That's funny. From the headline, I assumed it was Moby who took the sleeping pills.

It's what Moby deserves.

Good thing she didn't like his pants.

Maybe she just had the toots. Or she wanted to fart on Moby. I'd fart on Moby. He's annoying.

Damn, I'm gonna take me an Ambien and drop a muglog on Moby if I ever have to fly with him.

PlaidGirl: I'd fart on Moby.

I'd fart on Moby. I fart on everybody in airplanes. I just make sure to walk behind a teenager.

Well, if there is anyone that I'd take medical advice from, it's Moby. He and Tom Cruise should start a practice.

Don't take Ambien, take Lunesta. Then you get a pretty green moth that will be your spirit guide on your wondrous, dopey journey.

I was on Amtrak overnight once. Some girl sleeping across from me had a nightmare and started thrashing about and yelling about how "black scum and death were everywhere". Scared the hell out of those of us who were still awake. She didn't remember a thing when she woke up.

The first time I saw Moby on TV I thought, "Dude. I'd sure like to steal that guy's eyewear and let loose a rectal blast on his face."

I'd fart on Moby, but girls don't fart.

it's a shame

if you take lunesta you can taste moby's farts in your mouth in the morning. atleast ambien makes you trip the fark out

FunkOut: Don't take Ambien, take Lunesta. Then you get a pretty green moth that will be your spirit guide on your wondrous, dopey journey.

Eat some Peyote and listen to Moby.

Temazepam for the win! Also, I'd give Moby one of these:

FunkOut: Some girl sleeping across from me had a nightmare and started thrashing about and yelling about how "black scum and death were everywhere". Scared the hell out of those of us who were still awake. She didn't remember a thing when she woke up.

I do that shait all the time. REALLY sucks when you fall asleep on the couch babysitting. Little kids tend to react badly when grown-ups start screaming. :o(

DWitchiewoman: but girls don't fart.

That's my wife's claim as well. She says angels come and take the gas away.

/damn baby, that's some smelly ass angels you got there!!

HERO tag for the alleged farter

approuves

Seems to me he's pretty lucky no one lit his balls on fire.

"When she woke up later I could tell that she had absolutely no recollection of waking up and taking my glasses and farting loudly.

That's what she wants you to think.

Ambien amnesia is real, unfortunately. I had to sleep sitting up with my arm in a sling for six weeks after surgery, which is a biatch to do. I started taking Ambien because otherwise I was up most of the night. Some highlights of my adventures:

1. Watched an entire movie that I cannot remember but evidently really liked.
2. Emailed a hot friend of mine to ask for naked pictures (my wife was less than amused- hot friend was nuts so I got some BIE).
3. Ambien dialed a number of people. It's like drunk dialing, except instead of slurring how much you love everyone, you (apparently) coherently discuss the large packs of feral dogs roaming the neighborhood and eating your tomatoes.
4. Decided to build a birdhouse....at 4am. Running a jig saw with one arm while your brain is disconnected is not a good idea.

calm like a bomb: Emailed a hot friend of mine to ask for naked pictures (my wife was less than amused- hot friend was nuts so I got some BIE)

WIN

calm like a bomb: 2. Emailed a hot friend of mine to ask for naked pictures (my wife was less than amused- hot friend was nuts so I got some BIE).

pics or it didnt happen

Last week I did some drinking at friends birthday, got home late so needed one my sedatives that worked quick so I took an ambien. I turned on a movie and was listening in surround sound.
I don't have surround sound speakers...
I can't even look at alcohol and take ambien without tripping, god damn.

/err don't mix alcohol with ambien though kids, you might end up in another county with a toy car up your butt
//not that theres anything wrong with that

Zabriana_Maloletka: calm like a bomb: 2. Emailed a hot friend of mine to ask for naked pictures (my wife was less than amused- hot friend was nuts so I got some BIE).

pics or it didnt happen

You obviously don't know the rules of BIE. I do.