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(Canoe) Interesting Couple welcomes 18th child. As does Huggies, Fisher Price, Dr. Seuss and the Ear Plug Superstore   (cnews.canoe.ca) divider line 125
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Farkin'round 2008-07-26 05:37:11 PM  
Obligatory:

static.flickr.com

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2008-07-26 05:50:54 PM  
I don't remember what he does for a living, but he must make a fortune. Their house is like a frigging resort.

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2008-07-26 06:17:12 PM  
Hint: It's not the Duggars

Alexandru Ionce does not know if the couple will be having more children.

"We never planned how many children to have," he said. "We just let God guide our lives, you know, because we strongly believe life comes from God and that's the reason we did not stop the life.

"We let life come."


It's their Romanian cousins.

People, please! I'm a Christian. I believe in providence and that God gives good things to his children. But I also believe in exercising good judgment and common sense. Providence does not give you an excuse to avoid awkward things like family planning.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-07-26 08:26:53 PM  
wow.
I don't think there's 18 people in my entire extended family on both sides.

 
Griswold 2008-07-26 08:28:42 PM  
Cue the Hotdog vs. Hallway pic.

 
BokChoy 2008-07-26 08:30:20 PM  
"We let life come."

As well as other... things...

 
Bacchus-ette 2008-07-26 08:30:57 PM  
Shenanigans.

NO woman can have 18 children and live to tell. Sorry. Don't believe it. Won't believe it. Can't believe it. Eww. Just eww.

WTF?

 
1. Put snakes on plane 2008-07-26 08:31:57 PM  
That's a really homely couple.

 
robisfunky 2008-07-26 08:32:55 PM  
farm1.static.flickr.com
/nuff said

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2008-07-26 08:33:00 PM  
I am doing the Dan Akroyd thing from Ghostbusters when he first sees Slimer.

Including the cig

 
True Value 2008-07-26 08:33:07 PM  
I came here for the Duggar clown car photo and was not disappointed.

/BTW, the Duggar's are working on #18

 
simian04 2008-07-26 08:33:16 PM  
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. I knew before I even clicked the link that it would be some retarded religious morons. I hope they all die now. Horribly.

 
DiamondDave 2008-07-26 08:34:27 PM  
Chariset: People, please! I'm a Christian. I believe in providence and that God gives good things to his children. But I also believe in exercising good judgment and common sense. Providence does not give you an excuse to avoid awkward things like family planning.

If they're not living on government handouts and everyone is fed and clothed what business is it of yours how many kids they have?

 
wildcardjack 2008-07-26 08:34:38 PM  
the Ear Plug Superstore

A subsidiary of

upload.wikimedia.org

 
J. Frank Parnell 2008-07-26 08:34:54 PM  
Bacchus-ette: Shenanigans.

NO woman can have 18 children and live to tell. Sorry. Don't believe it. Won't believe it. Can't believe it. Eww. Just eww.

WTF?



From what i've heard it gets easier after the first couple.

"would you get that, Deirdre?"

 
True Value 2008-07-26 08:34:55 PM  
Bacchus-ette: Shenanigans.

NO woman can have 18 children and live to tell. Sorry. Don't believe it. Won't believe it. Can't believe it. Eww. Just eww.

WTF?


Jim Bob (new window) would disagree.

 
Funk Brothers 2008-07-26 08:35:14 PM  
Obama's going to impose family restrictions you watch. He'll tear that family apart. This will be like an elitist coming into a trailer park and burning it down then building a McMansion.

 
Cewley [TotalFark] 2008-07-26 08:35:14 PM  
freak show.

 
Taila82 2008-07-26 08:35:21 PM  
I work with a lady who comes from a family of 19 children, all from the same two parents. Needless to say, she's a little weird. At least their farm had plenty of helpers...

 
simian04 2008-07-26 08:36:13 PM  
baka-san: I am doing the Dan Akroyd thing from Ghostbusters when he first sees Slimer.

Including the cig


Amazing, isn't it? The really, really bad thing is that all their little snowflakes are going to grow up to believe and spread that religious bullshiat.

 
Obnox [TotalFark] 2008-07-26 08:37:12 PM  
It's not a clown car, it's a water slide!

 
tkirby 2008-07-26 08:37:50 PM  
q-bert?

 
The Voice of Doom 2008-07-26 08:38:17 PM  
the birth was not an overly difficult one

Was one of the 18 a cesarean?
If so, I bet the docs installed a zipper after that one.

 
1. Put snakes on plane 2008-07-26 08:38:56 PM  
simian04: I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. I knew before I even clicked the link that it would be some retarded religious morons. I hope they all die now. Horribly.

How about you just kill yourself instead, you worthless sack of shiat? I'll rag on people for being religious, but it takes a complete douchebag to wish death on people for living their lives in a way they see as being morally correct.

 
Bohemian 2008-07-26 08:39:15 PM  
Anyone having that many kids has to be under some moronic religious delusion. Nobody in their right mind would do that.

The guy must have the worlds best set of beer goggles, that woman is beyond ugly.

 
binaroundsum 2008-07-26 08:39:48 PM  
I just came here for some anti-religion snark.

I have not been disappointed.

 
astoreth 2008-07-26 08:40:09 PM  
Amazing, isn't it? The really, really bad thing is that all their little snowflakes are going to grow up to believe and spread that religious bullshiat.

Not necessarily. At least two of them will rebel from the lack of attention and become tattooed atheists. Or at least somewhat normal.

 
kilgorn 2008-07-26 08:40:13 PM  
Be fruitful and FARK!

 
The_Terminator 2008-07-26 08:40:15 PM  
I feel sorry for the wife's gynecologist.

