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(Mollygood) Amusing Diddy gets deep on YouTube: "You know, I'm running and all of a sudden I hear myself running, I look down and I'm actually running with 10 fingers and 10 toes. And I can see. You know? That right there is a miracle"   (mollygood.com) divider line 48
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You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_color [TotalFark] 2008-07-22 02:49:21 AM  
OK let's use his "logic" and play a game:

"You know, I'm farting and all of a sudden I hear myself farting, I look down and I'm actually farting with with 2 butt cheeks and 1 anus. And I can see. You know? That right there is a miracle"

Yay religion.

 
El Freak [TotalFark] 2008-07-22 03:27:49 AM  
Why is this tard famous?

 
Naman [TotalFark] 2008-07-22 05:31:03 AM  
I'm usually one of the first people to snark where the opportunity arises, but I think he was just being earnest, and he felt something cathartic, and felt like sharing. I hope all those bagging on him for it are just considering the deeper meaning obvious, because it's sad if they don't. There's nothing religious about it. As a bitter, jaded atheist, I still know what it feels like to become aware of the fact that you're taking things for granted, and realize how amazingly brilliant they are when you realize it's there, against all odds, and you're getting to experience it.

 
zenarche 2008-07-22 06:38:52 AM  
Yeah, he pretty much has the eloquence of a turdfarmer, which doesn't help his cause, but it sounded like he had one of those in-touch-with-yourself transcendent moments of higher awareness of his self and the present.

It would be nice if he could actually communicate that, though. Edukashun is far winnars!

 
Suitable Moniker 2008-07-22 07:41:24 AM  
Someone get Diddy away from the endorphins.

Some people shouldn't be allowed to get high, no matter what. Not every revelation is important, such as "No matter how much you dislike pickles, it is, after all, the only thing you can do with cucumbers."

/Oon yelliman

 
stebain 2008-07-22 08:13:39 AM  
I can't stand the dude and I think he's a flacking poseur.

However, his expressions and, although unable to properly relate his thought, attempts to look inside to get the right words lead me to believe that he was being legit. Kudos to him on whatever the heck epiphany he had. Hope it leads him to make something decent and stop being so damned narcissistic.

 
Abdullah The Destroyer 2008-07-22 08:35:13 AM  
yeah, i wouldn't piss in his mouth if his teeth were on fire, but i actually do understand what he was trying to say. for once.

 
aszure 2008-07-22 08:59:56 AM  
numb digger

 
FreeLoveFreeway 2008-07-22 09:19:46 AM  
You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_color: OK let's use his "logic" and play a game:

"You know, I'm farting and all of a sudden I hear myself farting, I look down and I'm actually farting with with 2 butt cheeks and 1 anus. And I can see. You know? That right there is a miracle"

Yay religion.


Yay giving up and going for a simple explanation.

 
stupidfarkingdighead 2008-07-22 09:22:53 AM  
that is pretty deep stuff. I am not sure if I got him right but I will try that running thing right now...must be the absolute high

 
absoluteparanoia 2008-07-22 09:35:06 AM  
aszure: numb digger

i37.tinypic.com

 
Lou Stoolz 2008-07-22 10:03:30 AM  
farm1.static.flickr.com

 
emptykay 2008-07-22 10:55:07 AM  
breeeeaassst miiiillllk
you made my DAAAAaaaaayyyy

 
februarymakeup [TotalFark] 2008-07-22 11:07:40 AM  
aszure: numb digger

Oh hey there! I hope you die a violent death!

Because, you know, the best way to fight earnest people being less articulate than you'd like them to is racial slurs. Now I see the light.

My god you're an idiot, and, seriously? I hope you die a violent death.

I mean that. From the bottom of my heart.

 
Ed Finnerty 2008-07-22 11:32:50 AM  
Didn't watch the video but I was reading my Burger King cup yesterday and noticed Sean Combs AKA Puff Daddy AKA P Diddy AKA Diddy designed it.

Why?

 
Compulsive Liar 1986 2008-07-22 11:52:59 AM  
it would be a miracle, and a blessing, if we never heard from this man again.

 
kneubra 2008-07-22 12:38:18 PM  
I heard an interview with a lady who described something similar.

It turns out she was having a stroke and part of her brain had quit working.

 
mpv81 2008-07-22 12:48:47 PM  
kneubra: I heard an interview with a lady who described something similar.

It turns out she was having a stroke and part of her brain had quit working.


I heard that same interview on NPR. Fascinating stuff. Kinda made me sad (and more certain of my agnosticism) to hear such a logical reasoning for the "spiritual" experience.

 
permaculture 2008-07-22 01:03:15 PM  
kneubra: It turns out she was having a stroke and part of her brain had quit working.

