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ultraholland 2008-07-23 04:07:41 PM  
In before the "all rap attempts are misguided" assh*les.

 
fark_your_mudder 2008-07-23 04:07:42 PM  
DeY SeE ME lURkiN dEY HAtiN

 
buckers1 2008-07-23 04:08:07 PM  
"my name is not marky mark"

Thwaaaaapppp

alright mr wahlberg

still a classic

 
Millennium [TotalFark] 2008-07-23 04:08:40 PM  
Needs moar Don't Copy That Floppy.

 
Heamer 2008-07-23 04:09:43 PM  
ultraholland: In before the "all rap attempts are misguided" assh*les.

Right there with you.

 
QUANTUM FECES 2008-07-23 04:09:51 PM  
ultraholland: "all rap attempts are misguided"

FTFY

/assh*le

 
emocomputerjock 2008-07-23 04:09:52 PM  
Needs more Fruity Pebbles.

 
fuzzycuffs 2008-07-23 04:09:53 PM  
Honorable mention should go to Soulja Boy.

 
logruszed 2008-07-23 04:09:55 PM  
i20.photobucket.com

The forgot this one.

 
fruitloop 2008-07-23 04:10:12 PM  
someone cue up that "zip zap rap" album

/i are at werks.

 
strife286 [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-23 04:10:17 PM  
I think Mr. T should be aloud to rap.

 
Little Bear 2008-07-23 04:11:18 PM  
Funny, I was pondering the whereabouts of the Funky Bunch just this morning.

 
OnmyojiOmn 2008-07-23 04:11:19 PM  
I was redirected to one of the unmentionables while GIS'ing for a Hassel the Hoff reference pic, so I'm really not getting any particular kick out of these replies.

 
degreeless 2008-07-23 04:11:21 PM  
"Kobe how my ass taste?"

 
FarkinHostile 2008-07-23 04:12:48 PM  
Mr. T. can rap anytime he wants.

 
wigglebiscuit 2008-07-23 04:13:16 PM  
I hate Vanilla Ice. I love the Ramones. That said, Dee Dee's 'rap' album is easily the worst thing on this list. That he quit the Ramones to put that shiat out only makes it worse.

 
soakitincider 2008-07-23 04:13:31 PM  
wierd al does a damn fine job if I may say so

 
JonnyBGoode 2008-07-23 04:13:41 PM  
img158.imageshack.us

img158.imageshack.us

 
Araj 2008-07-23 04:13:45 PM  
Interesting. No note of "Free JBones" up there. I'm shocked.

/Sorry for anybody who missed that thread.
//Twas a Legendary Thread.

 
nabbyfan 2008-07-23 04:14:04 PM  
List is missing Randy Savage.

 
consciousNOT [TotalFark] 2008-07-23 04:14:22 PM  
Lord help us all.

 
fark_your_mudder 2008-07-23 04:14:27 PM  
degreeless: "Kobe how my ass taste?"

Well, I know you had the corn, give me a minute for the main dish.

 
WaWaWeWa 2008-07-23 04:14:40 PM  
Millennium: Needs moar Don't Copy That Floppy.

THIS

 
MostNutsEver 2008-07-23 04:14:42 PM  
No Macho Man on this list? That has got to be the absolute worst.

 
Jonny Chimpo 2008-07-23 04:14:53 PM  
Where is Rodney Dangerfield's "Rappin' Rodney"?

 
StopArrestingMe [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-23 04:14:56 PM  
This doesn't just go for rap: If you get famous doing something other than music, don't then venture into music.

Even if you were doing music first, if you get famous doing something else, QUIT MUSIC. You're an athlete/actress/wrestler/retard, not a musician.

 
floorpie 2008-07-23 04:14:59 PM  
No Icy Hot Stuntaz?

 
que.guero 2008-07-23 04:15:07 PM  
Spike TV - It's America's leading cause of vaginal dryness.

 
Drakin020 2008-07-23 04:15:32 PM  
I'm the best. I deeeeed it.

 
berylman 2008-07-23 04:15:59 PM  
img114.imageshack.us

 
Glitchwerks 2008-07-23 04:16:00 PM  
Well, here comes a front page flame war. I need some popcorn for this.

 
brewssuds 2008-07-23 04:16:07 PM  
Rap music is a... creative and cultural tour de force... and an appropriate vehicle to showcase the immeasurable musical talents of its practitioners. Oh, and the moral behavior of all rap artists is beyond reproach.

