Um, no yo.

Walk the dog?

pffff pls thats for kids

I love yo-yos.
I love nerds.
I must marry this man straightaway.

he has powers you didn't know existed.. and, wish I still didn't.

/Look at me, I can jump up n down
//can I has cookie?

Yo yo yo, POP!

Dr._Love: Um, no yo.



What?

dude has skills...

Oy.

I used to yo-yo in middle school.

/loser, I know

Did the Indians have yo-yos?

He should join the Twirl King Yo-Yo company, and go around to local schools to demonstrate his talents at assemblies.

Passive Aggressive Larry: He should join the Twirl King Yo-Yo company, and go around to local schools to demonstrate his talents at assemblies.

Why? Companies are willing to pay him to do demonstrations. That seems like a better move.

i love how he looks so sad when he is talking about how big of a dork he is. I think it's cool, but still wouldnt do it...lol

One too many yo's, Yo....

I yo-yo every day. I don't use those new fangled bearing yo-yos that spin for a week, I only use solid wood. You have to work harder with the wood and they only spin so long.

/loser I know

If only there was a way to make money yo-yoing.

If only...

/3 years later, still a Deli clerk.

Guy needs a girlfriend

YOYOMA

Up and Atom: Did the Indians have yo-yos?

Where yoyos come from (google is my friend) (new window)

You know who esle uses a yo-yo?



/obligatory

Excerpt from TFA:

He remembers the day he found his calling.

It was a slow California afternoon, August 2005. He and a friend were preparing to get high.

The friend said he had the perfect video to accompany the pot: "It's this guy yo-yoing," he said. "It will blow your mind."

Wright was skeptical. He'd had a yo-yo when he was a kid, and he knew what a yo- yo does: it goes up and down. It can do a few tricks. Kid stuff.

But the friend was insistent: "You have to see this."

They lit up and watched.

"Oh God," Wright said, some time later. "My mind is blown."

When I was a kid I used to put a twenty foot string on one and yo-yo horizontally across roads and down from overpasses.

Then I grew up.

/Ball Bearing Yo-Yos?
//Might as well stick on a motor.

Passive Aggressive Larry: He should join the Twirl King Yo-Yo company, and go around to local schools to demonstrate his talents at assemblies.

That's the old Sparkle.

sorry dude. you farked it up.

yo yo, check this yo-yo, yo

FIFY

I'll stick to juggling, thanks.

Yo-yo is fun and all, but just doesn't tickle me the same way.

It was a slow California afternoon, August 2005. He and a friend were preparing to get high.

This is where it always starts.

/drugs are bad...m'k
//yo mama
///yo yo ma

southaustin: Passive Aggressive Larry: He should join the Twirl King Yo-Yo company, and go around to local schools to demonstrate his talents at assemblies.

Why? Companies are willing to pay him to do demonstrations. That seems like a better move.

The Simpsons, season 3, an episode called "Bart the Lover", I suggest you check it out.

That's pretty awesome. I like this guy already.

I'm one of those guys who picks up a talent, gets pretty good at it, then gets bored and moves on to something else. Spinning stuff on my finger? Did it. Juggling? Pen spinning? Contact juggling? Using a diabolo (aka Chinese yoyo)? Stilt walking? Unicycling? Rubiks cube? Check on all of them. (current obsession: TF2)

/might take up the yo yo, I haven't touched one since elementary school
//I was like this back then, too. I got pretty good

"But the modern yo-yo was born in 1990, when a San Francisco dentist invented a yo-yo with a ball bearing at its core."

As if people needed more reason to think dentists are dorks, this guy went and improved a yo-yo. Ha

/dentist
//dork

EighthundredmillionthFarker: YOYOMA

rofl FTW

Passive Aggressive Larry: The Simpsons, season 3, an episode called "Bart the Lover", I suggest you check it out.

Oops! Sorry I missed the reference, PAL.

/too obscurely challenged

Dude, when I next got on the subway I'm looking for him. That would be funny to walk up to him and be like, "hey, I read about you on Fark.com. See, I'm just as nerdy." Then we can cry together about our wasted lives.

I wonder how far from me he lives? It can't be far... And I wonder if he's yo-yoing right now...

King Something: You know who esle uses a yo-yo?



/obligatory

*chokes*

Tommy Smothers (new window)

Sir Vanderhoot: That's pretty awesome. I like this guy already.

I'm one of those guys who picks up a talent, gets pretty good at it, then gets bored and moves on to something else. Spinning stuff on my finger? Did it. Juggling? Pen spinning? Contact juggling? Using a diabolo (aka Chinese yoyo)? Stilt walking? Unicycling? Rubiks cube? Check on all of them. (current obsession: TF2)


Bah.. I juggle my contacts daily.
/might take up the yo yo, I haven't touched one since elementary school
//I was like this back then, too. I got pretty good

Sir Vanderhoot: That's pretty awesome. I like this guy already.

I'm one of those guys who picks up a talent, gets pretty good at it, then gets bored and moves on to something else. Spinning stuff on my finger? Did it. Juggling? Pen spinning? Contact juggling? Using a diabolo (aka Chinese yoyo)? Stilt walking? Unicycling? Rubiks cube? Check on all of them. (current obsession: TF2)

/might take up the yo yo, I haven't touched one since elementary school
//I was like this back then, too. I got pretty good

I hope I'm not the only person checking profiles in this thread looking for people to juggle with...

sorry, glenfg, I should have refreshed.

(or watched fewer vids while I was there)

Why the hell can't you watch a video anymore without a commercial first? Hell with it.

. . . kick out of these replies

And some people say pot isn't dangerous...

It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.

Yo, Ding Dong. Ding Dong, yo!

I like this topic, yo!

"I wish I didn't have to hear about it so much," puts in Jasmine Stoner, at the checkout aisle.
That about sums it up right there.

Link
Multitasking....

King Something: You know who esle uses a yo-yo?



/obligatory

Great, now i'm gay.

Farking bridget....but I can't help it.

Everyone is gay for Bridget.

Dude shouldn't be so down on himself - he f*cking rocks at the yo-yo yo!

Came here looking for some love for the Yo-yo Man.

Glad I wasnt disappointed.



Oh, and here's another classic Yo-yo.