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(Yahoo) Interesting "Spam King" sentenced to 47 months of having his inbox filled with unsolicited male   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 178
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wejash [TotalFark] 2008-07-23 01:42:18 AM  
Headline is full of win today.

So is that prison sentence.

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-07-23 01:44:28 AM  
+1

too bad about the red.

 
MacG [TotalFark] 2008-07-23 03:07:05 AM  
Goddamn, but that's good, subby. Here's another plus one for the green.

 
DrowningLessons 2008-07-23 05:13:19 AM  
Adding my vote to the list. Almost missed it, subby, I was two articles away before I had to come back up to check.

It's like a comedy landmine.

 
And-1 2008-07-23 05:27:25 AM  
Awesome headline, +1

 
NetKrouse 2008-07-23 05:32:56 AM  
Awesome awesome AWESOME headline. +1

 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat [TotalFark] 2008-07-23 06:15:55 AM  
I suppose technically it's his outbox, but +1 anyway.

 
ElPresidente [TotalFark] 2008-07-23 06:30:06 AM  
Should have been "unsolicited male junk", but a well deserved +1 and a

homepage.ntlworld.com

as well.

 
clancifer [TotalFark] 2008-07-23 06:50:30 AM  
Damn good on many levels.

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2008-07-23 07:20:35 AM  
From TFA: he was earning as much as US$700,000 a month from his activities

This, my friends, is why you shouldn't ever get your grandparents on the Internet. Just mail them pictures.

 
Joe Moneybags McBigCock 2008-07-23 07:29:31 AM  
Way to start the day
+1

 
labman [TotalFark] 2008-07-23 07:44:10 AM  
We can only hope...

 
Archie Goodwin [TotalFark] 2008-07-23 07:53:24 AM  
Spam King soon to become Queen.

 
whodigsben 2008-07-23 08:23:56 AM  
No SPIFFY tag?

 
greighwolf 2008-07-23 08:24:20 AM  
♫ Spam spam spam spam spam spam SPAMITY SPAAAAAM THE WONDERFUL SPAAAAAAM! ♪

farm4.static.flickr.com

 
Krantzstone 2008-07-23 08:24:33 AM  
*golf clap*

Well played!

+1

 
skinnymissE 2008-07-23 08:26:49 AM  
haha "box" filled with "male"

at first i thought the spam king was a girl. my bad.

 
MattyBlast [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-23 08:26:52 AM  
Where are they going to send him...West Africa or Nigeria?

 
Kornstalx 2008-07-23 08:27:58 AM  
/applauds
//got nothin'

 
Gigglecream 2008-07-23 08:29:50 AM  
What a great way to start the day. Nice one, subby.

 
Joce678 2008-07-23 08:29:57 AM  
Insert quip about "enlargement pills" here...

 
Fritriac 2008-07-23 08:30:14 AM  
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat

I came here to say exactly this.

 
jaydawg53 2008-07-23 08:30:19 AM  
Thank you subby.

+1.

 
strife 2008-07-23 08:30:35 AM  
ew... heh heh...

 
ejwsod36 2008-07-23 08:31:11 AM  
MattyBlast: Where are they going to send him...West Africa or Nigeria?

This post gets a dumbass tag.... Nigeria is in West Africa.

+1 subby.

 
dennysgod 2008-07-23 08:31:35 AM  
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I suppose technically it's his outbox, but +1 anyway.

THIS

 
fgraziano 2008-07-23 08:31:36 AM  
""Spam King" sentenced to 47 months of having his inbox filled with unsolicited male"

"Spam King" sentenced to 47 months of having his outbox filled with unsolicted male.

There ya go...

 
Bills Cat 2008-07-23 08:32:04 AM  
Not a tear shed for the Spam King. Hurray! Yeehaw! Way to go!
Now if this was only an international effort, maybe I'd stop getting six emails a day from an outfit in the Philippines, ahem...

 
Ed Finnerty 2008-07-23 08:32:14 AM  
Great headline! Nice jerb, subby!

 
st1cky 2008-07-23 08:34:19 AM  
www.buddytv.com

Approves.

 
Empty Signal Gray 2008-07-23 08:35:07 AM  
www.editors.2space.net

 
Hair of the Dog 2008-07-23 08:36:35 AM  
Now if they would just throw away the key...

 
mequickwantslow 2008-07-23 08:37:14 AM  
A+++++++ GREAT SUBMITTER WOULD READ AGAIN A++++++++++++

 
jaymanchu 2008-07-23 08:37:15 AM  
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I suppose technically it's his outbox, but +1 anyway.

