Nothing is obscure on Fark.

Rule 34 is in full effect.

...And that person would be me, sadly.

I'm sure the groom was singing...

"My friends think I'm acting queer as a bug,
I'm in love, I'm all Wook up!"

Subby:

Thankyouverymuch!

I thought the gold bikini didn't have any load-bearing structures in it.

Well, shut my mouth!

Jabba would just eat the Leia on the left

/Elvis stormtrooper: Don't step on my white plastic boots

Everybody on the whole Cantina block,
Was dancing to the Han Solo rock.

Obscure my ass.

I met that guy at ComicCon two years ago!



/wish I had the bikini

His hairline has also, apparently, receded quite a bit in two years. Oh wait, it was three years ago! o_O Time flies when you're nerdy...

Gidgie: I met that guy at ComicCon two years ago!



/wish I had the bikini

I wish you had it too. ;)

Gidgie:



/wish I had the bikini

/me too

Pontus and the Nail Drivers: Gidgie: I met that guy at ComicCon two years ago!



/wish I had the bikini

I wish you had it too. ;)

//dammit

Gidgie: I met that guy at ComicCon two years ago!



/wish I had the bikini

YOU won't need the titanium-lined version

Gidgie: I met that guy at ComicCon two years ago!



/wish I had the bikini

I looked in your profile to see if you were the dude or the babe to ensure I wouldn't have any nightmares of that guy in a bikini...

but my son has that same bouncer as yours. How crazy! I mean, it's not like they are mass produced or anything. You know, for profit.

What is WRONG with people...?

Isn't that what Fark's all about ?

Pontus and the Nail Drivers: Gidgie: I met that guy at ComicCon two years ago!



/wish I had the bikini

I wish you had it too. ;)


//wish i knew for certain that gidgie isn't the guy on the left wishing for the bikini

ejunkie: Pontus and the Nail Drivers: Gidgie: I met that guy at ComicCon two years ago!



/wish I had the bikini

I wish you had it too. ;)


//wish i knew for certain that gidgie isn't the guy on the left wishing for the bikini

Lawls, that's my ex.

Yeah, I like nerds.

Yeah, I married one.

No, it's not that one.

It's funny how an average girl with big boobs becomes the belle of the ball when surrounded by sex-starved nerds...

Also, why would I put pictures of my bDD0: Gidgie: I met that guy at ComicCon two years ago!



/wish I had the bikini

I looked in your profile to see if you were the dude or the babe to ensure I wouldn't have any nightmares of that guy in a bikini...

but my son has that same bouncer as yours. How crazy! I mean, it's not like they are mass produced or anything. You know, for profit.

He loves that damned thing. The frog at the top gets him every time.

Marla Singer's Laundry: Gidgie: I met that guy at ComicCon two years ago!



/wish I had the bikini

YOU won't need the titanium-lined version

Hopefully not! :P I was going to do it last Halloween, but getting knocked up sort of foiled those plans. Though I'm sure I could have touched some sort of fetish market with it.

rigmort: It's funny how an average girl with big boobs becomes the belle of the ball when surrounded by sex-starved nerds...

This is perfect for you (new window)

Gidgie: ejunkie: Pontus and the Nail Drivers: Gidgie: I met that guy at ComicCon two years ago!



/wish I had the bikini

I wish you had it too. ;)


//wish i knew for certain that gidgie isn't the guy on the left wishing for the bikini

Lawls, that's my ex.

Yeah, I like nerds.

Yeah, I married one.

No, it's not that one.

lol is he your ex before or after the picure? Because even in the picture he looks pushed aside. Like, HELLO EVLIS!

rigmort: It's funny how an average girl with big boobs becomes the belle of the ball when surrounded by sex-starved nerds...

would hit it

I can't help but think of my favorite TF thread of all time:
Nine Pages of semi-hot Star Wars nerds. (^)

Gidgie: Marla Singer's Laundry: Gidgie: I met that guy at ComicCon two years ago!



/wish I had the bikini

YOU won't need the titanium-lined version

Hopefully not! :P I was going to do it last Halloween, but getting knocked up sort of foiled those plans. Though I'm sure I could have touched some sort of fetish market with it.

I think you'd be worshiped, honestly. Men LOVE beautiful pregger women. ;)

rigmort: average girl with big boobs becomes the belle of the ball

What's average about a girl with big boobs?

ejunkie: Gidgie: ejunkie: Pontus and the Nail Drivers: Gidgie: I met that guy at ComicCon two years ago!



/wish I had the bikini

I wish you had it too. ;)


//wish i knew for certain that gidgie isn't the guy on the left wishing for the bikini

Lawls, that's my ex.

Yeah, I like nerds.

Yeah, I married one.

No, it's not that one.

lol is he your ex before or after the picure? Because even in the picture he looks pushed aside. Like, HELLO EVLIS!

After. >.

Marla Singer's Laundry: Gidgie: Marla Singer's Laundry: Gidgie: I met that guy at ComicCon two years ago!



/wish I had the bikini

YOU won't need the titanium-lined version

Hopefully not! :P I was going to do it last Halloween, but getting knocked up sort of foiled those plans. Though I'm sure I could have touched some sort of fetish market with it.

I think you'd be worshiped, honestly. Men LOVE beautiful pregger women. ;)

hahaha, this can be true. But they often either know and love the woman already, or haven't actually seen one sitting at home in her big ass pajama pants, all gross and unshowered because damnit, it just takes so much ~energy~ to haul around 25-60 extra pounds with every hormone completely out of whack.

