He deserves the death penalty if he can get any meal he wants and he picks KFC.

I, of course, would want a burrito supreme from Taco Bell, before I confess to anything serious.

I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often. Saves everyone involved time, money and emotional stress.

You want to sing like a canary for a 8 piece of Popeye's and some cajun mashed potatoes? Done and done, my friend.

This is ludacris.. Who in their right mind would do such a thing..

/Now if Outback's Aussie Cheese Fries are on the table, I'd confess to a murder I didn't even commit.

Wow, I am not touching this one.

TFA: Durham shot Calbreath in the head using a pillow as a silencer.

How the hell does that work? A pillow? Seriously?

Five Flavor Chicken from O.G. on 6th between A & B or go fark yourself, pigs.

It is insane yet genius.....two treats in one. If all it takes is some sort of snacky cake to get pleas then I'm all for it.

/two Jack in the Box tacos and I'm guilty of just about anything

FTFA: Tremayne Durham was dreaming of buckets of fried chicken.

This could be epic...

FTA: "There's a significant possibility he'd not be convicted of what he did, which was aggravated murder," said Frink, noting Durham might have been convicted of a lesser charge or even acquitted.

Excuse me, I must go weep for humanity now.

Do they still fry with trans-fat? It could be a death sentence in itself.

The article says the guy wanted an ice cream truck, bu then changed his mind. Then he killed people because he couldn't get a refund.

And they want to possibly let this guy out in 30 years?!

When I was tossed in jail for a night (drunk tank), I was served lunch. Lunch that day was Philly cheesesteak, with peppers, onions, and the proper cheez-wiz style cheese. Came with a side of veggies. And let me tell you, that cheesesteak was absofrigginlutely delicious. Guards actually gave me a second serving, that was just as delicious as the first.

To date, that cheesesteak goes down as one of the finest I've eaten.

Monkeypillow: TFA: Durham shot Calbreath in the head using a pillow as a silencer.

How the hell does that work? A pillow? Seriously?

From some 80's detective show. Stunt artist was buried alive in coffin. Doctor Guy opens coffin later and ,,Surprise. The guy inside is dead. Now how did that happen? Gun in doctor bag and pillow too. Guy in coffin had one feather on him and gun powder. Amateur sleuths say "How did he die????"

KFC and Popeye's.

Not a bad combo--KFC Original Recipe and Popeye's mashed and gravy.

Too bad all cases couldn't be resolved with fried chicken.

Monkeypillow: TFA: Durham shot Calbreath in the head using a pillow as a silencer.

How the hell does that work? A pillow? Seriously?

Silencers? In your pillows?

It's more likely than you think.

Keep that in mind next time you think about offing the wife without her nagging you to death first.

First the terrorist guy wanting McDonalds french fries and now this, where's the taco-bell-for-serial-rapist to complete the trifecta??

I'm also not touching this. But I hope someone else does so here is a picture of the guy:
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This is a giant face palm. Oh stereotypes, how much do I hate thee...

Hey, the guy got KFC AND Popeye's.

*turn on offense mechanisms*
Hopefully they got him Popeye's chicken from the franchise in Aurora... not from one on MLK Blvd.

White rednecks can't cook chicken as well as urban African Americans. This guy's name is Tremayne... he probably can spot these things.
*off*

redmond24: I'm also not touching this. But I hope someone else does so here is a picture of the guy:
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He looks like he's really pissed to have all this hassle. I'd like to see what he looked like when he was eating chicken....all smiles mebbe.

Neurochemist: This is ludacris.. Who in their right mind would do such a thing..

/Now if Outback's Aussie Cheese Fries are on the table, I'd confess to a murder I didn't even commit.

Outback Cheese Fries (new window)

Monkeypillow: TFA: Durham shot Calbreath in the head using a pillow as a silencer.

How the hell does that work? A pillow? Seriously?

Silencers don't actually make gunshots silent; they muffle the sound so that it's less loud and less recognizable as a gunshot. So yes, a pillow would work if you sort of "wrap" the pillow around the gun barrel, and then shoot through it.

