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(Some Moron) Dumbass Stupid takes a giant step forward. 'Grills' -- sort of -- for contact lenses   (styledash.com) divider line 75
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Boritom [TotalFark] 2008-07-26 11:45:25 PM  
WTF? Is there anything left in this society that we won't do, just to look different? This just looks stupid and hazardous.

 
TheBigBadCrystallineEntity 2008-07-26 11:55:38 PM  
wow.....just wow....

 
Driver [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-26 11:57:46 PM  
I'd rather have mirrored contact lenses.

Or contacts that shoot lazers.

 
romerorific 2008-07-26 11:58:03 PM  
There's voting on the page. Let's all vote for the "sure, it's cute". Just to mess with them.

 
bayoukitty [TotalFark] 2008-07-26 11:59:58 PM  
For some reason, I heard my mother's voice saying, "You'll put an eye out!" when I clicked the linky.

And just let me repeat what previously has been stated - WTF???

 
gkyaun 2008-07-27 12:00:05 AM  
Boritom

Seriously. I can't imagine how weird that would feel either.

Next people might get the crazy idea to draw pictures on their body that are there forever, and never wash off.

 
lokidecat [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 12:00:11 AM  
Noobs.

Eye implants are the rage:

www.kanewj.com

 
mikaloyd 2008-07-27 12:00:29 AM  
Eyeball tattoo



www.facesofme.com

 
trillium13 2008-07-27 12:01:38 AM  
Those just look weird. As a contact lens wearer, I can imagine that they must be terribly uncomfortable. Getting an eyelash stuck in there is bad enough...

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 12:01:58 AM  
Driver: I'd rather have mirrored contact lenses.

Or contacts that shoot lazers.


The mirrored ones would be cool. The lazers would probably get a little too hot.

 
Alegria 2008-07-27 12:02:51 AM  
The tiniest piece of fuzz on my contact drives me insane. I can't begin to imagine what this would feel like.

Now, Driver's laser contacts would be worth any amount of discomfort.

/high school teacher
//class would NEVER act up. Not after the first time.

 
SubBass49 2008-07-27 12:03:53 AM  
Mirrored contacts FTW.

/Like State-Trooper shades, but for your eyeball.

 
xombie_a_go_go 2008-07-27 12:04:05 AM  
Suddenly the end of "The Jerk" comes to mind when Navin is sued for making all those people cross-eyed.

/I hope this guy has good insurance
//No I don't

 
XxDavidZullenxX 2008-07-27 12:04:05 AM  
Mirror lenses.
Feline iris lenses.
Glow-in-the-dark lenses.
Black light lenses.
White or black lenses.
Hourglass lenses. (For the Raistlin fans)

 
PsyLord 2008-07-27 12:05:32 AM  
cache.gizmodo.com

/Hotlinked!

 
nunia 2008-07-27 12:06:57 AM  
Yeah, that's what I need: something hanging from my face that will likely get caught in my sweater.

DANGER: don't hold a one-year-old while wearing these contacts!

/scratches frantically at eyes
//scritch scritch

 
SubBass49 2008-07-27 12:07:06 AM  
When i was in college I knew a girl whose eyes already looked like cat-eyes. They had the "slit" thing going on. Really weird. I wonder if she had some kind of disease when she was a kid...

 
FarkleMatter 2008-07-27 12:09:16 AM  
romerorific: There's voting on the page. Let's all vote for the "sure, it's cute". Just to mess with them.

Done and Done

 
lokidecat [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 12:13:16 AM  
XxDavidZullenxX: Mirror lenses.
Feline iris lenses.
Glow-in-the-dark lenses.
Black light lenses.
White or black lenses.
Hourglass lenses. (For the Raistlin fans)


Wildeyes.com has all that covered. (well almost all)

 
skinbubble 2008-07-27 12:14:13 AM  
Dumb.

 
Somacandra [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 12:18:53 AM  
Boritom: WTF? Is there anything left in this society that we won't do, just to look different? This just looks stupid and hazardous.

Commodity Fetishism (new window) What?

 
BlueCalx 2008-07-27 12:19:42 AM  
PsyLord: /Hotlinked!

nice. Who is she and do you have any more pictures of her?

I remember a few months ago a member here posted a pic of a girl w/ one leg who was wearing a pink shirt with "i'm only in it for the parking" and a handicapped logo. I wish I'd tried to fetch up more pics of her.. She was hawt.

 
Dinjiin [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-27 12:19:55 AM  
i4.photobucket.com

 
southaustin [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 12:21:29 AM  
www.blogsmithmedia.com

Can't.. stop... twitching.

 
Bot v2.38beta 2008-07-27 12:25:02 AM  
Driver

www.aquateencentral.com

 
Ikahoshi 2008-07-27 12:25:08 AM  
SubBass49: When i was in college I knew a girl whose eyes already looked like cat-eyes. They had the "slit" thing going on. Really weird. I wonder if she had some kind of disease when she was a kid...

She's one of the lizard people!

*screams*

There is in fact a condition where the iris is malformed (the name escapes me) but both eyes? The same deformity? I dunno, she may have had contacts on just to mess with people.

 
Fracktober 2008-07-27 12:31:23 AM  
How about this one?

www.argoth.co.uk

Hot linked.... son! Just so I don't feel bad though, here was their website... Crazy Contacts (new window)

 
loopy1 2008-07-27 12:32:02 AM  
I would be afraid to be near someone wearing these - I sometimes get almost overwhelming urges to say or do the exact WORST thing possible.

//I don't have Tourette's - I'm just an a-hole

 
aCiD99 2008-07-27 12:33:09 AM  
I call shenanigans.

