Imagine the Backstreet Boys here with the Neptunes
Call it the rec. room, play time now holla
We should be the one ya follow, slow mo, low low, thousand spokes on a gold Impalla
Crushin', love my women in couples
One on each arm keep double the trouble
So I gotta shift 'em and shuffle, love how I twist 'em and tussle
Sex play next day call me huh

I can't think of a time I've ever seen a more appropriate use of the scary tag

Goddammit. First my radio won't get NPR/Classical in my apartment, now this!

They won't sell, everyone forgot about them long ago. Unfortunately, since they were popular music has gotten even worse.

Sooo...Backstreet's back?

They should write a song about that.

Damn, I read that as Beastie Boys at first.

Is the New Kids reunion going well (at least financially?) Because if they're making money, then surely a band that at its height was more popular, and far more recently, could make money, too.


There's no doubt that these no-talent ass clowns will be releasing a cornucopia of trainwrecks, but hey, people pay for all sorts of terrible music, and always will.

When I was growing up I loved the Backstreet Boys. I was a member of the target demographic at the time.

I'll still hum along when they're on the radio. Nostalgia, I guess.

I'm going to stand in the corner with my head down and wait for my whipping now.

You can sit back and realize that everyone of them has been raped by their old producer/manager. That brings a smile to my face.

u know, they had some catchy songs. Granted they were directed at women, but still catchy.
/nttiawwt.