Homer Simpson is a... brilliant man who has come up with many...well-thought-out, practical ideas, and is insuring the financial future of this company. Oh, and his personal hygiene is beyond reproach.

 
JonnyBGoode 2008-07-23 04:16:19 PM  
www.bbc.co.uk

 
unchellmatt 2008-07-23 04:16:22 PM  
Of course, if Vanilla Ice hadn't existed, Jim Carrey couldn't have spoofed him.

 
Gunny Highway 2008-07-23 04:16:33 PM  
Puff Daddy is not my favorite rapper, nor very good, but he doesnt deserve to be on this list.

John Cena deserves a spot on this list.

 
Malinki 2008-07-23 04:17:36 PM  
onlinemusikvideos.com

All others bow before your mistress.

 
Client No. 9 2008-07-23 04:17:43 PM  
Just for the record, Dee Dee left The Ramones in 1989, not 1987. And yes, that album sucked big time.

 
Rambino 2008-07-23 04:17:47 PM  
Vanilla Ice takes way too much crap. Sure, he wasn't as good as some of his contemporaries, but he was nowhere near as bad as some of the entries on that list, not to mention others that somehow didn't make the list (like da bears).

I understand that he has become a laughingstock, but he was still a perfectly legitimate rapper for that era.

 
JonnyBGoode 2008-07-23 04:17:52 PM  
Jonny Chimpo: Where is Rodney Dangerfield's "Rappin' Rodney"?

No respect!

img394.imageshack.us

 
Stranger on the Town 2008-07-23 04:18:05 PM  
fuzzycuffs: Honorable mention should go to Soulja Boy.

Don't forget Soulja Girl!
farm4.static.flickr.com

Video goodness

 
MBooda 2008-07-23 04:19:01 PM  
Not that I want to give him any ideas or anything...
www.cynical-c.com
/hold on, trying to invent ear bleach

 
Freschel 2008-07-23 04:19:15 PM  
They forgot Britney Spear's ex, what's his name? Or was it Paris Hilton's? Bah, I can't tell the difference from one crap from another.

 
battl_web17 2008-07-23 04:20:42 PM  
Stranger on the Town: Don't forget Soulja Girl!

GET OUT MA FACE!

 
Donald_McRonald 2008-07-23 04:20:49 PM  
Dee Dee Ramone should be #1.

 
WaWaWeWa 2008-07-23 04:21:14 PM  
Stranger on the Town: fuzzycuffs: Honorable mention should go to Soulja Boy.

Don't forget Soulja Girl!


Video goodness


Crazy batshiat black girl
//You're all thinking it, I'm just saying it

 
stingrza [TotalFark] 2008-07-23 04:21:19 PM  
Three of these seven sold millions upon millions of records rapping, so I can't see by what standards those attempts could be deemed "misguided." "Unpleasant," maybe, but if the goal in the business is to sell records...well then, Marky Mark, P. Diddy and Vanilla Ice were in fact EXPERTLY guided, weren't they?

And though I agree with the inclusion of Shaq, I will say that "Biological Didn't Bother" is a classic.

 
Gunny Highway 2008-07-23 04:21:22 PM  
nabbyfan: List is missing Randy Savage.

Macho Man say DIG IT DIG IT! (new window)

This is one of the craziest things I have ever heard in my life and I love it.

 
ElRonHubbardsBalls 2008-07-23 04:21:44 PM  
A lot of the same people that trash Vanilla Ice are the same people that know all the words to "Ice Ice baby"
and secretly love the song.

At the time, he was as big as MC Hammer and every bit as cheesy as any other rap out there at the time, but he is the one who gets hated on. Yes, he was a douche, but that guy has taken a monumental amount of shiat in his life. I think after a certain amount of shiat you take, you should be immune to getting any more. I think that guy has had more than a lifetime fill for something he did when he was like 19 years old.

/what were you doing when you were 19?

 
logruszed 2008-07-23 04:21:53 PM  
Freschel: They forgot Britney Spear's ex, what's his name? Or was it Paris Hilton's? Bah, I can't tell the difference from one crap from another.

The main difference is that Paris only dates douchebags with money, Brit pretty much dates any douchebag. She's a very egalitarian whore.

 
wombatsrus 2008-07-23 04:21:54 PM  
www.bide-et-musique.com

 
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