They all look rather stunned.

Probably because the cops made them look as the mug shots of the
hookers they were caught with after they'd sobered up.

Wonder how many are foreign tourists thinking, "WTF, it's illegal here?"

All the mugshots have been viewed, but none have been e-mailed. I suppose no one recognized these guys.

"Hey, remember that weird guy at Walmart? Check it out, he got busted..."
"Hey, you know Laura's husband? Take a look at this!

I feel like I am playing which one of these things is not like the other.

/i pick #2
//i like em young
///slashies!

You can tell by their appearance the only pussy they'll ever get is by buying it.

A few of these guys look like they try to pay for it using rolls of quarters and empty beer cans.

That's fifty thousand dollars. That's somebody's salary. That's somebody who's gonna get fired because Craig has to pay women to fark him!

my gf's answers
1.no
2.no frankendome
3.no
4.no
5.no
6.no but cut my lawn
7.no
8.no
9.no wasnt he on to catch a preditor

Smoking is legal. Yet having a hooker smoke your thing is illegal?

/I know, it's because shes using a water pipe.

Eleuterio Nonthe. Wasn't he just shooting an arrow at a helicopter a couple of weeks ago?

Yup, pretty much what I expected to see.

Oh, good. Those of us that prefer guys get to play this game!

1. Wouldn't hit it, he has a headache
2. Looks young and confused enough to be trainable
3. Just axe murdered someone
4. Damming grand-dad!
5. Assisted in aforementioned murder
6. So angry, would not touch
7. Borrowed #6's shirt
8. Wouldn't hit it, not even with someone else's vagina
9. What, me worry?

DjangoStonereaver: They all look rather stunned.

Probably because the cops made them look as the mug shots of the
hookers they were caught with after they'd sobered up.

LOL yeah. They do look really out of it or scared. Strange how it makes them resemble each other.

Could you take a seat over there please?

/Half of them look like pedophiles.

PSA: Cops don't advertise, so call an agency if you are looking for some lovin' by the hour.

TFA: NPR Prostitution Ring

I guess the fund raisers haven't been meeting expectations.

When I saw:



I thought of:

tasteme: That's fifty thousand dollars. That's somebody's salary. That's somebody who's gonna get fired because Craig has to pay women to fark him!

"How about I throw in a sexual harassment charge boot?"
"Against who"
"Against YOU"
"You're one twisted fark"


/quaotes may not be exact...

Also, I had no idea public radio was branching out like this.

In British Columbia, your mugshot comes from your Digital Drivers License. So no need to worry about a crack head looking mugshot.

/The more you know...

southaustin: Also, I had no idea public radio was branching out like this.

NPR - New Port Richey, where the bust went down. I live near there, and spent a few nights a week there a few summers ago. It's about the shiattiest place I've ever been.

Court? Really, subby?

it's a dance

the skank-mate-shuffle

"Court"??? Is this 1958 or 2008?

I don't think much courtship happens; just farking.

southaustin: Also, I had no idea public radio was branching out like this.

All things considered - though a few things will cost you extra.

southaustin: Also, I had no idea public radio was branching out like this.

Which one is Click and which one is Clack?

Tampa's finest citizens. They should go drown themselves in the gulf.

I'm down in Florida on business right now, so I'm getting a big kick out of these replies....

/dammit, people, the left lane is for FARKIN' passing

We now return to.....SPOT THE PROSTITUTE SLAYING PSYCHOPATH!!!

Contestant #1:


Contestant #2:


Contestant #3:



If you guessed....Contestant #1 then you win!*

*Skill testing question required, no purchase necessary see http://www.spotaprostituteslayingpsychopath.com for more details.

#5 wants to rape someone. #9 fears it will be him.

All of them sum up reason #679 to not be a prostitute.

Get Lost: In British Columbia, your mugshot comes from your Digital Drivers License. So no need to worry about a crack head looking mugshot.

/The more you know...

I look like a crackhead in my DL photo so I'm getting a kick........

I thought the whole idea of a hooker was that you didn't have to court her.

I find it interesting that the young looking chap has the most views... some farker/farkette needs to email him. Maybe then he can get some without having to pay for it.


/pays for it on occasion
// I'm really paying them to leave afterwards, not for the sex ;)
/// Hookers and Blow FTW!

buzzvert: www.evilinternet.com

Thread over!

Why is prostitution illegal?

matto14: my gf's answers
1.no
2.no frankendome
3.no
4.no
5.no
6.no but cut my lawn
7.no
8.no
9.no wasnt he on to catch a preditor

Does this girlfriend service Johns too?

craigdamage: Why is prostitution illegal?

Because the religious right is very concerned with what your penis is doing today.

/old topic
//not worth discussing

Selling is legal. F*cking is legal. Why isn't selling f*cking legal? You know, why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away. I can't follow the logic on that at all. Of all the things you can do to a person, giving someone an orgasm is hardly the worst thing in the world. In the army they give you a medal for spraying napalm on people. Civilian life, you go to jail for giving someone an orgasm. Maybe I'm not supposed to understand it.

/we miss you, George

craigdamage: Why is prostitution illegal?

If it wasn't, we'd never have these threads.

just remember these faces, so you can wonder which one of these maggot infested trolls you are following into that hole next time you get f'ed up and try to buy some.

craigdamage: Why is prostitution illegal?

Because if it wasn't men everywhere would need to pay for ANY sex they get...

Oh...

Wait...

Yeah! Why is it illegal?

Marla Singer's Laundry: southaustin: Also, I had no idea public radio was branching out like this.

Which one is Click and which one is Clack?

And which one has the clap?

What are their Fark handles

Buzzvert...

The Horny Bunch, that shait made me laugh out loud. Good one.

skippytheferret: craigdamage: Why is prostitution illegal?

Because if it wasn't men everywhere would need to pay for ANY sex they get...

Oh...

Wait...

Yeah! Why is it illegal?

Again: Make some gay friends. they'll smoke your pole, as much as you like, for free. I'm left to wonder why chicks have so many gay guy friends.

I'll bet that #6 & #7 were trying to get one together - they're wearing uniform shirts!

I bet that one guy had to pay double.

/You know which one....

Wight Power: When I saw:




I thought of Lee Marvin and Adam Yauch

southaustin: craigdamage: Why is prostitution illegal?

Because the religious right is very concerned with what your penis is doing today.

/old topic
//not worth discussing

Don't forget that most feminists want:
a) the prostitutes to be given medals and taxpayer dollars
b) the johns to be publically flogged

It's not just the religious right, it's the religious right PLUS many many women.

The feminist position seems to boil down to this: THERE ARE NO MALE HOOKERS FOR FAT OR UGLY WOMEN!!!