I bet the French wish they'd have had that option to use against Lance.

TV.

You can has it too!

Subby, you've never been to dog shows, right?.

/My dog got disqualified in the local dog show because he was slightly fat.
//Beagle owner
///Two beagles!
////They drive me nuts but I love 'em

In other news, Subby should probably try getting out of the basement once and a while.
;)

Does anybody know if kelpies are the best jumpers?
I couldnt tell by the article if her dog was the highest jumping dog in the world or the highest jumping kelpie.

FTA:
"He should be allowed to keep on doing what he loves, until another dog comes along and takes the crown. In any sport there's going to be a younger, fitter competitor coming up in the ranks ... every dog has his day," she said.

and we've found the Brett Farve of dogs.

I bet subby's jumped a few dogs in his time. If you know what I mean!


/wink

LoneDust: and we've found the Brett Farve of dogs.

FTW

LoneDust: FTA:
"He should be allowed to keep on doing what he loves, until another dog comes along and takes the crown. In any sport there's going to be a younger, fitter competitor coming up in the ranks ... every dog has his day," she said.

and we've found the Brett Farve of dogs.


approves.

In even more other news, Subby lives under a rock

see more dog pictures

CygnusDarius:
/My dog got disqualified in the local dog show because he was slightly fat.

Slightly fat or just big-boned?

Then again, dinosaurs were big-boned.

Oh, it looked like a dog was banned from a humping contest for winning three years in a row. That would be one person's grateful leg.

Can't they just give participation awards to all the dogs? That way no dog will feel left out.

Woof woofing a woof , so woof woofing a woof outa these woofs

mikaloyd: Does anybody know if kelpies are the best jumpers?
I couldnt tell by the article if her dog was the highest jumping dog in the world or the highest jumping kelpie.

As far as I'm concerned, kelpies make you drown into lakes and rivers.

And they look like horses.

phenn: CygnusDarius:
/My dog got disqualified in the local dog show because he was slightly fat.

Slightly fat or just big-boned?

Then again, dinosaurs were big-boned.

For fatness. But meh, I take care of my dog and yes, I'm giving him a little less food because the vet suggested it.

Headline: Dog banned from jumping contest for winning three years in a row.

Fark: Sara Jessica Parker now inconsolable.

ranak: Headline: Dog banned from jumping contest for winning three years in a row.

Fark: Sara Jessica Parker now inconsolable.

winner!!

CygnusDarius: mikaloyd: Does anybody know if kelpies are the best jumpers?
I couldnt tell by the article if her dog was the highest jumping dog in the world or the highest jumping kelpie.

As far as I'm concerned, kelpies make you drown into lakes and rivers.

And they look like horses.

Knotty Celt kelpiies!

dogs can be little snowflakes with esteem problems too?
i never would have guessed.

blick: dogs can be little snowflakes with esteem problems too?


some dogs...

what the hell is a Phar Lap.

blick: "dogs can be little snowflakes with esteem problems too?"

Dogs not so much, event organizers absolutely.

/keeping it fresh

blick: dogs can be little snowflakes with esteem problems too?
i never would have guessed.

Huh, the dog just likes to jump. He doesn't have the 1st clue about any of this.

My dog can out jump your dog...

/cuter too

The dog in question. Didn't pass his whiz quiz. They found the roids and GBH.

Nick Nostril

[500 horsepower dog]

What the unholy fcuck is the story with THAT thing?

Im suprised her dog can jump so high after being fattened up on so much peanut butter.

Does anyone else think the picture in this article looks like an excellent choice for a Photoshop or Caption contest?

studebaker hoch: Nick Nostril

[500 horsepower dog]

What the unholy fcuck is the story with THAT thing?

Some rare muscular deformity that I wish I suffered from.

beatmonkey: what the hell is a Phar Lap.

Phar Lap to Australians is Man O'War and Seabiscuit and every Triple Crown winner rolled into one race horse.

Nick Nostril: The dog in question. Didn't pass his whiz quiz. They found the roids and GBH.

Please tell me that's shopped. I've seen it before, but wow.

Scary.

mangocop: beatmonkey: what the hell is a Phar Lap.

Phar Lap to Australians is Man O'War and Seabiscuit and every Triple Crown winner rolled into one race horse.


Pharlap is a DOS 386 extender.

/Needed it to run Autocad in Win3.1.

We have cow chip tossing contests here subby. So this doesn't surprise me.

voyvf: Please tell me that's shopped. I've seen it before, but wow.

Scary.

double muscled defect
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Nick Nostril: The dog in question. Didn't pass his whiz quiz. They found the roids and GBH.


I love that dog soo much. I would sell my car to own him.

Canine in question appears to be humping large bale of hay.

/proceed with caution

beatmonkey: what the hell is a Phar Lap.


Phar Lap is the fastest horse ever, New Zealand bred and sold to a Australian.

Brockway: FTFA:
Shirley Foster, of the festival committee, said the decision to retire Riley was "all about keeping the event fresh".

How about letting Riley compete, and throughout the competition, periodically spray the crowd with machine gun fine? That'd be fresh.

The reason they didn't let him compete is the same reason kids can't have candy in class unless they brought enough for everyone, and why schools have "Student of the Month" rotate on an alphabetical basis rather than on any kind of merit...in short, there aren't enough winners in the world to run everything, and so, consequently some things are run by losers. And losers are always trying to hamstring winners so that they will feel better about themselves.

You're on to something here. What we've got is a society where the exceptional and the outstanding are reviled -- where success is hated and we try to cut them all down to the level of the lowest common denominator. It's all about making everyone equal -- equally crappy, that is.

With kids, it's because schools and parents are afraid to hurt the little ones' self-esteem (as if the kids don't understand what's going on). With dogs, it's their owners you're dealing with.

subby In other news, there are dog-jumping contests

Never read about the Celebrated Jumping Dog of Calaveras County, eh?

Ral: You're on to something here. What we've got is a society where the exceptional and the outstanding are reviled -- where success is hated and we try to cut them all down to the level of the lowest common denominator. It's all about making everyone equal -- equally crappy, that is.

With kids, it's because schools and parents are afraid to hurt the little ones' self-esteem (as if the kids don't understand what's going on).

HUURRR, but it's not fair that someone who worked harder gets treated better! DURR not fair! Not fair!

In other words, I agree.

I thought in the Government program "No Dog Left Behind" that none of the dogs could fail. Riley wuz robbed.

I don't see what the problem is, really. If I am not mistaken the organizers told her her dog can still partake in the competition, she just won't get an award. If all she is in it for is for allowing her dog to do what the dog loves, who cares if it gets an award?

There's a hunting dog competition around where I live that I take my beast out to. She sucks at it and hardly ever completes the events I put her in. Even though she's never won, everyone still manages to have a great time.

My lil girlie

don't tell me they rig dog jumping competitions too!

basilbrush: beatmonkey: what the hell is a Phar Lap.


Phar Lap is the fastest horse ever, New Zealand bred and sold to a Australian.

and killed by an American...

voyvf: Nick Nostril: The dog in question. Didn't pass his whiz quiz. They found the roids and GBH.

Please tell me that's shopped. I've seen it before, but wow.

Scary.

Apparently not a 'shop, if I remember correctly.

FTA:
"He should be allowed to keep on doing what he loves, until another dog comes along and takes the crown. In any sport there's going to be a younger, fitter competitor coming up in the ranks ... every dog has his day," she said.

Um, 'what he loves'? I'm pretty sure he can jump anywhere tard. He's doing what you love. And earning you prizes.

/your sense of entitlement is showing

I thought this was Dock Dog jumping... distance not height.