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(YouTube) Dumbass Kid Rock gets probation and community service for Waffle House brawl. Watch the American bad-ass and his 400-pound bodyguard going cowboy baby on another diner   (youtube.com) divider line 36
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punta_gorda_allstar 2008-07-23 07:18:35 AM  
I hate when the encounter is described as, "They had an exchange of wards that led to a physical confrontation"

well no shiat idiot, it's what was said and in what order that matters

 
punta_gorda_allstar 2008-07-23 07:20:02 AM  
by wards I mean Montgomery

and by physical confrontation I mean bankruptcy

 
Tackboard 2008-07-23 08:07:51 AM  
You gotta keep it real when eating at a Waffle House

 
Skid Roe v. Wade Boggs [TotalFark] 2008-07-23 08:43:44 AM  
Tackboard: You gotta keep it real when eating at a Waffle House

I don't like people playin' on my phone. (new window)

 
root88 2008-07-23 08:59:53 AM  
www.davidyounker.com

 
Kali-Yuga 2008-07-23 09:32:38 AM  
i142.photobucket.com

Leave Kid Rock alone!!

 
jmsvrsn 2008-07-23 09:36:56 AM  
I'm guessing the exchange of words began with the phrase "nice farking hat".

 
absoluteparanoia 2008-07-23 09:45:45 AM  
Lock him up and throw away the key.

 
mistrmind 2008-07-23 10:14:09 AM  
Mmmmmm waffles!

Drool...

 
danlpoon 2008-07-23 10:16:10 AM  
by wards I mean Montgomery

Good save.

 
TonnageVT [TotalFark] 2008-07-23 10:32:52 AM  
I love when these hardcore types rappers (definitely not saying kid rock is a rapper) always walk around with bodyguards, yet a majority of their lyrics are about how tough they are, and how they'd "f**k up anyone who f**ks with them"...yet they always have, and need, these huge bodyguards.

 
lerxst2112 [TotalFark] 2008-07-23 10:43:20 AM  
root88

That picture always cracks me up.

 
wichitaleaf 2008-07-23 10:54:25 AM  
Ya, its easy to be brave and start wailing on someone when you know you got overwelming backup coming to your aid

thats a pussy right there.

 
hachijuhachi 2008-07-23 11:00:38 AM  
He is from Detriot. Isn't this how they settle minor disputes? A real insult would have involved a firearm.

 
RetroGnome 2008-07-23 11:40:43 AM  
Did he bring his biatch to the motherfarking Waffle House?

/possibly obscure.

 
SpaceLord 2008-07-23 11:43:48 AM  
Waffle House always makes me wanna throw down too.

Perhaps it's the syrup.

 
Sin_City_Superhero 2008-07-23 11:47:03 AM  
I, for one, am shocked, SHOCKED at the revelation that Kid Rock ISN'T as pure and wholesome as he is so often portrayed by the media.

/don't believe it

 
Jamdug! 2008-07-23 12:25:12 PM  
Chunked and covered.

 
Cubicle Convict 2008-07-23 12:55:28 PM  
RetroGnome: Did he bring his biatch to the motherfarking Waffle House?

/possibly obscure.


Nope, not obscure.

 
devilslefthand 2008-07-23 12:56:22 PM  
"American bad-ass", really? Subby needs to get off the short bus.

 
Mr. Peepers [TotalFark] 2008-07-23 01:05:44 PM  
It's the name of one of his singles. So is 'Cowboy'

Hop on board - You can have my seat.

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/subby

 
devilslefthand 2008-07-23 01:16:49 PM  
It's ok, the fact you know his songs guarentees your spot.

 
Treygreen13 2008-07-23 01:26:56 PM  
devilslefthand: It's ok, the fact you know his songs guarentees your spot.

Ignorance of pop culture doesn't make you too cool for school.

 
Whodat 2008-07-23 01:51:27 PM  
wichitaleaf: Ya, its easy to be brave and start wailing on someone when you know you got overwelming backup coming to your aid

thats a pussy right there.


^^^THIS!!^^^

 
the man with the screaming brain 2008-07-23 02:34:58 PM  
first time i heard this (new window) I felt confrontational, still do

 
JohnCougarMelonhead 2008-07-23 03:09:40 PM  
What a waste of skin.

 
wolvernova 2008-07-23 03:21:46 PM  
punta_gorda_allstar: it's what was said and in what order that matters

No, not really. It's about who threw the first punch, and who did the hitting without being hit first.

 
Trinilos 2008-07-23 03:30:13 PM  
Anger management:

What celebrities use to get out of prison time for assault.

 
Synaesthesia 2008-07-23 04:10:32 PM  
"What you readin' for?"

 
Synaesthesia 2008-07-23 04:13:17 PM  
wolvernova
No, not really. It's about who threw the first punch, and who did the hitting without being hit first.

Not really man. Cain's already struck the first blow. You can live as though we live in a peaceful world, where the first blow is always in the wrong, but that's not way things realy are.

Sometimes the person who struck first was in the right.

 
Tim Bisley 2008-07-23 05:53:22 PM  
Does Kid Rock suck balls or what.

 
ass2mouth 2008-07-23 10:44:10 PM  
Treygreen13: devilslefthand: It's ok, the fact you know his songs guarentees your spot.

Ignorance of pop culture doesn't make you too cool for school.


/this

 
buzzhead 2008-07-23 11:00:01 PM  
"Well, looks like we got ourselves a reader."

/+1 for Synaethesia

 
fro123 2008-07-24 12:21:38 AM  
Aww, fark it! It's the Kid!

 
Zombie Eater 2008-07-24 03:50:37 PM  
Did they challenge him to come up with something original?

 
InmanRoshi 2008-07-24 04:36:02 PM  
It's a well known fact that if you're at a Waffle House past 2 a.m. the probability for getting into a fight is around 94.534%.

What you want it smothered AND NOT topped? Dem's fightin' words !!!

 
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