Monkeypillow: TFA: Durham shot Calbreath in the head using a pillow as a silencer.

How the hell does that work? A pillow? Seriously?

Yeah, it was me on the grassy knoll, can I have that supersized?

Monkeypillow: TFA: Durham shot Calbreath in the head using a pillow as a silencer.

How the hell does that work? A pillow? Seriously?

Next time you go0 shooting try placing various houshold items around the muzzle of your gun and see what works. A pillow, an empty 2 litre coke bottle, a bottle of isopropyl alcohol...try everything.

Neurochemist: This is ludacris.. Who in their right mind would do such a thing..

/Now if Outback's Aussie Cheese Fries are on the table, I'd confess to a murder I didn't even commit.

You know what, I read that, then I saw this:

redmond24: I'm also not touching this. But I hope someone else does so here is a picture of the guy:

He does look like Ludacris.

puffy999: Hey, the guy got KFC AND Popeye's.

*turn on offense mechanisms*
Hopefully they got him Popeye's chicken from the franchise in Aurora... not from one on MLK Blvd.

White rednecks can't cook chicken as well as urban African Americans. This guy's name is Tremayne... he probably can spot these things.
*off*

Shennanigans!!! My Grandma (typical white person) could scald a yardbird that would put the colonel to shame. I used to think there was no finer chicken in the world until 1979. My new girlfriend ('nuther typical white person) invited me to her home for dinner. It was even better than Grandma's. Of course I lied to Grandma and told her that hers was still the best.

Goddess of Atheism: So yes, a pillow would work if you sort of "wrap" the pillow around the gun barrel, and then shoot through it.

mikaloyd: Next time you go0 shooting try placing various houshold items around the muzzle of your gun and see what works. A pillow, an empty 2 litre coke bottle, a bottle of isopropyl alcohol...try everything.

None of those would work at all as a suppressor. A suppressor works by containing gasses escaping from the barrel. A pillow would not contain anything, a bottle would make it even louder due to the reverberation and the entire bottom of the bottle getting blown out when the bullet hits it.

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INTERTRON: Goddess of Atheism: So yes, a pillow would work if you sort of "wrap" the pillow around the gun barrel, and then shoot through it.

mikaloyd: Next time you go0 shooting try placing various houshold items around the muzzle of your gun and see what works. A pillow, an empty 2 litre coke bottle, a bottle of isopropyl alcohol...try everything.

None of those would work at all as a suppressor. A suppressor works by containing gasses escaping from the barrel. A pillow would not contain anything, a bottle would make it even louder due to the reverberation and the entire bottom of the bottle getting blown out when the bullet hits it.

what about the isopropyl alcohol?

/hmmm?

acad1228: Shennanigans!!! My Grandma (typical white person) could scald a yardbird that would put the colonel to shame. I used to think there was no finer chicken in the world until 1979. My new girlfriend ('nuther typical white person) invited me to her home for dinner. It was even better than Grandma's. Of course I lied to Grandma and told her that hers was still the best.

Sorry, I was talking about non-southern folk.

cksewell: what about the isopropyl alcohol?
/hmmm?

it would get turned into a fine mist

INTERTRON: Goddess of Atheism: So yes, a pillow would work if you sort of "wrap" the pillow around the gun barrel, and then shoot through it.

mikaloyd: Next time you go0 shooting try placing various houshold items around the muzzle of your gun and see what works. A pillow, an empty 2 litre coke bottle, a bottle of isopropyl alcohol...try everything.

None of those would work at all as a suppressor. A suppressor works by containing gasses escaping from the barrel. A pillow would not contain anything, a bottle would make it even louder due to the reverberation and the entire bottom of the bottle getting blown out when the bullet hits it.

It must be cool to think you know something cannot work even though you've never tried it.

"Durham might have been convicted of a lesser charge or even acquitted."

With statements like this, and the fact that 25% of the inmates on who have been acquitted due to re-examination of dna evidence had originally plead guilty, tends to make me a little legally jaded nowadays.

