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Boritom [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 12:02:38 AM  
A bit on the obscure side, but a guy I met at a con a few years ago who had a tat of the Enterprise on his back. He'd just gotten it and was showing it off, when some girl noticed the hull markings were wrong. The artist had marked the fleet number as "NCC-1101" instead of "NCC-1701."

Broke his li'l Shatner-lubbin' heart!

 
DistendedPendulusFrenulum 2008-07-27 12:04:54 AM  
OK, I finally laughed at "fark the sytsem."

.

 
Humean_Nature [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 12:38:45 AM  
As both a grammar Nazi and a collector of tattoos, this pains me greatly.

 
AmStatic1 [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 12:40:01 AM  
link farked?

 
Churchill2004 [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 12:59:44 AM  
Boritom: The artist had marked the fleet number as "NCC-1101" instead of "NCC-1701."

He's lucky. That's an easy fix.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-07-27 01:43:45 AM  
Humean_Nature: As both a grammar Nazi and a collector of tattoos, this pains me greatly.

Do you collect any tattoos other than your own? How does that work?

 
Single White Male 2008-07-27 01:43:47 AM  
I'd like to sock the kid with the "Only God Will Juge Me" tattoo right in the face.

 
EmployeeOfTheMinute 2008-07-27 01:44:59 AM  
My tattoo says "Fial"

 
LaRoach [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 01:47:01 AM  
My favorite is still this guy... (linky poppy)

 
TheGreatZarquon 2008-07-27 01:47:42 AM  
I'm in the middle of writing an article on body modification, so I'm really getting a kick out of this tattoo trifecta.

 
stirfrybry 2008-07-27 01:48:18 AM  
Danger Avoid Death: Humean_Nature: As both a grammar Nazi and a collector of tattoos, this pains me greatly.

Do you collect any tattoos other than your own? How does that work?


it puts the lotion on its skin

 
Issor 2008-07-27 01:48:46 AM  
Single White Male: I'd like to sock the kid with the "Only God Will Juge Me" tattoo right in the face.

It's totally shooped

 
mikaloyd 2008-07-27 01:51:50 AM  
Ive seen "Carpe Diem" and "born to loose"

 
suggestive_eye_movement 2008-07-27 01:54:42 AM  
The portraits crack me up.

 
moof 2008-07-27 01:56:06 AM  
Danger Avoid Death: Humean_Nature: As both a grammar Nazi and a collector of tattoos, this pains me greatly.

Do you collect any tattoos other than your own? How does that work?


Stop asking questions and rub the lotion on your skin.

 
peelee 2008-07-27 01:56:12 AM  
I am now leaving the earth for no raisin!

/assuming "Earth" wasn't capitalized.
//had to be done sooner or later
/symmetrical slash

 
moof 2008-07-27 01:56:45 AM  
stirfrybry beat me to it

 
the biggest redneck here [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 01:57:29 AM  
Ladayneeun Tomlinsun of the san deeaygo charjurs has "MY INSPERATION" tatted on himself under a pikchure uv hiz momma

 
number_seven 2008-07-27 01:57:39 AM  
Danger Avoid Death

Humean_Nature: As both a grammar Nazi and a collector of tattoos, this pains me greatly.

Do you collect any tattoos other than your own? How does that work?


Always bugged me, too....

Never liked the term. But what's better, besides "tattooed freak?"

/tattooed freak.

 
HowAboutNo 2008-07-27 01:58:34 AM  
peelee: I am now leaving the earth for no raisin!

/assuming "Earth" wasn't capitalized.
//had to be done sooner or later
/symmetrical slash


The Big Brain am winning again!

 
Wayfarer's Freedom 2008-07-27 01:58:51 AM  
Where's the one that says, "Stay out, Stay Alive" above some chick's crack

 
Captain Obvious 2008-07-27 02:00:13 AM  
Cool...I haven't had my machine crashed in a while

 
ColombianNecktie 2008-07-27 02:00:21 AM  
img521.imageshack.us

No misspellings here. Maybe Elese is just a morally bankrupt girl with Daddy issues.

 
vinney1369 2008-07-27 02:03:33 AM  
ColombianNecktie: No misspellings here. Maybe Elese is just a morally bankrupt girl with Daddy issues.

You're right! We should find her quickly!

^_~

 
bronyaur1 [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 02:04:42 AM  
too permanent

 
FerroMancer 2008-07-27 02:05:05 AM  
Obligatory pics of my own tat

ferromancer.home.comcast.net

http://ferromancer.home.comcast.net/

 
christinep 2008-07-27 02:07:38 AM  
Top 10 on a blog post
WTF - is this Digg ?

 
hej 2008-07-27 02:08:42 AM  
thelmagazine.com

According to dictionary.com, this is ok. Which makes me feel better, because that's normally how I spell it.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 02:14:40 AM  
number_seven: Danger Avoid Death

Humean_Nature: As both a grammar Nazi and a collector of tattoos, this pains me greatly.

