I can't believe they found a place in Vaquero that cheap.

Yeah, it means you have to live in Texas.

In their case, it means they were dumb enough to pay $2.8M to live in a state with a bunch of rednecks and gay-bashing Jesus freaks.

Genius move, there. Enjoy the ugly fat chicks.

One of the farked Hannah Montana.

What do normal Texans think about guys dressing up like that. I live in the Canadian equivalent of the back-wood hick town and that wouldn't fly.

Tr0mBoNe: What do normal Texans think about guys dressing up like that.

I'm pretty sure most normal Texans are getting their draggin' chains hooked to the back of their pick-ups and are testing the structural integrity of their fence posts.

I really have to hand it to these guys. They're able to stifle their gag reflex long enough to churn out someone else's saccharine music and what do they get in return? Millions of nubile young girls throwing themselves at them. A huge mansion. Fame and fortune beyond my wildest imagination. And the best part? Their wholesome image and pseudo-Christian lyrics means the girls they "take on tours of their house" take it in the pooper, like all good Christian girls do.

I am in the wrong goddamn line of work.

Tr0mBoNe: What do normal Texans think about guys dressing up like that. I live in the Canadian equivalent of the back-wood hick town and that wouldn't fly.

In that neighborhood, they'll never have any contact with normal Texans.

Oops, I meant "one of them".

Because in America, doing it wrong is always profitable.

SchlingFo: Yeah, it means you have to live in Texas.

In their case, it means they were dumb enough to pay $2.8M to live in a state with a bunch of rednecks and gay-bashing Jesus freaks.

Genius move, there. Enjoy the ugly fat chicks.

Tr0mBoNe: What do normal Texans think about guys dressing up like that. I live in the Canadian equivalent of the back-wood hick town and that wouldn't fly.

SchlingFo: Tr0mBoNe: What do normal Texans think about guys dressing up like that.

I'm pretty sure most normal Texans are getting their draggin' chains hooked to the back of their pick-ups and are testing the structural integrity of their fence posts.

FARK YOU IN THE ASS YOU INTERNET TOUGHGUYS.

Well, I feel better, and I just came in here to say "Who?"

SchlingFo: Yeah, it means you have to live in Texas.

In their case, it means they were dumb enough to pay $2.8M to live in a state with a bunch of rednecks and gay-bashing Jesus freaks.

Genius move, there. Enjoy the ugly fat chicks.

Next time the Longhorns are playing, go ahead and take in that crowd. Some of the hottest ladies are from Texas.

SchlingFo: Genius move, there. Enjoy the ugly fat chicks.

As Christians, they're quite comfortable with the idea of Jonas getting inside a whale.

DslainteC: SchlingFo: Genius move, there. Enjoy the ugly fat chicks.

As Christians, they're quite comfortable with the idea of Jonas getting inside a whale.

FTW!

SchlingFo: Genius move, there. Enjoy the ugly fat chicks.

I guess they figure they can use the money they save by not paying income tax to Texas to import some hot tail that they can then pretend to not be getting.

They're good, but I still prefer Faith+1.

SchlingFo: Yeah, it means you have to live in Texas.

In their case, it means they were dumb enough to pay $2.8M to live in a state with a bunch of rednecks and gay-bashing Jesus freaks.

Genius move, there. Enjoy the ugly fat chicks.

The problem with your perception of Texas is that you live in Houston. Houston is the stinking gaping asshole of America. Come to Austin and... oh wait, no don't come to Austin.

DslainteC: SchlingFo: Genius move, there. Enjoy the ugly fat chicks.

As Christians, they're quite comfortable with the idea of Jonas getting inside a whale.

DslainteC: SchlingFo: Genius move, there. Enjoy the ugly fat chicks.

As Christians, they're quite comfortable with the idea of Jonas getting inside a whale.

shiat, that didn't work:

filth: I can't believe they found a place in Vaquero that cheap.

No kidding. I live about 15 minutes from there.

My daughter is already wanting to stalk them (she's 10).

see, its awesome to sell out. make crappy music for brainwashed morons and their snowflake crotch fruit, then live it up when the money comes pouring in by the truck load. Weren't these guys like an over night hit? i never heard of this "band" until recently. It would make my day to see one of these guys OD on blow or Big H, but thats wayyyy to wishful thinking. More likely they'll knock up one of the "tourists" of their million dollar house and have to pay out the ass for life.

One gay
Two gay
Three gay
All gay?

I am embarassed to admit I saw some TV show with these guys with their mom, who is quite the milf.

/shoot me.

Subby's interest in their personal lives disgusts me.

Where are the pictures of Faith+1?

Damn ShlingFo sounds bitter. First of all Texas has a lot of hot females, much better looking women there than here in California. Secondly, grow up pussy, if you hate where you live so much get the fark out. These guys are moving to an incredibly wealthy area of Dallas, it's pretty much the farthest thing from redneck as you can get, so I have no idea what your point is. It's not like they are moving to Abilene or Odessa. Finally, fark the Jonas Brothers, I never heard their music before but I am getting sick of hearing about them. I assume they suck.

SEriously who are these jackoffs? I'd never heard of them before a couple months ago. Now they have CDs on sale at place that dont even sell CDs like Linens N Things.

SchlingFo: Yeah, it means you have to live in Texas.

In their case, it means they were dumb enough to pay $2.8M to live in a state with a bunch of rednecks and gay-bashing Jesus freaks.

Genius move, there. Enjoy the ugly fat chicks.

Apparently your confusing us for our neighbors just to our north.

Hahaha *wipes eyes* Good one SchlingFo. Fat ugly chicks in Texas.

While they are everywhere in the US, and that includes Texas, Texan woman are unsurpassed in beauty in general. Leggy long haired country girls, yeah thats unappealing.

California, some Nordic-midwestern-treasure-troves, Miami. Texas. All featuring extremely hot women. Get your facts straight.

My daughter (who's 12) watched the Disney Channel's 'Camp Rock' the other day which starred the Jonas Brothers. I must be out of touch because I wasn't aware they were a Christian (or even pseudo-Christian) band.

/then again, I prefer alt rock
//and 80s hair metal
///Slash(ies)

No. Income. Tax.

Yes, please stay out of Austin, SchlingFo.

I ran into several of you hate mongers in Houston a few weeks ago. I never knew Texans could be so full of hate before then.

These guys are the REAL Jesus fans.

shiat wait a sec,





These guys are the REAL Jesus fans.