/get's broom

 
sandn8r9 2008-07-27 12:34:59 AM  
They look like some sort of disease...like conjunctivitis, but millions of times ickier...

 
caramel corn for president please 2008-07-27 12:35:00 AM  
Ikahoshi: SubBass49: When i was in college I knew a girl whose eyes already looked like cat-eyes. They had the "slit" thing going on. Really weird. I wonder if she had some kind of disease when she was a kid...

She's one of the lizard people!

*screams*

There is in fact a condition where the iris is malformed (the name escapes me) but both eyes? The same deformity? I dunno, she may have had contacts on just to mess with people.


idk,Colomoba? (poppy). I don't think it would've been Cat Eye Syndrome (link on page), or SubBass wouldn't have met her in college, really.

 
Allornone 2008-07-27 12:36:20 AM  
oh yeah, no harm could possibly come out of this. . .

 
AlabamaWildMan 2008-07-27 12:39:22 AM  
...seems like I remember seeing Grace Slick wearing some 'Mirrored' Contacts...

Or, maybe, she just had her eyes Chromed ..

 
Hobo Jr. 2008-07-27 12:44:48 AM  
Dammit to hell.

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

If these people really want to make a fashion statement, take a long stick and shove up their nose as far as it can go then let someone kick them in the face.

 
DrumCorpsAlum 2008-07-27 12:52:09 AM  
If ever there was a need for the stupid tag.

 
Stranger on the Town 2008-07-27 12:53:38 AM  
safetyseekers.net

not impressed

 
Fano 2008-07-27 12:55:28 AM  
caramel corn for president please: Ikahoshi: SubBass49: When i was in college I knew a girl whose eyes already looked like cat-eyes. They had the "slit" thing going on. Really weird. I wonder if she had some kind of disease when she was a kid...

She's one of the lizard people!

*screams*

There is in fact a condition where the iris is malformed (the name escapes me) but both eyes? The same deformity? I dunno, she may have had contacts on just to mess with people.

idk,Colomoba? (poppy). I don't think it would've been Cat Eye Syndrome (link on page), or SubBass wouldn't have met her in college, really.


You mean an iris coloboma. An inadequate formation of the iris. It is a birth defect.

 
Denial_of_Death 2008-07-27 12:58:23 AM  
An Ikon-Zeiss logo around the iris or nothing!

/from a future that's two decades old

 
Warchild [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 12:59:03 AM  
wow

*facepalm*

 
caramel corn for president please 2008-07-27 01:03:08 AM  
Fano: caramel corn for president please: Ikahoshi: SubBass49: When i was in college I knew a girl whose eyes already looked like cat-eyes. They had the "slit" thing going on. Really weird. I wonder if she had some kind of disease when she was a kid...

She's one of the lizard people!

*screams*

There is in fact a condition where the iris is malformed (the name escapes me) but both eyes? The same deformity? I dunno, she may have had contacts on just to mess with people.

idk,Colomoba? (poppy). I don't think it would've been Cat Eye Syndrome (link on page), or SubBass wouldn't have met her in college, really.

You mean an iris coloboma. An inadequate formation of the iris. It is a birth defect.


Oh, yeah. Grr, I cannot brain today.

 
Mandapants 2008-07-27 01:06:06 AM  
My first year as a teacher, a kid with too much disposable income showed up in class with black 8-ball contacts. From the front of the room, it just looked like there was something seriously wrong with his eyes. The closer I got, the ickier it was.

I didn't compliment him per se, but I did make a comment. They obviously looked uncomfortable (although I don't understand why: they'd be the same material as regular contacts, eh?) and I was amused by the fact that he never wore them again.

/just give me the $200 if you wanna throw money away

 
fariasrv [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 01:09:32 AM  
Denial_of_Death: An Ikon-Zeiss logo around the iris or nothing!

Yay Gibson!

 
temporarylikeachilles 2008-07-27 01:15:30 AM  
errrrrgh.
those pictures make my eyeballs itchy

 
Fano 2008-07-27 01:17:16 AM  
Mandapants: My first year as a teacher, a kid with too much disposable income showed up in class with black 8-ball contacts. From the front of the room, it just looked like there was something seriously wrong with his eyes. The closer I got, the ickier it was.

I didn't compliment him per se, but I did make a comment. They obviously looked uncomfortable (although I don't understand why: they'd be the same material as regular contacts, eh?) and I was amused by the fact that he never wore them again.

/just give me the $200 if you wanna throw money away


Ugh. I need to get my Tyler's quarterly out to answer your question properly, but the material that wildeyes is made of is somewhat uncomfortable.

 
Ikahoshi 2008-07-27 01:19:54 AM  
caramel corn for president please: Oh, yeah. Grr, I cannot brain today.

Rrrrr. Spelling make brain hurt.

 
Branch Dravidian [TotalFark] 2008-07-27 01:22:48 AM  
kscakes.com

 
Onager 2008-07-27 01:24:28 AM  
I really don't care for jewelry, piercings, or tattoos in 99% of people, but this sounds cool. Isn't this the type of thing we see in sci-fi future societies?

 
Reverend J 2008-07-27 01:24:30 AM  
www.blogsmithmedia.com

Anyone else think that it looks like she got 2 ton epoxy in her eye?

 
prndandrdo1 2008-07-27 01:25:22 AM  
"Grillz?? For teh eyez??!!1!?"

i28.photobucket.com

/is interested

 
lordaction 2008-07-27 01:29:12 AM  
My wife has one of those so it looks like her woman hole is always dripping spunk.

At least that is what she said it was. Oh damn.

/grabs the shotgun

 
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