Do you collect any tattoos other than your own? How does that work?


Always bugged me, too....

Never liked the term. But what's better, besides "tattooed freak?"

/tattooed freak.


For this thread, "tatoed freek" I guess.

 
steamingpile 2008-07-27 02:15:50 AM  
Holy shiat, the grim reaper in number 1 looks just like a reaper I drew for a graphics art project.

 
Hobo Jr. 2008-07-27 02:17:10 AM  
DistendedPendulusFrenulum: OK, I finally laughed at "fark the sytsem."



Either he is very dumb or very meta. It is so hard to tell these days.

 
Warchild [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 02:17:15 AM  
One of the kids at work had "I fear no pain" inked right above his belly button.

The next day he called in sick with a tummy ache. True story.

 
locustfajita 2008-07-27 02:18:17 AM  
Humean_Nature: As both a grammar Nazi and a collector of tattoos, this pains me greatly.

Soooo...do you cut them off of your victims? That would make a pretty wild 'scrapbook'.

 
krispos42 2008-07-27 02:19:27 AM  
i259.photobucket.com

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FarkinFarker 2008-07-27 02:21:14 AM  
i41.photobucket.com

 
Bill Frist 2008-07-27 02:21:31 AM  
The Frunk one is a photoshop... satire.

http://usedwigs.com/tattoos/

 
StopArrestingMe [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-27 02:22:00 AM  
honorable mention to the stupid tattoo artist who did the swastika on my chest the wrong way. upside is i'm now very popular with hindus

 
caramel corn for president please 2008-07-27 02:22:44 AM  
i290.photobucket.com
aPpR0v3ZZZzzzzz

 
Purity Of Essence 2008-07-27 02:23:23 AM  
some tattooist in the comments: "Im a tattooist ... i cant understand how somone made some of these mistakes its rediculous"

*snort*

 
Mandapants 2008-07-27 02:24:53 AM  
hej: According to dictionary.com, this is ok. Which makes me feel better, because that's normally how I spell it.

Now I can finally stop telling the story about sitting behind a 3rd-grade teacher in a classroom. She was marking papers, and writing "AWSOME!" in thick black sharpie at the top of every one.

 
nailPuppy 2008-07-27 02:26:10 AM  
www.lolwords.com

The person that got this tattoo was bragging about how the tattoo artist didn't even know what book it was from, the illiterate bastard. Sigh...

 
FarkinFarker 2008-07-27 02:26:26 AM  
caramel corn for president please: aPpR0v3ZZZzzzzz

That's obviously a very drunk can of spray paint with a target on its body.

 
Tufflaw 2008-07-27 02:26:36 AM  
Came here for this guy, very disappointed he's not already posted:

i190.photobucket.com

i190.photobucket.com

 
mcreadyblue 2008-07-27 02:27:11 AM  
www.bmezine.com

 
locustfajita 2008-07-27 02:27:19 AM  
FerroMancer: Obligatory pics of my own tat



http://ferromancer.home.comcast.net/


I'm sorry dude, but that pic is begging to have a gay pride triangle p'shopped in.

 
No.1 2008-07-27 02:27:27 AM  
This stuff-up is very hard to beat:

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,22757185-661,00.html

Just shows you not to get a tattoo done in Thailand, as you CAN be too careful.

 
sigmundex 2008-07-27 02:30:41 AM  
It's bad when the "artiste" can't make a choice between capital and lower-case letters.

"ONLy God WIll JUGe Me"

 
Fano 2008-07-27 02:30:54 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org


Giant Brain approves! Me am winning again! I am the greetest!

 
NarrMaster 2008-07-27 02:31:13 AM  
Ok, short story time. Friend of a friend type thing, whatever...

Girl walks into a tattoo parlor, and wants a tattoo of the word "Rufus" on her back. Artist gives her a design, she approves, and signs off on it (you know, with a signatur, just so we are clear on that). Tattoo is finished, she pays and leaves. Next day, she returns with her boyfriend in tow. They both demand to know who the hell "Rufus" is. After much confusion and explaning, tattoo artist finally learns she wanted "Ruthless". Not much the girl and guy can due, seeing as the design was indentical to what she signed off on.

Moral of the story:

Reading, writing, and speaking proper English is important (insert other languages as necessary.)

 
Papa Rotsy 2008-07-27 02:32:43 AM  
NarrMaster

facepalm

 
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