Just when you thought every joke using Gulianni and 9-11 had been told...

Bravo, smitty. +1

One the one hand, Duke Sucks, on the other hand, so does Guiliani...

/torn.

nice +911

Knew there had to be a 9-11 joke somewhere in there. Bravo, subby.

I lol'ed. +1

nice work subby. you definitely got a laugh out of me.

wow...he missed out on a year of golf. that's really going to hurt his draft position and signing bonus

He's just mad because the college golf team groupies are ignoring him now.

9/11
9/11
9/11
9/11!

I wish this joke would go to the Fark-liche graveyard and die.

+1. But who is surprised. I mean we have the Federal courts deciding the rules of golf already so why not decide who should play.

I know how this guy feels. I didn't make my college basketball team, and that's really holding me back from making it to the NBA...

Too bad it doesn't say what he was booted from the team for. He's alleging "without warning," but somehow I doubt that's the whole story behind it.

Oh, and this made me laugh:
"The only University document that is consistent with O.D. Vincent's scheme is the library's copy of William Golding's The Lord of the Flies," the suit reads. "O.D. Vincent's bizarre scheme violated both the spirit and the plain meaning of the Contract."

Yup. Getting kicked off the golf team is the same as killing the fat kid.

Wow, I guess being a piece of shiat is inheritable.

culebra: Wow, I guess being a piece of shiat is inheritable.

Not entirely (new window)

Oh and 9/11

"10 bucks says...Guiliani's kid picks his nose."
/you'll get nothing and like it!

Tacky, subby, very tacky.

My favorite part of this story is the gap between cause and effect

He won't make the PGA tour because he didn't make the cut of his college golf team?

I bet he is a riot at parties

tnpir: Just when you thought every joke using Gulianni and 9-11 had been told...

Bravo, smitty. +1

people, get your funny checked.

He hasn't forgotten the face of his father.

mynameismark: people, get your funny checked.

Seriously, I hope subby didn't dislocate his shoulder reaching for that joke.

clever subby clever +1

stevie1der: mynameismark: people, get your funny checked.

Seriously, I hope subby didn't dislocate his shoulder reaching for that joke.

Well, we've all got pre-9/11 senses of humor.

/I would have said he couldn't handle holes 9-11
//but bravo to smitty
///yes, it was funny

Uchiha_Cycliste: He hasn't forgotten the face of his father.

I've just started on the Dark Tower series, so I got a kick out of that reply...

Polite golf claps for the subby.

You people are swarming around the 9/11 cliche, and completely missing the "Duke Sucks" cliche. WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CLICHES!?!

Uzzah: You people are swarming around the 9/11 cliche, and completely missing the "Duke Sucks" cliche. WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CLICHES!?!

Alright, write a funny headline including Giuliani's son and "Duke sucks." Then post it as a comment and say that your submission was funnier.

Crap. I missed what_now's post.

what_now: Uchiha_Cycliste: He hasn't forgotten the face of his father.

I've just started on the Dark Tower series, so I got a kick out of that reply...

Snape kills Valdemort

/and the gunslinger followed...

AzDownboy: He won't make the PGA tour because he didn't make the cut of his college golf team?

Apparently he's not very aware of how to get a PGA tour card.

RON PAUL!

/shiat, wrong thread.
//Nice work subby
///RON PAUL AGAIN!

its not too bad. i didnt make the golf team one year of high school. took some class that revolved around little kids mentality. me and three other guys. lot of decent females in there.

and the funny thing is i played better when i was done with high school. too much farking pressure. lot easier to hit the ball when youve got a bloody mary or two with a long neck and a good cigar.

PruneTracy: I wish this joke would go to the Fark-liche graveyard and die.

Fine with me, so long as the "word" "Fark-liche" goes with it.

haha 9/11. Seriously though, a lawsuit because you get cut from a team? I guess I'm not too surprised, considering who we're talking about; a true patriot. Only in America.

well played submitter plus in the article the boy must be a pain in the butt for duke to kick him off the team

+1

Hmm...maybe if he sucks too badly to stay on the team then he sucks too badly to play professionally? I for one, can't judge a man on the douchebagness of his father or his father's father, but must judge a man on the douchebagness of his own character.

I hear Guilianni's son was responsible for pulling a fire alarm, so a lot of firefighters were lost when Duke bombed.

/Too stretchy?

Not that I give a shiat, but why can't anyone spell that guy's name right? It's Giuliani.

The official complaint can be viewed here - http://online.wsj.com/public/resources/documents/giulianiduke.pdf

After reading some of it...it is basically Giuliani complaining that the former coach (that passed away) aggressively recruited him and Andrew gave up blessing another school with his "talent, accomplishments, and work ethic." He makes it sound like the other schools really missed out on a PGA prospect.

The complaints for the coach to justify kicking Andrew off the team basically boil down to him pouting after playing like crap by throwing and breaking a couple clubs and speeding away from the golf course. He 'played harder than some of the boys wanted to play' in a pick-up football game and in an unrelated incident, he hit one of his team mates in the face with an apple...

During high school, he played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and he was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody...

I don't know this kid, but for some reason, I want the defense lawyer to own him...he just seems like the 'bad guy' from any typical crappy college movie

dknips
During high school, he played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and he was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody...

Happy?? Happy Gilmore?

/loved that movie

No Chris Farley/SNL screencap?

What?

The son that didn't support him is now the beneficiary of 911 jokes?

Make up your damn minds you typical flip-flopping Liberal jerks.

PsychoTherapist Not that I give a shiat, but why can't anyone spell that guy's name right? It's Giuliani 9iu11ani.

/ftfy

Anyone else picturing Andrew dancing around behind the lawyer while he reads off the transcript?

I submitted this with a better headline... covered the 'duke sucks' and 'precious snowflake' themes.. .missed 9/11.

Giuliani sues Duke for overt wanton suckage... and for cutting his precious snowflake from the golf team

son sounds like a douche nozzle of epic proportions. I'm shocked. what do you suppose his major is... poli-sci? law? or is he just majoring in nepotism.