Free clue my Brit Buds, they're mice on steroids. Hit an adult in your car and it's 50/50 the auto is totaled. They breed like mad, and will muck up your streams and gardens.

I love beaver, but I like it to be at least 18.

Fauns, talking horses, irate dwarves to follow.

"A beaver friendly habitat "

It's so like the wild.

baby beavers

...sick

It's pretty rare to see a beaver anymore.

I will send you all of ours now that their skins are worth shiat. Enjoy!
Giggle

I thought all british beaver was ugly?

/ducks
//runs

beaver is slang for vagina

I never knew that Britain was known for beautiful vaginas.

They might look cute, but they are horrible, evil little creatures.

All your Beavis-ness aside, boys, these things are cute.

What's a 400 year old beaver look like??

British beavers are always ugly as all hell.

/wha?

Nice beaver!

Cormee: "A beaver friendly habitat "

It's so like the wild.

Beaver freindly habitat....

An tSaoi: Nice beaver!

Thanks...I just had it stuffed...

trillium13: An tSaoi: Nice beaver!

Thanks...I just had it stuffed...

Sees what you did there... not literally but...

Didn't british beavers go extinct in the first place due to their bad teeth?

/low hanging fruit. I pick em

southaustin: All your Beavis-ness aside, boys, these things are cute.

It looks like a big, obese rat with a flattened tail.

Epsilon: southaustin: All your Beavis-ness aside, boys, these things are cute.

It looks like a big, obese rat with a flattened tail.

No no, those are Cubicle Beavers not British Beavers.

Nice beaver

Usernameaboutnothing: beaver is slang for vagina

trillium13: An tSaoi: Nice beaver!

Thanks...I just had it stuffed...

I was wondering how long my set-up would take. Good work.

tshetter: British beavers are always ugly as all hell.

/wha?

Miss Scotland disagrees:

FTFA: "twelve baby beaver kits"

I can build my own baby beaver?

First Beavers, then Voles, then Ferrets, then foreign (French) hedgehogs. Damn, what happened to the empire where the sun never set?

Once they ban knives over 3 inches, they are toast.

They did this in Argentina with predictable results.

Link to Beavers

emarica: They did this in Argentina with predictable results.

Link to Beavers

Except that beavers were never native to Argentina. Beavers were native to Britain, but were sadly wiped out hundreds of years ago.

tillerman35: Fauns, talking horses, irate dwarves to follow.

Actually, C.S. Lewis would be overjoyed at this news.

Fun fact: Talking beavers only exist in the first book of the Chronicles of Narnia. In Prince Caspian one of the villains comments that they were wiped out, and in the following books they're nowhere to be seen. Apparently Lewis gave the talking beavers of Narnia the same sad fate as the native British ones.

Great. More ugly British beavers.

Heh...looks like a nutria.

Stay the hell away from beavers. They'll snap your ankle off.

/but what kind of beaver do I mean?