How did the pollock break his leg raking leaves?
Fell out of the tree.

Sylvester Stalone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Swarzenegger are sitting in Planet Hollywood discussing their idea for their next picture in which they all play famous classical music composers. Willis says "I'll play Beethoven. Stalone says, "I'll play Mozart". Arnold says "I'll be Bach".

Maybe they don't want to look bach on his life?

I could make a Liszt of all the reasons that subby fails.

Word to your moms I came to drop Brahms
I got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms

I completely agree . . . shouldn't exhume him for this crap. I will prove it for them, with no digging required.

Ahem.

Cystic fibrosis had not been invented yet, therefore Chopin could not have died from it.

/will be expecting my fee in the mail

Surely there's a better way to Handel this.

Chopin, born 1819, died 1849. He was only Verdi-something.

It makes me happy that there's two fail headlines in a row on the main page.

/and I may or may not have submitted both

Vivaldi's puns don't end real soon, something, something

Chopin. The very very best Vodak!

I am disappointed. A Chopin story and the subby went with a Hayden reference instead of an Eternal Sonata reference? Lame.

"Ah, Bach."

Sheesh, why is everyone Haydn on Subby?

Thank you, Aeonite, for fulfilling the reason I looked in this thread.

Isn't it pronounced "hey-den"?

//Yes, yes, I'm a party pooper.
//need a caturday pic with usage of "hai den" in it

Oh, Susannah. Camptown Races

This happens to be a nocturne.

A what?

You know, Frederic farkin Chopin.

Etude, Poland?

It's a good thing Chopin's heart wasn't decomposing....

don't understand: "Ah, Bach."

Wow, that takes me back, er Bach...
I can't remember, did Radar ever get to bang that chick?

Submitter, feel free to come Bach and fix your spelling - you know how the grammar nazis here love Des Prez upon the mistakes of others. Maybe you were too just Bizet, or stepping into the music world is a new Fauré for you; either way I'm going to Handel your typo very childishly.

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

EggbertShootsFire: Submitter, feel free to come Bach and fix your spelling - you know how the grammar nazis here love Des Prez upon the mistakes of others. Maybe you were too just Bizet, or stepping into the music world is a new Fauré for you; either way I'm going to Handel your typo very childishly.

This is so awesome it makes me want to go Beethoven in my bedroom.

I'd Wagner that this is just an elaborate cover up.

Damnit. Remove the "in" from that last post.

Subby's spelling isn't his forte.

As a descendant of the Chopin family, I am getting a kick out of this discussion.

Hey, give us bach our heart! We didn't know where it was haydn.

geekybroad: Isn't it pronounced "hey-den"?

No. German pronunciation, not English pronunciation.

I can see a great new marketing ploy for congac. Wonder how much that stuff would be a shot.

I had not idea Chopin's heart was baroque.

.

Hoopido: I can see a great new marketing ploy for congac. Wonder how much that stuff would be a shot.

Better watch your Bach, Farker's are going to be Chopin into your spelling next...

Klopfer: geekybroad: Isn't it pronounced "hey-den"?

No. German pronunciation, not English pronunciation.

You Tellemann!

/meh.

arentol: I am disappointed. A Chopin story and the subby went with a Hayden reference instead of an Eternal Sonata reference? Lame.

maybe I was thinking too hard, but I thought it was a reference to Thomas Hayden Church's exchange w/ Val Kilmer in "Tombstone".

Billy Clanton: Stephen Foster. "Oh, Susannah", "Camptown Races". Stephen stinking Foster.
Doc Holliday: Ah, yes. Well, this happens to be a nocturne.
Billy Clanton: A which?
Doc Holliday: You know, Frederic farking Chopin.

Aeonite



Something something something. Pianist.

/50% hand-wrought HTML, 100% hot-linked

vernonFL: Oh, Susannah. Camptown Races

This happens to be a nocturne.

A what?

You know, Frederic farkin Chopin.

Dammit.

Out Chopin.
Have Liszt.
Bach in a Minuet.

calgar99: Out Chopin.
Have Liszt.
Bach in a Minuet.

Offenbach later.

joegekko: Hoopido: I can see a great new marketing ploy for congac. Wonder how much that stuff would be a shot.

Better watch your Bach, Farker's are going to be Chopin into your spelling next...

I suppose I should have said Polish Congac.
That would be one expensive collectors bottle of cognac they have. Smooth too, I'll bet.

No more composer puns. I beg for Clementi.

BKITU: calgar99: Out Chopin.
Have Liszt.
Bach in a Minuet.

Offenbach later.

Try Handel.

jesus, he's just a composer, he wasn't a hero or anything.

"I'll be Bach..."



"I'll be Mozart!"

I can't Handel this.

xen0blue: jesus, he's just a composer, he wasn't a hero or anything.

No, Jesus was a wandering sage/prophet, not a composer. Whether or not he was a hero depends greatly upon your religious persuasion. Get it right.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

/Tom Lehrer

"A spokeswoman for the Culture Ministry, Iwona Radziszewska..."

Yeah, hey, radziswhatever, I'll try anything once!

But Hayden, the world deserves to know how he died!!!

I came here for polish jokes to tease my family with

/half polish
//half irish
///can get away with bad polish jokes.

blkhwk86: /half polish
//half irish

So you drink yourself smart?