I hope they make them pay for the wasted fuel.

Gotta know how to hold your booze.

this is why you cant take limeys ANYWHERE.

Subby is full of win.

Also vodka.

god I loved that show

Damn. That really does sound like something Pats and Eddie would do.

Is this the thing to do nowadays? If you want to troll IRL and you're on an airplane, you get drunk and try opening the exit door?

This is at least the second or third story about someone doing this in the past week or so.

The pilot then apologised for the inconvenience and announced the plane was diverting to Frankfurt where both women were arrested by German police...

That would be really funny if the original flight was from Reno to Las Vegas.

golf clap, subby

/life imitates art?

Terrified passengers applauded the cabin crew when they wrestled the two women to the ground and used plastic cuffs to tie their hands behind the backs

Who needs in flight movies when you can have aero-theatre.

Absolutely Fabulous!

this just in:

dumpy, menopausal, drunk entitlement whores are probably more dangerous than the twitchy guy in the turban in row 4.

Bravo!

Bolli - Stoli!

susansto-helit: Damn. That really does sound like something Pats and Eddie would do.

Started laughing halfway through the article. Can't help but picture it.

Did the flight originate in Morocco?

Chav-tastic!

maybe we should make plane doors that can't be opened by a drunk person while the plane is flying......oh now I understand the TSA 3 oz rule.

Conspicuously absent in the thread thus far: Farkers who bash America and her people.

Why is that?

The last line of TFA was simply classic.

/ I wouldn't have applauded their arrest, would've pissed myself laughing my ass off

Bacchus-ette: Conspicuously absent in the thread thus far: Farkers who bash America and her people.

Why is that?

oh hai thar

"One of them was lashing out with a vodka bottle after being refused more booze and the other went to the emergency exit yelling: 'I want some fresh air."

The "more booze" one is Patsy the "fresh air" one is Eddy. Great show. No, awesone show.

FTFA
It is understand that both passengers

Bacchus-ette: Conspicuously absent in the thread thus far: Farkers who bash America and her people.

Why is that?

My, aren't we selectively indignant.

The article is about British passengers not being served more booze, and no mention of 'the Nanny State' - that is far more impressive.

When I fly, I usually sit in the emergency row for the extra legroom, and so I could be a hero in an emergency.

If some drunk biatch started threatening to open up the door I would probably knock her ass out.

Get the motherfarking drunk wimmin off this motherfarkin plane.

I had many a dream about Saffron back in the day.

Bacchus-ette: Conspicuously absent in the thread thus far: Farkers who bash America and her people.

Why is that?

I guess it's because TFA has absolutely nothing to do with America or Americans?

Did the airline notify their next of kin after that one exploded?

/ya I got very little.

and the other went to the emergency exit yelling: 'I want some fresh air.'"

Lovely. Just lovely

Bacchus-ette: Conspicuously absent in the thread thus far: Farkers who bash America and her people.

Why is that?

They are spreading curry, or going to the dentist for a 15-year checkup.

/Kidding!

Will someone please think of the children?

The whole thing could've been avoided it the airline would have just given me her more booze.

bothwell: Bacchus-ette: Conspicuously absent in the thread thus far: Farkers who bash America and her people.

Why is that?

I guess it's because TFA has absolutely nothing to do with America or Americans?

isnt this thread about obama and socialists?

Actually, they need a little secluded room in the back of the plane...maybe 10 feet by 10 feet. This room is for people like this: You put them in there, secure the outer door and let them open the other door to the outside.
TA DA!! Problem solved and they get plenty of fresh air.

this is so dead-on with Ab Fab that I'm having a hard time believing it's real. Do people know that they're caricatures, or would self-awareness ruin the whole thing?

Saffie seen sitting quietly in her seat blushing herself to death under a good book.

/LOL WUT?

Patsy would have hidden enough booze in her hair in better times.

Kudos to subby!

Been too long since I watched that show.

re-elect_jimmy_carter: bothwell: Bacchus-ette: Conspicuously absent in the thread thus far: Farkers who bash America and her people.

Why is that?

I guess it's because TFA has absolutely nothing to do with America or Americans?

isnt this thread about obama and socialists?

"Hail to the chief? More like INHALE to the chief!!!"

There, you feel at home now?

It is understand that both passengers, who appeared sober when they boarded the aircraft, smuggled their own alcohol onboard and also breached airline safety rules by smoking in the toilets.

It is understand??? Am i mistaken or is this proper usage of the word. Im not trying to be a grammar nazi, just wondering. Thought it would be understood.

Anyhow, these two coonts deserved everything they got. Sounds like these "women" need a farking attitude adjustment. How about 6 months in scenic Guantanamo Bay? Maybe a date featuring waterboarding and electric shock? Yes. Im picturing these women being the type that wear "Im a biatch and proud of it" T-shirts.

Absolutely fabulous headline. ;)

La Croix, sweetie, La Croix!

FTFA: One passenger told Bavarian Radio: "It was a hell of a scene. One of them was lashing out with a vodka bottle after being refused more booze and the other went to the emergency exit yelling: 'I want some fresh air.'"

Vodak is a helluva drug.

/bravo on the AB FAB ref.

Did the perps look anything like this?



10+ for the subby for the ab fab reference.

re-elect_jimmy_carter: this is why you cant take limeys ANYWHERE.

Yes you can. Twice. Second time to apologise.

Came in to share in the AbFab-generated lovefest for subby. Well played, sir/madam/none of the above.

/but yeah
//but no
///but yeah

came here hoping to read of AB Fab reunion or movie or something. leaves depressed . .

That did read just like an AdFab script. Perfect.

TV Special!

The script should be half-written by now!

You can actually tell which one is Edwina and which one is Patsy!

2bits: maybe we should make plane doors that can't be opened by a drunk person while the plane is flying......oh now I understand the TSA 3 oz rule.

Well, passenger doors are about 42x72 inches, with an internal PSI differential of around 8 (interior at 10, outside air at 2), and you have to pull them in - the doors are larger than the frame - so that's be....24,192lbs of force pushing it closed. Yeah, not going to open.