When someone compiles a list like this, the one right next to Lemmy should be this guy:

#1 of the ugliest with this crappiest band = gene simmons. hey, johnny winter ain't no prize, but he doesn't hide it behind halloween makeup. plus, he can play.

Sometimes the ugliest guys make the best music.

Fergie is hot, Sanjaya is not bad looking, and Janis Joplin knew how to accessorize.

A lot of those I would never mistake for being musicians.

You know - except for the two hideous rings going through his chin, David Draiman of Disturbed isn't that bad looking.

Marilyn Manson, under all the make-up, looks fairly normal. Geeky, but normal. Not real ugly.

/Clay Aiken looks like he's trying to turn himself into Martha Stewart.

No Seal = FAIL

Missing from the list:

GE Smith


Tom "T-Bone" Wolk


Steve Howe

I call BS on Keith Richards. He just got old and lizard looking. He didn't used to be. Lemmy and Alice, always been butt ugly. And Gwar shouldn't count.

Half of those are not "ugly", they're just not Hollywood pretty.

baka-san: And Gwar shouldn't count.

Agree completely. Costumes and masks don't really count.

baka-san: I call BS on Keith Richards. He just got old and lizard looking. He didn't used to be. Lemmy and Alice, always been butt ugly. And Gwar shouldn't count.

True - does anyone know what Gwar looks like without their costumes? Might as well have listed Slipknot.

Picking on guys that got old shouldn't really count. Shooting fish in a barrel, especially those that have drank mightily from the well of living the rock and roll lifestyle (Keith Richards, Eddie Van Halen, Lemmy, etc).

That said, I think that Shane MacGowan, Dee Snider, and Mick Mars all should be way higher. Not that any of the three give a shiat, but those are some ugly dudes.

baka-san: And Gwar shouldn't count.

Fourthed.

Ok wtf the guy from Disturbed is there but not Chad Kroeger? That is bonafide bullshiat.

/had a crush on both

Utterly useless compilation.

The failure to include Ronnie James Dio in said list makes it null and void.

eddyatwork Fergie is hot

Incorrect.


Boy George is very ugly, but was kinda pretty at one point.
and Joey Fatone is not nearly as ugly as Chris from NSync, but no one ever bothered to know his name.

Many of those on the list aren't musicians.

i don't read lists this shallow or petty or stupid

Jeebus! I didn't realize Shane McGowan's teeth were completely gone now.

/goes to brush and floss
//always brushes and flosses twice a day
///and immediately after seeing a pic of Shane McGowan. Every time.

Mr Tumnus: Seal



You see what he goes to bed with every night? That man is ridicule-proof.

Where the f*ck is

Johnny WInter is not only fugly, but he's also deaf as a post and can barely walk. I lit one of his concerts last year. what a trip

i think they forgot one...
shaun william ryder, from the happy mondays

Clay Aiken?

It's a WOMAN, baby!

I call bullshiat. Ladies opinion:

E Van Halen is just old, he was cute when he was younger.

M Jackson's original face was cute.

Keith Richards is just old.

Meat Loaf, Lemmy, Kerry King aren't unattractive, just aren't classically attractive.

Marilyn Manson,, Iggy Pop are not ugly, IMHO, their "counter culture" ness kinda makes them hot.

Janis Joplin was a little crazy, which makes her attractive.

Courtney, Amy Winehouse look good when they try and they aren't on drugs.

Joey Fatone is cute, if you like the italian/greek look.

Shane McGowan, Gene Simmons are ugly SOB's

Where is Tom Petty, Ringo or Lyle Lovett?

*Checks for Rick Okasek*

List Approved!

Please tell me Joey Ramone is there.

/refuses to click through list

I think Johnny deserves a pass. He's lived hard but man can he play.

This list is useless without

No Tom Petty or Bob Dylan

xiola: *Checks for Rick Okasek*

Ocasek, like Seal, gets a pass for having (and keeping) a hot wife.

frostus: I think Johnny deserves a pass. He's lived hard but man can he play.

I hear ya. Johnny has a number of genetically-related health problems as well but he keeps on making his shows. Hard to believe that "Progressive Blues Experiment" was released in '69 and he's been on the road ever since.

I see Ginger Baker got mentioned uplist and, boy, that photo actually makes him look human. More recent evidence makes him look worse that Keith Richards.

Where's Joe Walsh? I always had him on guitar when we were playing the game of "All Ugly Band."

Though I myself consider him beautiful...I really expected Thom Yorke to be on this list somewhere.

Robin Trower anyone?

The Dogs of War: i think they forgot one...
shaun william ryder, from the happy mondays

no, BEZ

GG Allin?

Shane McGowan has my vote.

SpaceyCat: Half of those are not "ugly", they're just not Hollywood pretty.

This

truthlikegold: Where the f*ck is

And This

And basically everyone else who has posted hit the nails squarely on their heads. Overall though, the list is a huge waste of time.

Bob Dylan?

Where the fark is Steve Howe?

Great(maybe even greatest?) guitarist, but damn is he ugly!


and it's not just because he's old either

I know that nothing is obscure on FARK, but where is Paul Goddard of the Atlanta Rhythm Section?

/Silver Medal-Geddy Lee
/Bronze Medal-Most if not all of the Neville Brothers, especially the one with the magic marker spot on his face.

How did they miss Geddy Lee?

/Rush fan

Another vote for these missing from the list:

Tom Petty
Flavor Flav
Bob Dylan
Steven Tyler (though his hot daughter might earn him his exclusion, just cuz)

His face looks like a bag of smashed assholes.

Oh for fark's sake...
Rock & Roll Hall of Famer Patti Smith would like a word with the head dipshiat in charge of that list:

She's so damn good, and so damn ugly. I love her music a very great deal. The ole gal ain't purty, and I still wanna bone her.