In before the "all rap attempts are misguided" assh*les.

DeY SeE ME lURkiN dEY HAtiN

"my name is not marky mark"

Thwaaaaapppp

alright mr wahlberg

still a classic

Needs moar Don't Copy That Floppy.

ultraholland: In before the "all rap attempts are misguided" assh*les.

Right there with you.

ultraholland: "all rap attempts are misguided"

FTFY

/assh*le

Needs more Fruity Pebbles.

Honorable mention should go to Soulja Boy.

someone cue up that "zip zap rap" album

/i are at werks.

I think Mr. T should be aloud to rap.

Funny, I was pondering the whereabouts of the Funky Bunch just this morning.

I was redirected to one of the unmentionables while GIS'ing for a Hassel the Hoff reference pic, so I'm really not getting any particular kick out of these replies.

"Kobe how my ass taste?"

Mr. T. can rap anytime he wants.

I hate Vanilla Ice. I love the Ramones. That said, Dee Dee's 'rap' album is easily the worst thing on this list. That he quit the Ramones to put that shiat out only makes it worse.

wierd al does a damn fine job if I may say so

Interesting. No note of "Free JBones" up there. I'm shocked.

/Sorry for anybody who missed that thread.
//Twas a Legendary Thread.

List is missing Randy Savage.

Lord help us all.

degreeless: "Kobe how my ass taste?"

Well, I know you had the corn, give me a minute for the main dish.

Millennium: Needs moar Don't Copy That Floppy.

THIS

No Macho Man on this list? That has got to be the absolute worst.

Where is Rodney Dangerfield's "Rappin' Rodney"?

This doesn't just go for rap: If you get famous doing something other than music, don't then venture into music.

Even if you were doing music first, if you get famous doing something else, QUIT MUSIC. You're an athlete/actress/wrestler/retard, not a musician.

No Icy Hot Stuntaz?

Spike TV - It's America's leading cause of vaginal dryness.

I'm the best. I deeeeed it.

Well, here comes a front page flame war. I need some popcorn for this.

Rap music is a... creative and cultural tour de force... and an appropriate vehicle to showcase the immeasurable musical talents of its practitioners. Oh, and the moral behavior of all rap artists is beyond reproach.

Homer Simpson is a... brilliant man who has come up with many...well-thought-out, practical ideas, and is insuring the financial future of this company. Oh, and his personal hygiene is beyond reproach.

Of course, if Vanilla Ice hadn't existed, Jim Carrey couldn't have spoofed him.

Puff Daddy is not my favorite rapper, nor very good, but he doesnt deserve to be on this list.

John Cena deserves a spot on this list.

All others bow before your mistress.

Just for the record, Dee Dee left The Ramones in 1989, not 1987. And yes, that album sucked big time.

Vanilla Ice takes way too much crap. Sure, he wasn't as good as some of his contemporaries, but he was nowhere near as bad as some of the entries on that list, not to mention others that somehow didn't make the list (like da bears).

I understand that he has become a laughingstock, but he was still a perfectly legitimate rapper for that era.

Jonny Chimpo: Where is Rodney Dangerfield's "Rappin' Rodney"?

No respect!

fuzzycuffs: Honorable mention should go to Soulja Boy.

Don't forget Soulja Girl!


Video goodness

Not that I want to give him any ideas or anything...

/hold on, trying to invent ear bleach

They forgot Britney Spear's ex, what's his name? Or was it Paris Hilton's? Bah, I can't tell the difference from one crap from another.

Stranger on the Town: Don't forget Soulja Girl!

GET OUT MA FACE!

Dee Dee Ramone should be #1.

Stranger on the Town: fuzzycuffs: Honorable mention should go to Soulja Boy.

Don't forget Soulja Girl!


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Crazy batshiat black girl
//You're all thinking it, I'm just saying it

Three of these seven sold millions upon millions of records rapping, so I can't see by what standards those attempts could be deemed "misguided." "Unpleasant," maybe, but if the goal in the business is to sell records...well then, Marky Mark, P. Diddy and Vanilla Ice were in fact EXPERTLY guided, weren't they?

And though I agree with the inclusion of Shaq, I will say that "Biological Didn't Bother" is a classic.

nabbyfan: List is missing Randy Savage.

Macho Man say DIG IT DIG IT! (new window)

This is one of the craziest things I have ever heard in my life and I love it.

A lot of the same people that trash Vanilla Ice are the same people that know all the words to "Ice Ice baby"
and secretly love the song.

At the time, he was as big as MC Hammer and every bit as cheesy as any other rap out there at the time, but he is the one who gets hated on. Yes, he was a douche, but that guy has taken a monumental amount of shiat in his life. I think after a certain amount of shiat you take, you should be immune to getting any more. I think that guy has had more than a lifetime fill for something he did when he was like 19 years old.

/what were you doing when you were 19?

Freschel: They forgot Britney Spear's ex, what's his name? Or was it Paris Hilton's? Bah, I can't tell the difference from one crap from another.

The main difference is that Paris only dates douchebags with money, Brit pretty much dates any douchebag. She's a very egalitarian whore.