I'm sure his "inbox" will get filled as well as his "outbox"!

 
fgraziano 2008-07-23 08:37:39 AM  
The only thing that could make this better is if his cell-mate is the "Plow King".

www.niubniubsuniverse.com

/obscure?

 
wrek 2008-07-23 08:38:50 AM  
Bravo! +1 Would read again! AA+++

 
Captain_Dammit 2008-07-23 08:42:12 AM  
Great headline. Bout peed myself this morning.

grraziano
It might be his inbox if he's gay or bi....

/The more you know..........................

 
JDJD 2008-07-23 08:43:03 AM  
It's been said and will be said a couple of hundred times after me...well done. Great headline. Is there any way we can vote on best headlines ever on Fark? Fun all around.....

 
Xerxes99 [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-23 08:43:08 AM  
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I suppose technically it's his outbox, but +1 anyway.

/after 47 months... it will be his 'inbox'

 
Cordwainer Deathbird 2008-07-23 08:44:06 AM  
Oh, that is a thing of beauty. Well done, submitter.

*applauds*

 
stiletto_the_wise 2008-07-23 08:47:30 AM  
I guess I have to be the stick in the mud today.

As much as we hate SPAM, there is nothing funny about prison rape. It's cruel and unusual, and is a symptom of a society that wrongly treats prison as a sick revenge fantasy rather than as a place for rehabilitation. The fact that we just shrug our shoulders and say, "Hey, that's what HAPPENS in prison--no matter what crime they committed, they deserve to live with one or more STDs for the rest of their lives!" or worse, laugh at it, shows just how far civilization come in the past few centuries.

 
andrewe 2008-07-23 08:51:23 AM  
Best headline of the year. Period. I'll be giggling all day.

/didn't read the article
//hope the headline is true

 
vegasj 2008-07-23 08:52:52 AM  
i lol'd.

nice subby.

 
TKovacs2 2008-07-23 08:54:18 AM  
stiletto_the_wise: I guess I have to be the stick in the mud today.

As much as we hate SPAM, there is nothing funny about prison rape. It's cruel and unusual, and is a symptom of a society that wrongly treats prison as a sick revenge fantasy rather than as a place for rehabilitation. The fact that we just shrug our shoulders and say, "Hey, that's what HAPPENS in prison--no matter what crime they committed, they deserve to live with one or more STDs for the rest of their lives!" or worse, laugh at it, shows just how far civilization come in the past few centuries.


Heh, you said rape.

But in all seriousness, you said rape!

 
GrumpyOldFool 2008-07-23 08:54:27 AM  
"Spam King"?

When did Sanford Wallace get overthrown?

 
Ed Finnerty 2008-07-23 08:54:28 AM  
stiletto_the_wise:

www.dtdstudios.com

 
PirateKing 2008-07-23 08:55:09 AM  
stiletto_the_wise: I guess I have to be the stick in the mud today.

As much as we hate SPAM, there is nothing funny about prison rape. It's cruel and unusual, and is a symptom of a society that wrongly treats prison as a sick revenge fantasy rather than as a place for rehabilitation. The fact that we just shrug our shoulders and say, "Hey, that's what HAPPENS in prison--no matter what crime they committed, they deserve to live with one or more STDs for the rest of their lives!" or worse, laugh at it, shows just how far civilization come in the past few centuries.


I'm glad you said it first, because now I don't have to.

 
xcherrybonezx 2008-07-23 08:55:26 AM  
From what I've been told by people who've both been inside and worked inside, prison rape is extremely uncommon, at least, as compared to consensual sex and/or prostitution. Most inmates are probably loath to admit that their prison sex actually was consensual. Rape is generally, from what I've heard, not much bigger a problem behind bars than it is outside of them. The prison rape fantasy is generally just that- a fantasy perpetuated by both prisoners who have to come up with a reason to explain why they're known to have had a 'boyfriend' on the inside or why they picked up an STD, and by people on the outside who don't think prison is harsh enough.

 
vegasj 2008-07-23 08:56:09 AM  
stiletto_the_wise: I guess I have to be the stick in the mud today.

As much as we hate SPAM, there is nothing funny about prison rape. It's cruel and unusual, and is a symptom of a society that wrongly treats prison as a sick revenge fantasy rather than as a place for rehabilitation. The fact that we just shrug our shoulders and say, "Hey, that's what HAPPENS in prison--no matter what crime they committed, they deserve to live with one or more STDs for the rest of their lives!" or worse, laugh at it, shows just how far civilization come in the past few centuries.


whoa, lighten up Francis


 
Dr_Gats 2008-07-23 08:57:03 AM  
Bravo to subby!

 
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