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(Sun Sentinel) Interesting Palm-vein scanning technology to be used to identify GMAT exam takers. Relax Farkers, the machine has no trouble with hair   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 22
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ttc2301 2008-07-26 11:17:20 PM  
Where's that pic of Orson Welles clapping?

 
Thermos14 2008-07-26 11:26:36 PM  
i36.tinypic.com
Approves.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-07-26 11:28:14 PM  
don't most farkers already have master's degrees?

 
stirfrybry 2008-07-26 11:30:20 PM  
Sounds like some handy technology

 
Dead Farker Walken 2008-07-26 11:41:21 PM  
Bucky Katt

don't most farkers already have master's degrees?

No, every farker has a doctorate in every single subject.

 
Get Lost 2008-07-26 11:42:28 PM  
Nothing to see here Citizen. Now move along before you get Tazed.

 
Ask 2008-07-26 11:47:53 PM  
Dead Farker Walken: Bucky Katt

don't most farkers already have master's degrees?

No, every farker has a doctorate in every single subject.


Speak for yourself! I teach in every conceivable subject at a the most prestigious university in the wrold.

 
mikaloyd 2008-07-26 11:48:40 PM  
www.bmezine.com

 
christer 2008-07-26 11:48:54 PM  
nice headline

now back to regularly scheduled fappin'

 
Denial_of_Death 2008-07-26 11:50:35 PM  
Palm scanning, voice scanning, retinal scanning, whatever... Those who don't like to lose will always find a way to cheat change the conditions of the test.

i34.tinypic.com

 
tdpatriots12 2008-07-26 11:52:21 PM  
Denial_of_Death: Those who don't like to lose will always find a way to cheat change the conditions of the test.

Approves:

i38.tinypic.com

 
CornFedIowan 2008-07-26 11:53:44 PM  
Ask: Speak for yourself! I teach in every conceivable subject at a the most prestigious university in the wrold.

I'm the dean of your prestigious university, with more letters after my name than there are in the alphabet, and I'm telling you to stop playing around on the Internet.

 
UnoriginalAndrew 2008-07-27 12:00:48 AM  
The LSAT requires fingerprints. Is that not good enough for the GMAT?

 
nunia 2008-07-27 12:01:01 AM  
Hey, lookie here: a doctorate in philosophy in my Cracker Jacks!

I'll add it to my doctorate in women's studies, which I use to hold up the wonky corner of my coffee table.

 
Slick Nick 2008-07-27 12:29:08 AM  
ttc2301: Where's that pic of Orson Welles clapping?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/SuperNick/movingmisc/orsonclapping.gif

 
Joey JoJo Junior Shabadoo 2008-07-27 12:38:26 AM  
I took the GMAT last year. Photo ID, electronic signature, and fingerprints.

And they gave me two dead dry erase pens to use for the math sections. I had to wave the administrator down immediately and then about ten seconds later. Hey, it's not like it's timed or anything.

 
JeffTL 2008-07-27 12:45:11 AM  
I took the GMAT last year prior to starting a MAcc program. The fingerprint scanner never worked, and the test administrator just had to bypass it. Maybe a palm scanner will work better.

One thing I will say for the GMAT is that at least it is computerized, unlike the LSAT evidently is.

 
HowAboutNo 2008-07-27 01:29:24 AM  
img518.imageshack.us

/fap

 
Infernal Wedgie 2008-07-27 02:11:53 AM  
MCAT requires fingerprinting. Apparently business students are so unethical that this is what it all comes down to. they'll be taking hair samples in 5 years or less.

 
theredsea1 2008-07-27 02:03:06 PM  
Oddly, most of the cheaters ended up being CEOs or in Congress.

 
La Fee Verte 2008-07-27 02:25:03 PM  
ttc2301: Where's that pic of Orson Welles clapping?

Wouldn't post, too large here (^)
i4.photobucket.com
img.photobucket.com

 
Smokey The Bear 2008-07-27 10:27:13 PM  
mikaloyd

Thats really cool, but wont it just end up a grey blob after a while?

 
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