Never heard of "Chasing Pavements." Never heard of Adele. Always down for a good bum-lick.

That's one fat greasy cow wrapped in alpaca wool. I'll guarantee she'd go ass to mouth to get any.

/insert fat chicks give good head pic here

The things you learn on Fark.com.

Adele was left red-faced when she discovered the title of her hit single Chasing Pavements has a crude meaning in the States. 'That's disgusting! The song's not about that at all! It's so annoying.'

Sheesh, lady, I don't go to the U.K. and criticize your hobbies.

Clicked link and saw one of the sand people, I must leave thread because they will be back and in greater numbers.

Insists it's really just about cutting your hair:

It has a pretty cool video, whatever it's about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBmwdlBFs1s (not a rick roll) (pops)

Mmmmmm tossed salad. Nom nom nom.

I always thought she was saying "Chasing Penguins"...

Looks like someone added that to Urban Dictionary after this song came out. I don't think it really means that.

Is this another one of those smutty sexual phrases describing something that has never actually been performed and that gets repeated by morning DJs and teenage virgins? Please stop.

farbekrieg: Clicked link and saw one of the sand people, I must leave thread because they will be back and in greater numbers.

Yeah, but you'll get really rich harmonies.

duckpoopy: Is this another one of those smutty sexual phrases describing something that has never actually been performed and that gets repeated by morning DJs and teenage virgins? Please stop.

Smutty? Don't get out much then. Yes, it does happen. Most things happen, at least once, somewhere.

"Don't want a city-tongue in my mouth afterwards"

Approves.

Just wait till she tries to market her #2 single "The Song of the Rusty Trombones"

Ahh...I know it as the Des Moines Combover.



Chasing Pavement, wtf??

Andrew Dice Clay will be disappointed to hear that news.

Right. And Rachel Stevens' "I Said Never Again (But Here We Are)" is TOTALLY not about anal sex.

Well this is just great. Now I want a tongue up me bum.

Oooo...she's a chunker.

In time every english word and phrase will have an alternate, sexually-linked definition on Urban Dictionary.

duckpoopy: Is this another one of those smutty sexual phrases describing something that has never actually been performed and that gets repeated by morning DJs and teenage virgins? Please stop.

My wife and I do it ALL the time, actually.

/to each other even!

It doesn't even make sense. Not remotely. I think Fark got Punk'd.

lelio: Just wait till she tries to market her #2 single "The Song of the Rusty Trombones"

Winnings you make them!

FeedTheCollapse: Insists it's really just about cutting your hair:

And that's a pretty nice haircut.

I'd let her stick her tongue in my bum hole.

I almost tried it but damn if my knowledge of E-Coli didn't leap to the forefront!!

I guess ignorance really is bliss.

daneurysm: FeedTheCollapse: Insists it's really just about cutting your hair:

And that's a pretty nice haircut.

Korea! Career!

/wtf is an Adele?

From the UD:

cut hair
"To cut hair" is slang for "to smoke marijuana". The phrase is thought to stem from the practice of shaving one's head in order to pass a hair follicle drug test, though it may possibly be related to alleged hair loss from heavy marijuana use. Also in use, though less common are extrapolations such as "sheared".
1: Hey man, did you get the weed?
2: Yeah, let's go cut hair.

The headline had me so confused. I thought someone named Adele (who I have never heard of) was running behind Stephen Malkmus trying to tell him that her song was not about tossing salad.

submitter: "Chasing Pavements" singer Adele says her song is absolutely not about having a tongue up your bum

I'm disappointed.

Someone needs to write that song.

SU: In time every english word and phrase will have an alternate, sexually-linked definition on Urban Dictionary.

potty-mouth!

Mr. Robo-Pants:
I almost tried it but damn if my knowledge of E-Coli didn't leap to the forefront!!

I guess ignorance really is bliss.

Dude... a dental dam. Or cling wrap if you're desperate. It's... breathtaking.

Urban Dictionary has so many bogus entries for inside jokes known only to three people that it is completely useless. I know that's obvious to everyone on Fark, just surprised a 20-yo bushpig singer had no idea.

/bushpig is exactly what it sounds like.
//Potamochoerus larvatus ftw.

Touching Cloth! (new window)

Raccoon Dog: I'm disappointed.

Someone needs to write that song.

here you go

What ever happened to just calling it a rimjob?

So you write a song, then put up a bogus urbandictionary entry, then claim you're embarrassed about it. free publicity.

Why didn't I think of that?

Balloon knot!

These guys wrote a lot of songs about stuff like that!

FTA "'There's this thing called Urban Dictionary and apparently "chasing pavements" means going out trying to find someone to stick your tongue up their bum,'"

Since when?
Sounds like shes trying to stir up interest in her record.

duckpoopy: Is this another one of those smutty sexual phrases describing something that has never actually been performed and that gets repeated by morning DJs and teenage virgins? Please stop.

Oh it's been performed, I've just never heard it called by that name.

/that's what we call Wednesday night

My band 'Pasadena Mudslide' will be opening for them across the coontry. Come check us out.

That was almost as good as "Paul is dead".