I'm smoking some NYC Diesel right now that has a remarkably similar effect.

 
FormlessOne 2008-07-22 01:05:15 PM  
El Freak: Why is this tard famous?

Because somebody manufactured his career and enough folks paid money to see/hear them. Might as well ask "Why is Britney Spears famous?" or "Why was Dolph Lundgren famous?"

 
awfulperson [TotalFark] 2008-07-22 01:15:48 PM  
Abdullah The Destroyer: yeah, i wouldn't piss in his mouth if his teeth were on fire...


OMG, I have to memorize that and use it in conversation. Did you just think that up, or is it yet another expression I've never heard that's been around for eons?

 
FormlessOne 2008-07-22 01:18:44 PM  
awfulperson: Abdullah The Destroyer: yeah, i wouldn't piss in his mouth if his teeth were on fire...


OMG, I have to memorize that and use it in conversation. Did you just think that up, or is it yet another expression I've never heard that's been around for eons?


Been around for eons, and especially appropriate for D. Piddy Dang Puff Daddy Doofus.

 
Patterson 2008-07-22 01:20:15 PM  
FormlessOne: El Freak: Why is this tard famous?

Because somebody manufactured his career and enough folks paid money to see/hear them. Might as well ask "Why is Britney Spears famous?" or "Why was Dolph Lundgren famous?"


No, it's because he danced around Biggie and talked about having a ton of cash. Which he made off Big.

He's a professional leetch. One of the best mind you.

 
Guysmiley 2008-07-22 01:40:33 PM  
Patterson: FormlessOne: El Freak: Why is this tard famous?

Because somebody manufactured his career and enough folks paid money to see/hear them. Might as well ask "Why is Britney Spears famous?" or "Why was Dolph Lundgren famous?"

No, it's because he danced around Biggie and talked about having a ton of cash. Which he made off Big.

He's a professional leetch. One of the best mind you.


What are you TALKING about? This is the man who re-designed Burger King's SODA CUPS! He's obviously a genius.

 
TotalBastage 2008-07-22 01:42:36 PM  
What a bag of twats

A twatbag.

 
wffsoccer 2008-07-22 01:53:42 PM  
images.southparkstudios.com

 
kungfu jesus with a side of lime 2008-07-22 01:55:02 PM  
i think this thread reaks of jealousy. It is sad that so many hide behind masks of anger and ignorence when what you really feelings is jealousy. Give him the respect he deserves. It isn't everyday that someone can redefine a gnere of music, and take the industry to hights it has never seen.

 
Monkeypillow 2008-07-22 03:32:17 PM  
kungfu jesus with a side of lime: i think this thread reaks of jealousy. It is sad that so many hide behind masks of anger and ignorence when what you really feelings is jealousy. Give him the respect he deserves. It isn't everyday that someone can redefine a gnere of music, and take the industry to hights it has never seen.

4/10

 
Hack of all trades 2008-07-22 03:49:57 PM  
kungfu jesus with a side of lime: i think this thread reaks of jealousy. It is sad that so many hide behind masks of anger and ignorence when what you really feelings is jealousy. Give him the respect he deserves. It isn't everyday that someone can redefine a gnere of music, and take the industry to hights it has never seen.


Do you mean Biggie or Tupac? Because you surely cannot mean Diddy.

 
greatmoose 2008-07-22 04:11:36 PM  
My hovercraft is full of eels?

/Makes as much sense as "Diddy"

 
aszure 2008-07-22 04:35:39 PM  
februarymakeup: aszure: numb digger

Oh hey there! I hope you die a violent death!

Because, you know, the best way to fight earnest people being less articulate than you'd like them to is racial slurs. Now I see the light.

My god you're an idiot, and, seriously? I hope you die a violent death.

I mean that. From the bottom of my heart.


Feel better?

 
februarymakeup [TotalFark] 2008-07-22 04:45:04 PM  
aszure: februarymakeup: aszure: numb digger

Oh hey there! I hope you die a violent death!

Because, you know, the best way to fight earnest people being less articulate than you'd like them to is racial slurs. Now I see the light.

My god you're an idiot, and, seriously? I hope you die a violent death.

I mean that. From the bottom of my heart.

Feel better?


Eh. I was hoping for an argument on acceptable use. I didn't get one. I feel a bit better. I do wonder WHY that's acceptable, you know? I'd feel even better if just one person would come on here and explain to me why EVERY SINGLE PERSON feels that they are perfectly entitled to call any black person the same extremely derogatory term, whether or not the use the actual word itself.