Anyway, this thread is about Stormtrooper Elvis and his awesome pimptastic badassery.

I believe my Halloween costume is set. Already have Elvis and the Storm Trooper; just need to combine them.

Aaand... I'm spent.

Gidgie: DD0: Gidgie: I met that guy at ComicCon two years ago!



/wish I had the bikini

I looked in your profile to see if you were the dude or the babe to ensure I wouldn't have any nightmares of that guy in a bikini...

but my son has that same bouncer as yours. How crazy! I mean, it's not like they are mass produced or anything. You know, for profit.

He loves that damned thing. The frog at the top gets him every time.

Mine started rolling out of it already, it's become pretty dangerous when he bounces him self to the floor.

He was the subject of a photoshop thread three years ago.

DD0: Gidgie: DD0: Gidgie: I met that guy at ComicCon two years ago!



/wish I had the bikini

I looked in your profile to see if you were the dude or the babe to ensure I wouldn't have any nightmares of that guy in a bikini...

but my son has that same bouncer as yours. How crazy! I mean, it's not like they are mass produced or anything. You know, for profit.

He loves that damned thing. The frog at the top gets him every time.

Mine started rolling out of it already, it's become pretty dangerous when he bounces him self to the floor.

Yeah, ours is starting to do the same. We definitely have to strap him in, and he's getting close to flinging it over. :( It's like magic for getting him to sleep, though.

ajbrycee: Link

omg.

rigmort: It's funny how an average girl with big boobs becomes the belle of the ball when surrounded by sex-starved nerds...

And she's covered in their euphemisms too.

ajbrycee: Link



I'll be in my bunk.

You ain't nothin' but rebel scum!
Hidin' all the time...

Gidgie: DD0: Gidgie: DD0: Gidgie: I met that guy at ComicCon two years ago!



/wish I had the bikini

I looked in your profile to see if you were the dude or the babe to ensure I wouldn't have any nightmares of that guy in a bikini...

but my son has that same bouncer as yours. How crazy! I mean, it's not like they are mass produced or anything. You know, for profit.

He loves that damned thing. The frog at the top gets him every time.

Mine started rolling out of it already, it's become pretty dangerous when he bounces him self to the floor.

Yeah, ours is starting to do the same. We definitely have to strap him in, and he's getting close to flinging it over. :( It's like magic for getting him to sleep, though.

My older one had a chair just like it, that he broke, and he did the same thing. Sadly they don't last long enough in them because they really are awesome.

How old is your son?

Marla Singer's Laundry: rigmort: It's funny how an average girl with big boobs becomes the belle of the ball when surrounded by sex-starved nerds...

This is perfect for you (new window)

"She kept reapplying this glitter makeup she had," Baltazar added. "At first it was just around her eyes, but through the night it spread to her chest, until it was all over her arms, and then on half the guys there."

Hey, how did they get my diary from last year's convention...

DD0: Gidgie: DD0: Gidgie: DD0: Gidgie: I met that guy at ComicCon two years ago!



/wish I had the bikini

I looked in your profile to see if you were the dude or the babe to ensure I wouldn't have any nightmares of that guy in a bikini...

but my son has that same bouncer as yours. How crazy! I mean, it's not like they are mass produced or anything. You know, for profit.

He loves that damned thing. The frog at the top gets him every time.

Mine started rolling out of it already, it's become pretty dangerous when he bounces him self to the floor.

Yeah, ours is starting to do the same. We definitely have to strap him in, and he's getting close to flinging it over. :( It's like magic for getting him to sleep, though.

My older one had a chair just like it, that he broke, and he did the same thing. Sadly they don't last long enough in them because they really are awesome.

How old is your son?

Five and a half months. :)

rigmort: It's funny how an average girl with big boobs becomes the belle of the ball when surrounded by sex-starved nerds...

Reminds me of this (new window)

brewssuds: rigmort: It's funny how an average girl with big boobs becomes the belle of the ball when surrounded by sex-starved nerds...

Reminds me of this (new window)

Reminded me of that too, so I posted it about 45 minutes ago ;)

Marla Singer's Laundry: brewssuds: rigmort: It's funny how an average girl with big boobs becomes the belle of the ball when surrounded by sex-starved nerds...

Reminds me of this (new window)

Reminded me of that too, so I posted it about 45 minutes ago ;)

Yeah, I just noticed that. That will teach me to read ahead.

/hangs head in shame

Gidgie: DD0: Gidgie: DD0: Gidgie: DD0: Gidgie: I met that guy at ComicCon two years ago!



/wish I had the bikini

I looked in your profile to see if you were the dude or the babe to ensure I wouldn't have any nightmares of that guy in a bikini...

but my son has that same bouncer as yours. How crazy! I mean, it's not like they are mass produced or anything. You know, for profit.

He loves that damned thing. The frog at the top gets him every time.

Mine started rolling out of it already, it's become pretty dangerous when he bounces him self to the floor.

Yeah, ours is starting to do the same. We definitely have to strap him in, and he's getting close to flinging it over. :( It's like magic for getting him to sleep, though.

My older one had a chair just like it, that he broke, and he did the same thing. Sadly they don't last long enough in them because they really are awesome.

How old is your son?

Five and a half months. :)

Fun times! I've got a 3 month old and a 19 month old.

That's it Farkers...we must join together and take up a collection so we can buy Gidgie a slave Leia bikini.