All those people who bought the album need to sign up for the local Sex Offenders Registry for possession of child pr0n.

Weird Al's parody was a better song

I like his perspective on the whole situation. It's just kinda cool.

It's good that he doesn't have an overly inflated ego, especially with that tiny penis of his.

OtherLittleGuy: All those people who bought the album need to sign up for the local Sex Offenders Registry for possession of child pr0n.

Agreed. Eveyone toe the line here.

The kid actually has some funny quotes in there. The smart-ass is strong in this one.

i was too distracted by the dollar bill

there was a baby on that cover?

I'll bet this kid is gonna get more pussy in his college years than he can handle. I mean, think of the wide variety of good penis-reference opening lines he can use thanks to this.

He had me at "penis".

Heard this story yesterday.

Interesting and navel-gazingly pointless.

That baby photographed swimming naked for Nirvana's album cover is now 17

Nope. Too old. I'll continue fapping to the album cover.

Penis.

Ha! He must be hung like Pluto.

OtherLittleGuy
All those people who bought the album need to sign up for the local Sex Offenders Registry for possession of child pr0n.

Buying albums is so 1990s!

He was also on the cover of cEvin Key's (Skinny Puppy) album with HiWatt Marshall "The Dragon Experience" a few years ago.

Is that cover not considered CP now-a-days? Do all of us who have viewed the arictle now eligible for meagan's law? (or something similar)????

dugitman: The kid actually has some funny quotes in there. The smart-ass is strong in this one.

It usually is for kids who get booted to military school for 6 months.

Peni...Nevermind.

i'd hit it

What's his fark handle?

/Oblig.

medius: i was too distracted by the dollar bill

So, you're an Asian girl?

/runs

OtherLittleGuy: All those people who bought the album need to sign up for the local Sex Offenders Registry for possession of child pr0n.

It does make one wonder if the cover would get greenlighted in todays new-and-improved "think of the children" ZOMG PEDOZ!!! culture.

I was one of the kids on the cover of Zeppelin's "Houses of the Holy" so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

WHy does this have an 'interesting' tag?

Something I've always wondered about that picture -- could the kid swim already? Cuz my girlfriend's 4 year old can't... I couldn't until I was 3 or so. It just seems totally reckless to throw a non-swimmer (especially a baby) into a pool of water, even if you are standing right there.

ultraholland: That baby photographed swimming naked for Nirvana's album cover is now 17

Nope. Too old. I'll continue fapping to the album cover.

wait... (new window)wasn't he 17 last year? (new window)

cHico11: He had me at "penis".

I'm sure a lot of guys had you at "penis"

tekjansen: OtherLittleGuy: All those people who bought the album need to sign up for the local Sex Offenders Registry for possession of child pr0n.

It does make one wonder if the cover would get greenlighted in todays new-and-improved "think of the children" ZOMG PEDOZ!!! culture.

Even worse, what about that Virgin Killer album of The Scorpions'?

Personally if people see anything vaguely sexual about that Nirvana cover, they've got issues.

"Quite a few people in the world have seen my BABY penis. So that's kinda cool."

There. Fixed.

OtherLittleGuy: All those people who bought the album need to sign up for the local Sex Offenders Registry for possession of child pr0n.

Yeah, now-a-days you couldn't produce an album cover like that because it would be considered child pornography. I kind of wonder how they got away with it in the first place....

Awesome album though. I can remember many rainy days playing this album, back when I was a kid.

That, and Pearl Jam, and Soundgarden.

OtherLittleGuy



I agree

Cyberluddite: I'll bet this kid is gonna get more pussy in his college years than he can handle. I mean, think of the wide variety of good penis-reference opening lines he can use thanks to this.

"So... Did I mention I have a penis?"

chopit: Something I've always wondered about that picture -- could the kid swim already? Cuz my girlfriend's 4 year old can't... I couldn't until I was 3 or so. It just seems totally reckless to throw a non-swimmer (especially a baby) into a pool of water, even if you are standing right there.

Yes, babies can swim. They automatically hold their breath and paddle. And those fat little shiatters are pretty buoyant. Takes more force than you'd expect to hold them under.

FTA "Spencer Elden, now 17, says he thinks it would have been cooler to have been a teen in the early '90s."

So true.

Although i've never been a teen in any other time, so i may be biased.

and is grappling with his public pubic image

FTFY

ultraholland: Takes more force than you'd expect to hold them under.

I'll take that into consideration.

ultraholland: Takes more force than you'd expect to hold them under.

How much force, exactly?

So some guy took a pic of his dick
Now he plays it off all cool and slick
So he tells all his friends
And his fame never ends
I dunno, this guy sounds like a prick.

"And he's like, 'Well, I'm shooting kids all this week, why don't you meet me at the Rose Bowl"

I don't know why, but that line makes me giggle.

ultraholland: Yes, babies can swim. They automatically hold their breath and paddle. And those fat little shiatters are pretty buoyant. Takes more force than you'd expect to hold them under.

A part of me doesnt want to ask why you know that...

But a much larger part of me does.

ultraholland:
Yes, babies can swim. They automatically hold their breath and paddle. And those fat little shiatters are pretty buoyant. Takes more force than you'd expect to hold them under.

Mom?

Has it really been that long?

My, I feel so old.

chopit: Something I've always wondered about that picture -- could the kid swim already? Cuz my girlfriend's 4 year old can't... I couldn't until I was 3 or so. It just seems totally reckless to throw a non-swimmer (especially a baby) into a pool of water, even if you are standing right there.

As I understand it, baby humans, just like puppies or kittens, instictively know how to swim. I've heard that if you give a baby an opportunity to getin the water every day (or almost every day, anyway), they never lose that ability and will never need to be taught how to swim as children or adults. But if you don't, they quickly lose their instictive ability and later have to be taught how to swim all over again.

Smeggy Smurf: Weird Al's parody was a better song

It's an excellent album if you actually bother to listen to it beyond the first track.

Weeners!

Man, now I feel old. That album came out my sophomore year in college.

Hell, Cobain's been dead for 14 years.

Are they going to do an article about him every year? Even this headline sounds familiar.

Pics or it didn't happ....wait what?

Jument

How much force, exactly?

One cinderblock.

/much better album, too