Seriously. I just want one valid explanation. Just one.

 
DashFieldpaint [TotalFark] 2008-07-22 05:13:44 PM  
you know?

 
CubanVolta 2008-07-22 05:25:08 PM  
februarymakeup
Seriously. I just want one valid explanation. Just one.

i hate everyone equally. cubans a little more.

 
Arthur the Sandwich Maker 2008-07-22 05:59:22 PM  
CubanVolta: i hate everyone equally. cubans a little more.

And the Dutch.

 
Gunny Highway 2008-07-22 06:22:14 PM  
You know.

I went to high school with a kid who does this same exact thing. I find it to be wicked funny. Why would someone tell you about their workout? But it wasnt for me I guess.

 
Mtop18 2008-07-22 08:00:16 PM  
Arthur the Sandwich Maker: CubanVolta: i hate everyone equally. cubans a little more.

And the Dutch.


The Belgians. Absolutely the Belgians.

 
thrgd456 2008-07-22 09:04:23 PM  
how many times did he say "umm"?

 
Bacontastesgood 2008-07-22 10:45:45 PM  
He had never been self-aware before? I mean, what he's talking about isn't even at the meditative level. Should we clap and give him a gold star? How old is he?

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2008-07-22 11:08:02 PM  
Mtop18: Arthur the Sandwich Maker: CubanVolta: i hate everyone equally. cubans a little more.

And the Dutch.

The Belgians. Absolutely the Belgians.


I abhor the Lichtensteinians. Mostly because that's really hard to say.

 
minkyboodle 2008-07-23 12:00:18 AM  
thrgd456: how many times did he say "umm"?

About the same number of time Obama does when he's off his teleprompter.

 
EL_FABREZ 2008-07-23 12:31:18 AM  
kungfu jesus with a side of lime: i think this thread reaks of jealousy. It is sad that so many hide behind masks of anger and ignorence when what you really feelings is jealousy. Give him the respect he deserves. It isn't everyday that someone can redefine a gnere of music, and take the industry to hights it has never seen.


I really don't appreciate sampling good music and then pissing all over it. Advocating drug use, violence, and misogyny, to people who don't know how to do any of those three things properly, just to make a buck is not right.

 
Burping Bacon Bits 2008-07-23 01:57:55 AM  
I really wanted to bash what I expected to be a dumb, shallow video from an overrated, undertalented "artist".

I have to say it was a good reminder (to him and everyone) and good to see that he has the ability to peel away the layers and feel grateful for what most of us take for granted.

 
Tophersky 2008-07-23 07:11:40 AM  
I can't imagine what mountains and hurdles "Diddy" has to climb.

 
Zombie Hitler 2008-07-23 11:36:11 AM  
wffsoccer

So goddamn sick of that picture.

 
Rose Red 2008-07-23 02:47:25 PM  
februarymakeup: aszure: februarymakeup: aszure: numb digger

Oh hey there! I hope you die a violent death!

Because, you know, the best way to fight earnest people being less articulate than you'd like them to is racial slurs. Now I see the light.

My god you're an idiot, and, seriously? I hope you die a violent death.

I mean that. From the bottom of my heart.

Feel better?

Eh. I was hoping for an argument on acceptable use. I didn't get one. I feel a bit better. I do wonder WHY that's acceptable, you know? I'd feel even better if just one person would come on here and explain to me why EVERY SINGLE PERSON feels that they are perfectly entitled to call any black person the same extremely derogatory term, whether or not the use the actual word itself.

Seriously. I just want one valid explanation. Just one.


I beg to differ with "every single person." 3/10

 
aszure 2008-07-23 05:10:40 PM  
februarymakeup: aszure: februarymakeup: aszure: numb digger

Oh hey there! I hope you die a violent death!

Because, you know, the best way to fight earnest people being less articulate than you'd like them to is racial slurs. Now I see the light.

My god you're an idiot, and, seriously? I hope you die a violent death.

I mean that. From the bottom of my heart.

Feel better?

Eh. I was hoping for an argument on acceptable use. I didn't get one. I feel a bit better. I do wonder WHY that's acceptable, you know? I'd feel even better if just one person would come on here and explain to me why EVERY SINGLE PERSON feels that they are perfectly entitled to call any black person the same extremely derogatory term, whether or not the use the actual word itself.

Seriously. I just want one valid explanation. Just one.


To get a rise out of self-righteous douche bags like you.

 
cureheis 2008-07-23 09:36:09 PM  
was he running or something.....
oh yeah, he was practicing the usual black dude on cops impression.

 
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