...'

/Which can be cute in its own way
//Wait, what?

FueledByEthanol: Dude, Knut has gotten downright psycho over the past couple of years. Less cute,more... 'I was born to murder the world...'

Maybe he's a bipolar bear.

simpsonfan: They have to name one Kimba

Had an all white cat named Kimba. weighed 23 pounds, he was a big boy, outweighed the dog by 5 pounds. Not every one got the name reference.

"You must avenge my death, Kimba - I mean, Simba."

You know who else had a thing for white offspring in Germany?