The old "beyond a shadow of a doubt" clause was not put in to keep guilty people out of jail, it was put in to keep incompetent officers from pinning things on to the first person they could find that they could make charges stick to.

earfullosap: When I was tossed in jail for a night (drunk tank), I was served lunch. Lunch that day was Philly cheesesteak, with peppers, onions, and the proper cheez-wiz style cheese. Came with a side of veggies. And let me tell you, that cheesesteak was absofrigginlutely delicious. Guards actually gave me a second serving, that was just as delicious as the first.

To date, that cheesesteak goes down as one of the finest I've eaten.

Your small town is showing.

mikaloyd: It must be cool to think you know something cannot work even though you've never tried it.

I certainly hope you haven't tried it, since manufacturing a suppressor without a manufacturing license is illegal, but if you think I'm wrong, feel free to explain the physics that would make an empty coke bottle function as a suppressor.

redbaron303, that picture makes me think of the opening credits of "A Hard Days Night", where the Beatles are getting chased by an excited mob. Only instead of the Beatles, it's a white dude with a bucket of chicken.

Danger Avoid Death: earfullosap: When I was tossed in jail for a night (drunk tank), I was served lunch. Lunch that day was Philly cheesesteak, with peppers, onions, and the proper cheez-wiz style cheese. Came with a side of veggies. And let me tell you, that cheesesteak was absofrigginlutely delicious. Guards actually gave me a second serving, that was just as delicious as the first.

To date, that cheesesteak goes down as one of the finest I've eaten.

Your small town is showing.

Aunt Bea cooked his cheese steak.

/checkered cloth napkin covering it

INTERTRON: mikaloyd: It must be cool to think you know something cannot work even though you've never tried it.

I certainly hope you haven't tried it, since manufacturing a suppressor without a manufacturing license is illegal, but if you think I'm wrong, feel free to explain the physics that would make an empty coke bottle function as a suppressor.

Pillows are illegal....gaaah! What if I already tore the tags off?

photo of person can be found here:

Link (new window)



hot linked.

/subbed it earlier, but was redlit

puffy999: acad1228: Shennanigans!!! My Grandma (typical white person) could scald a yardbird that would put the colonel to shame. I used to think there was no finer chicken in the world until 1979. My new girlfriend ('nuther typical white person) invited me to her home for dinner. It was even better than Grandma's. Of course I lied to Grandma and told her that hers was still the best.

Sorry, I was talking about non-southern folk.

Yeah, I suppose you're right. Never been further North than Caney, Kansas.

Down here, if she can make sweet tea and fried chicken, a woman will have a man. (Swallowing's always a nice touch)

cksewell: Pillows are illegal....gaaah! What if I already tore the tags off?

Not only that, but shoelaces are machine guns! (new window)

INTERTRON: cksewell: Pillows are illegal....gaaah! What if I already tore the tags off?

Not only that, but shoelaces are machine guns! (new window)

You're a "Bob's Your Uncle" kinda guy, aren't you?

/Wiki that

cksewell: You're a "Bob's Your Uncle" kinda guy, aren't you?

/Wiki that

Yes... No.

...Maybe.

Maybe they should have given the guy a refund. Being dead is not worth sticking it to someone.

INTERTRON: mikaloyd: It must be cool to think you know something cannot work even though you've never tried it.

I certainly hope you haven't tried it, since manufacturing a suppressor without a manufacturing license is illegal, but if you think I'm wrong, feel free to explain the physics that would make an empty coke bottle function as a suppressor.

I don't know the physics, but I've tried it and you're wrong; it works. The 2 liter bottle thing even works with a shotgun.

G-d, you're a tool. Do you read what you post?

FLMountainMan: INTERTRON: mikaloyd: It must be cool to think you know something cannot work even though you've never tried it.

I certainly hope you haven't tried it, since manufacturing a suppressor without a manufacturing license is illegal, but if you think I'm wrong, feel free to explain the physics that would make an empty coke bottle function as a suppressor.

I don't know the physics, but I've tried it and you're wrong; it works. The 2 liter bottle thing even works with a shotgun.

G-d, you're a tool. Do you read what you post?

I'm watching Mythbusters right now so I'm getting a kick out of this.