Very late viral marketing for Unbreakable?

He got knocked down, but he got up again?

Something tells me they're never going to get him down.

No. Someone like that, you leave the fark alone.

He really was hardcore.

Hancock pics in 3....2....1..

It's funny when Superman farks with the locals.

I want to be taken seriously as a musician.

Must have heard Wil yell.

In related news:



Wanted for questioning.

Don't tell me - this is a metaphor for Obama and the American voter come November right?

Clark?

mouell: Don't tell me - this is a metaphor for Obama and the American voter come November right?

No, I don't think so. If it were, both the person and the train would have exploded in a giant fireball of doom.

All right, where's Chuck Norris?

Not news: / News: / Fark: trifecta in play?

You called for hardcore?

"Walk it off." Isn't that the usual advice?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Airlines_Flight_625

This crash in St. Thomas Virgin Islands in 1976 had 37 of 88 onboard perish. They had thought the number was 38, but one of the survivors walked away from the wreck before anyone noticed, in a state of PTSD, he wandered home and drank several fifths of the local rum. A week later his cousins came to his house to prepare for the wake, and found him passed out on the floor.

/My father was a school teacher for the survivor's nephews and cousins at the time.
//Story is still retold to tourists when they land on the old airstrip

save the cheerleader, save the world.
//and so it begins. we will see much more of this in coming days.

Came for Unbreakable references. Leaving satisfied.

/And the Chumbawamba reference was a surprise bonus
//I'l be back

you guys are being silly, we all know it was Captain Marvel..

Tadaa!

(I get to be the first to say it?)

Heroes is real

Superhobo!

If I'm walking along railroad tracks and get hit and survive realatively un scathed there is no way I'm going to report it to anyone.

Sure you're a bit tough but its hard to admit that I'm to stupid to get out of the way when I hear/feel /see a train coming.... You've got 3 senses that give you advance warning you should probably listen to one of them.

/be bright enough to get out of the way of a train even after having taken drink.

Whoever this guy was, it was NOT Chuck Norris. If Chuck got hit by a train, he'd hit the train back.

1) TFO does not say "the authorities" are "on the look-out"

and 2) Why would they be?