Headline is full of win today.

So is that prison sentence.

+1

too bad about the red.

Goddamn, but that's good, subby. Here's another plus one for the green.

Adding my vote to the list. Almost missed it, subby, I was two articles away before I had to come back up to check.

It's like a comedy landmine.

Awesome headline, +1

Awesome awesome AWESOME headline. +1

I suppose technically it's his outbox, but +1 anyway.

Should have been "unsolicited male junk", but a well deserved +1 and a



as well.

Damn good on many levels.

From TFA: he was earning as much as US$700,000 a month from his activities

This, my friends, is why you shouldn't ever get your grandparents on the Internet. Just mail them pictures.

Way to start the day
+1

We can only hope...

Spam King soon to become Queen.

No SPIFFY tag?

♫ Spam spam spam spam spam spam SPAMITY SPAAAAAM THE WONDERFUL SPAAAAAAM! ♪

*golf clap*

Well played!

+1

haha "box" filled with "male"

at first i thought the spam king was a girl. my bad.

Where are they going to send him...West Africa or Nigeria?

/applauds
//got nothin'

What a great way to start the day. Nice one, subby.

Insert quip about "enlargement pills" here...

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat

I came here to say exactly this.

Thank you subby.

+1.

ew... heh heh...

MattyBlast: Where are they going to send him...West Africa or Nigeria?

This post gets a dumbass tag.... Nigeria is in West Africa.

+1 subby.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I suppose technically it's his outbox, but +1 anyway.

THIS

""Spam King" sentenced to 47 months of having his inbox filled with unsolicited male"

"Spam King" sentenced to 47 months of having his outbox filled with unsolicted male.

There ya go...

Not a tear shed for the Spam King. Hurray! Yeehaw! Way to go!
Now if this was only an international effort, maybe I'd stop getting six emails a day from an outfit in the Philippines, ahem...

Great headline! Nice jerb, subby!

Approves.

Now if they would just throw away the key...

A+++++++ GREAT SUBMITTER WOULD READ AGAIN A++++++++++++

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I suppose technically it's his outbox, but +1 anyway.

I'm sure his "inbox" will get filled as well as his "outbox"!

The only thing that could make this better is if his cell-mate is the "Plow King".



/obscure?

Bravo! +1 Would read again! AA+++

Great headline. Bout peed myself this morning.

grraziano
It might be his inbox if he's gay or bi....

/The more you know..........................

It's been said and will be said a couple of hundred times after me...well done. Great headline. Is there any way we can vote on best headlines ever on Fark? Fun all around.....

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I suppose technically it's his outbox, but +1 anyway.

/after 47 months... it will be his 'inbox'

Oh, that is a thing of beauty. Well done, submitter.

*applauds*

I guess I have to be the stick in the mud today.

As much as we hate SPAM, there is nothing funny about prison rape. It's cruel and unusual, and is a symptom of a society that wrongly treats prison as a sick revenge fantasy rather than as a place for rehabilitation. The fact that we just shrug our shoulders and say, "Hey, that's what HAPPENS in prison--no matter what crime they committed, they deserve to live with one or more STDs for the rest of their lives!" or worse, laugh at it, shows just how far civilization come in the past few centuries.

Best headline of the year. Period. I'll be giggling all day.

/didn't read the article
//hope the headline is true

i lol'd.

nice subby.

stiletto_the_wise: I guess I have to be the stick in the mud today.

As much as we hate SPAM, there is nothing funny about prison rape. It's cruel and unusual, and is a symptom of a society that wrongly treats prison as a sick revenge fantasy rather than as a place for rehabilitation. The fact that we just shrug our shoulders and say, "Hey, that's what HAPPENS in prison--no matter what crime they committed, they deserve to live with one or more STDs for the rest of their lives!" or worse, laugh at it, shows just how far civilization come in the past few centuries.

Heh, you said rape.

But in all seriousness, you said rape!

"Spam King"?

When did Sanford Wallace get overthrown?

stiletto_the_wise: I guess I have to be the stick in the mud today.

As much as we hate SPAM, there is nothing funny about prison rape. It's cruel and unusual, and is a symptom of a society that wrongly treats prison as a sick revenge fantasy rather than as a place for rehabilitation. The fact that we just shrug our shoulders and say, "Hey, that's what HAPPENS in prison--no matter what crime they committed, they deserve to live with one or more STDs for the rest of their lives!" or worse, laugh at it, shows just how far civilization come in the past few centuries.

I'm glad you said it first, because now I don't have to.

From what I've been told by people who've both been inside and worked inside, prison rape is extremely uncommon, at least, as compared to consensual sex and/or prostitution. Most inmates are probably loath to admit that their prison sex actually was consensual. Rape is generally, from what I've heard, not much bigger a problem behind bars than it is outside of them. The prison rape fantasy is generally just that- a fantasy perpetuated by both prisoners who have to come up with a reason to explain why they're known to have had a 'boyfriend' on the inside or why they picked up an STD, and by people on the outside who don't think prison is harsh enough.

stiletto_the_wise: I guess I have to be the stick in the mud today.

As much as we hate SPAM, there is nothing funny about prison rape. It's cruel and unusual, and is a symptom of a society that wrongly treats prison as a sick revenge fantasy rather than as a place for rehabilitation. The fact that we just shrug our shoulders and say, "Hey, that's what HAPPENS in prison--no matter what crime they committed, they deserve to live with one or more STDs for the rest of their lives!" or worse, laugh at it, shows just how far civilization come in the past few centuries.

whoa, lighten up Francis

Bravo to subby!