He isn't fit to lick the jockstrap of the guy who shines the shoes of the father of the guitar tech who used to be the "go to" guy at guitar center where the guy who is currently a guitar tech for Trans Siberian Orchestra once put in a job application after his Nirvana tribute act "All Apologies" broke up in '98.

C'mon would it be too much to ask for him to waggle his tongue or give the audience the finger while half a dozen striped moose trampled a volkswagen in slow motion?

EXPLODING PORPOISES!

Needs more cowbell.

Well, he's no Malmsteen.

awfulperson: Well, he's no Malmsteen.

Thank God. Musical masturbation, that's what malmsteen is.

cameroncrazy1984: awfulperson: Well, he's no Malmsteen.

Thank God. Musical masturbation, that's what malmsteen is.

And that's why he's so good.

Andres Segovia is a classical guitar master. Not my favorite piece by him, but still.

nothing compared to dragonforce.

Hey, I have an idea. Let's argue our individual subjective viewpoints!

Is it SRV? I hope it's SRV.

/didn't watch video

Thanks subby not only was I starting to feel down about my lack of guitar playing abilitie, now you insult my love making technique.

He's ripping off The Doors, big deal



/kidding

truthlikegold: Hey, I have an idea. Let's argue our individual subjective viewpoints!

I have the best taste in music of anyone I know. I challenge anyone to find something I don't like and prove that is better than something I do like.

Wow. That was horrendously boring. I kept waiting for something to happen. And it didn't.

/I could probably play that shiat
//not really

DimensionalPunk: truthlikegold: Hey, I have an idea. Let's argue our individual subjective viewpoints!

I have the best taste in music of anyone I know. I challenge anyone to find something I don't like and prove that is better than something I do like.

We have a winner. thread over.

That's cool. Not "Peter Cetera wearing a Bauhaus T-shirt while lounging and thumbing his bass in the You're the Inspiration Video cool", but right up there.

Hmm, I always thought fret buzz was a bad thing. Guess I was wrong.

I'll say that I enjoyed it. Thanks subby. of course I like my guitar players in the vein of Mark Knopfler, so I can relate.

That was a little rough - Segovia was indeed a master, but in this clip he's well past his prime. But in his prime, he had ever right to claim being the best classical guitarist on earth.

Aldo the Wonder Dog: That was a little rough - Segovia was indeed a master, but in this clip he's well past his prime. But in his prime, he had ever right to claim being the best classical guitarist on earth.

I saw him twice. Once in his prime and once just before he stopped touring. He definitely squeaked and sweated the later time. This was a fairly slow version of this piece. Still, it's Segovia.

Good stuff.

SockMonkeyHolocaust: EXPLODING PORPOISES!

Half-naked exploding porpoises.

/Gene Simmons never had a Banana Jr. 9000.

Came here to see someone say:

"Came here for:

He's ripping off The Doors, big deal"

Disappointed we are only half way there.

That was awesome.

Jesus would have fallen asleep. That's what Jesus would have done. He would have gone for a swim, and that would have been swell, but Jesus can't swim, which is why he walks on the water.

Classical Gas.

That is all.

I have the best taste in music, religion, sex, politics, food, literature, movies, ect, ect, ect of anyone I know. I challenge anyone to find something I don't like and prove that is better than something I do like.

FARKS foundation. And the root of almost all evil in the world.

awfulperson: Well, he's no Malmsteen.

The highest compliment that can be bestowed upon a guitar player.

that was beautiful. ty subby.

Dayam...

He wasn't playing a guitar... he was trying to teach you how to make love to a woman.

Dude must have been pimp.

truthlikegold: Hey, I have an idea. Let's argue our individual subjective viewpoints!

On behalf of the fark tourism board I just want to say WELCOME TO FARK!

Ed Grubermann: SockMonkeyHolocaust: EXPLODING PORPOISES!

Half-naked exploding porpoises.

/Gene Simmons never had a Banana Jr. 9000.

Basselopes like butter on their pop-tarts.

liquidlen: Ed Grubermann: SockMonkeyHolocaust: EXPLODING PORPOISES!

Half-naked exploding porpoises.

/Gene Simmons never had a Banana Jr. 9000.

Basselopes like butter on their pop-tarts.

Once that comic was king. I miss that, although I don't miss the days when it was true.

LowbrowDeluxe: Once that comic was king. I miss that, although I don't miss the days when it was true.

Yes, we now have a basselope gap, and one from which we might not recover.

If playing alone in a room means your good than I'm pretty good.

To quote Eugene Levy, that was "magnificent". Too bad the VHS buzz was present.

Meh. I aced this one on guitar hero.