I mean seriously, it must be an occupational hazard not to accidentally fall into that gaping abyss.

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2008-07-26 08:40:37 PM  
"We never planned how many children to have," he said. "We just let God guide our lives, you know, because we strongly believe life comes from God and that's the reason we did not stop the life.
"We let life come."
The family now has 10 girls and eight boys.
"We would have liked a boy to be even," he said. "We thank God all of them are healthy and happy."


The rural land here is Canada is turning into urban sprawl at a frightening rate because certain individuals think their imaginary friend tells them to "be fruitful and multiply".

But, we can't say anything. We must respect their "culture", even if it helps destroy the planet..

 
GypsyJoker 2008-07-26 08:42:11 PM  
After reading the headline below this, I'd nominate her for the Bronze Clown Car.

 
Monkeypillow 2008-07-26 08:42:14 PM  
Farkin'round: Obligatory:

Every time I see that picture, I get a little freaked out. I get this weird feeling that they belong to a cult. They just have a look about them, I guess.

 
PunkTiger [TotalFark] 2008-07-26 08:45:01 PM  
It must be another "Full Quiver" family.

(Full Quiver, Quiver Full... something like that. It's a branch of Christianity that believes in having big families. Every sperm is sacred, and all that.)

These guys... or equivalent. (linky-go-poppy)

 
noazark 2008-07-26 08:46:05 PM  
My mother was the oldest of 16 children, and my father was the fourth of 13 children (they both grew up in the rural south during the 1940's, when children were basically considered "free farm hands").

When they got married, they had two kids (myself and my brother) ... and stopped there.

/has a metric shiatload of aunts, uncles & cousins
//lives on the opposite end of the continent

 
ISeeYourDisease 2008-07-26 08:46:24 PM  
18 choices for incest makes dad a happy camper.

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2008-07-26 08:47:25 PM  
I'm thinking that by now they are using a whole spool of thread after each birth.

Am so glad my girlfriend had a c section

 
PerfectStorm 2008-07-26 08:47:26 PM  
Offspring offsets...just another part of Gore's master plan. See, you pay other couples to have no kids, so you can have more. It doesn't actually solve problems like overpopulation....but it seems like it does.

/everybody "wins" with offsets

 
FarkinFarker 2008-07-26 08:47:28 PM  
"We let life come."

You let your husband come. All up in you. All the farking time.

 
eelcat 2008-07-26 08:48:03 PM  
Canada, I would imagine would be a tad different to Romania in regards to government assistance and quality of life.

I bet if they were still living in Romania they wouldn't have that many kids.

Seen to many docos on tv where unwanted Romanian kids hang around the railway station sniffing glue and selling themselves.

 
kemidra 2008-07-26 08:48:47 PM  
Monkeypillow: Farkin'round: Obligatory:

Every time I see that picture, I get a little freaked out. I get this weird feeling that they belong to a cult. They just have a look about them, I guess.


They do.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quiverfull
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Bob_Duggar

 
rkshep 2008-07-26 08:49:42 PM  
My maternal Grandmother had 19 kids,all born between 1920 and 1944.All but 2 are now dead but I have more cousins than I can count.

 
Je5tEr 2008-07-26 08:49:44 PM  
Yet another reason why the human population has DOUBLED in the time I've been on this planet.

How is it that everyone says they want to save the planet when what they really mean is save the humans? I mean really, earth will survive without us.

 
DrMcNinja 2008-07-26 08:51:39 PM  
1. Put snakes on plane: simian04: I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. I knew before I even clicked the link that it would be some retarded religious morons. I hope they all die now. Horribly.

How about you just kill yourself instead, you worthless sack of shiat? I'll rag on people for being religious, but it takes a complete douchebag to wish death on people for living their lives in a way they see as being morally correct.




I'm actually the opposite, in that I won't generally "rag" on people for being religious. Your opinion is complete idiocy, though. People living their lives in a way they see as being morally correct can mean just about anything. From genocide to car bombs.

 
Rye_ [TotalFark] 2008-07-26 08:52:48 PM  
Just what the planet needs.

Stop breeding, folks. We're at capacity.

 
atlanta_ufo 2008-07-26 08:52:53 PM  
Side effect of free health care. Births are free.

 
Evil Canadian [TotalFark] 2008-07-26 08:53:20 PM  
I am not so sure that all those kids will reproduce at the same rate - I am one of 11 kids. I have one child. I think my mom has a total of 5 grandchildren. Seeing as the youngest of my siblings is 38 this year, I am not convinced there will be a lot more. The youngest one has 2 kids, 3 others of us have 1 each.

/Only one of us is currently married (second time lucky)
//One was previously married, is divorced
///One is with the same guy for 25 years
//The rest are single - forget about kids, we don't settle down either.

 
ginrei724 2008-07-26 08:55:00 PM  
Came here for the "Vagina -- It's not a clown car" reference; am very pleased

 
Je5tEr 2008-07-26 08:55:31 PM  
How about this? I get to drive whatever the fark I want and no one biatches and they can have all the kids they want and I won't biatch, deal?

My single truck is much better for the planet than their (eventual) 18 Priuses? Pruii? Priux? Whatever.

 
nads0 2008-07-26 08:55:55 PM  
No one has pointed out that this woman is only FORTY FOUR. She's looks as old as my 74 year old grandma.

cnews.canoe.ca

 
Wulfhardt 2008-07-26 08:59:35 PM  
They're probably all dumb as a sack of dicks, too. It's always the mongoloids who crank out huge litters, never anybody with any real gifts to bring to the species.

 
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