A bit on the obscure side, but a guy I met at a con a few years ago who had a tat of the Enterprise on his back. He'd just gotten it and was showing it off, when some girl noticed the hull markings were wrong. The artist had marked the fleet number as "NCC-1101" instead of "NCC-1701."

Broke his li'l Shatner-lubbin' heart!

OK, I finally laughed at "fark the sytsem."

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As both a grammar Nazi and a collector of tattoos, this pains me greatly.

link farked?

Boritom: The artist had marked the fleet number as "NCC-1101" instead of "NCC-1701."

He's lucky. That's an easy fix.

Humean_Nature: As both a grammar Nazi and a collector of tattoos, this pains me greatly.

Do you collect any tattoos other than your own? How does that work?

I'd like to sock the kid with the "Only God Will Juge Me" tattoo right in the face.

My tattoo says "Fial"

My favorite is still this guy... (linky poppy)

I'm in the middle of writing an article on body modification, so I'm really getting a kick out of this tattoo trifecta.

Danger Avoid Death: Humean_Nature: As both a grammar Nazi and a collector of tattoos, this pains me greatly.

Do you collect any tattoos other than your own? How does that work?

it puts the lotion on its skin

Single White Male: I'd like to sock the kid with the "Only God Will Juge Me" tattoo right in the face.

It's totally shooped

Ive seen "Carpe Diem" and "born to loose"

The portraits crack me up.

Danger Avoid Death: Humean_Nature: As both a grammar Nazi and a collector of tattoos, this pains me greatly.

Do you collect any tattoos other than your own? How does that work?

Stop asking questions and rub the lotion on your skin.

I am now leaving the earth for no raisin!

/assuming "Earth" wasn't capitalized.
//had to be done sooner or later
/symmetrical slash

stirfrybry beat me to it

Ladayneeun Tomlinsun of the san deeaygo charjurs has "MY INSPERATION" tatted on himself under a pikchure uv hiz momma

Danger Avoid Death

Humean_Nature: As both a grammar Nazi and a collector of tattoos, this pains me greatly.

Do you collect any tattoos other than your own? How does that work?


Always bugged me, too....

Never liked the term. But what's better, besides "tattooed freak?"

/tattooed freak.

peelee: I am now leaving the earth for no raisin!

/assuming "Earth" wasn't capitalized.
//had to be done sooner or later
/symmetrical slash

The Big Brain am winning again!

Where's the one that says, "Stay out, Stay Alive" above some chick's crack

Cool...I haven't had my machine crashed in a while

No misspellings here. Maybe Elese is just a morally bankrupt girl with Daddy issues.

ColombianNecktie: No misspellings here. Maybe Elese is just a morally bankrupt girl with Daddy issues.

You're right! We should find her quickly!

^_~

too permanent

Obligatory pics of my own tat



http://ferromancer.home.comcast.net/

Top 10 on a blog post
WTF - is this Digg ?

According to dictionary.com, this is ok. Which makes me feel better, because that's normally how I spell it.

number_seven: Danger Avoid Death

Humean_Nature: As both a grammar Nazi and a collector of tattoos, this pains me greatly.

Do you collect any tattoos other than your own? How does that work?


Always bugged me, too....

Never liked the term. But what's better, besides "tattooed freak?"

/tattooed freak.

For this thread, "tatoed freek" I guess.

Holy shiat, the grim reaper in number 1 looks just like a reaper I drew for a graphics art project.

DistendedPendulusFrenulum: OK, I finally laughed at "fark the sytsem."



Either he is very dumb or very meta. It is so hard to tell these days.

One of the kids at work had "I fear no pain" inked right above his belly button.

The next day he called in sick with a tummy ache. True story.

Humean_Nature: As both a grammar Nazi and a collector of tattoos, this pains me greatly.

Soooo...do you cut them off of your victims? That would make a pretty wild 'scrapbook'.

The Frunk one is a photoshop... satire.

http://usedwigs.com/tattoos/

honorable mention to the stupid tattoo artist who did the swastika on my chest the wrong way. upside is i'm now very popular with hindus

aPpR0v3ZZZzzzzz

some tattooist in the comments: "Im a tattooist ... i cant understand how somone made some of these mistakes its rediculous"

*snort*

hej: According to dictionary.com, this is ok. Which makes me feel better, because that's normally how I spell it.

Now I can finally stop telling the story about sitting behind a 3rd-grade teacher in a classroom. She was marking papers, and writing "AWSOME!" in thick black sharpie at the top of every one.

The person that got this tattoo was bragging about how the tattoo artist didn't even know what book it was from, the illiterate bastard. Sigh...

caramel corn for president please: aPpR0v3ZZZzzzzz

That's obviously a very drunk can of spray paint with a target on its body.

Came here for this guy, very disappointed he's not already posted:

FerroMancer: Obligatory pics of my own tat



http://ferromancer.home.comcast.net/

I'm sorry dude, but that pic is begging to have a gay pride triangle p'shopped in.

This stuff-up is very hard to beat:

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,22757185-661,00.html

Just shows you not to get a tattoo done in Thailand, as you CAN be too careful.

It's bad when the "artiste" can't make a choice between capital and lower-case letters.

"ONLy God WIll JUGe Me"

Giant Brain approves! Me am winning again! I am the greetest!

Ok, short story time. Friend of a friend type thing, whatever...

Girl walks into a tattoo parlor, and wants a tattoo of the word "Rufus" on her back. Artist gives her a design, she approves, and signs off on it (you know, with a signatur, just so we are clear on that). Tattoo is finished, she pays and leaves. Next day, she returns with her boyfriend in tow. They both demand to know who the hell "Rufus" is. After much confusion and explaning, tattoo artist finally learns she wanted "Ruthless". Not much the girl and guy can due, seeing as the design was indentical to what she signed off on.

Moral of the story:

Reading, writing, and speaking proper English is important (insert other languages as necessary.)

NarrMaster

facepalm