I've opened an airplane door in mid-flight while naked, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

_{/it was tradition to do a naked skydive for your 100th jump at the DZ i was going to at the time}

Gross.

Nothing like a soccer team tackling you.

At first I thought "Awesome!" Then I RTFA, and realized it was a guy, and was disappointed.

FTFA: He then tried to open an emergency exit door before being subdued by other passengers, specifically the members (no pun intended) of a professional soccer team.

What's ironic about being tackled by soccer players?

/Oh. Members. Just got it.
//Posting this anyway.

AntiNorm: I've opened an airplane door in mid-flight while naked, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

/it was tradition to do a naked skydive for your 100th jump at the DZ i was going to at the time

How was the breeze?

gbrudy16: Nothing like a soccer team tackling you.

Did they eat him afterwards?

/Alive

Funny. The same thing happened last week. Oh, wait. This was last week.

757 cabin doors are "plug" doors, ie. they are larger than the opening. When in flight and pressurized, it is impossible to open them. So,... no need to be all aghast at the peril, etc. I still say, lay a beatin' on the guy, don't get me wrong...

If it was the Italian soccer team, they would have tried to attack, but then fallen to the ground with a fake injury.

AntiNorm: I've opened an airplane door in mid-flight while naked, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

/it was tradition to do a naked skydive for your 100th jump at the DZ i was going to at the time

I'm thinking penile whiplash.

Hello?

Hi, my name is Three farkin DAYS AGO. Is this (insert name here)?

yaeh, uh, (insert repetitive, lame, uninteresting headline here).

/rsrlsy:?

jesus.

DIGITALgimpus: AntiNorm: I've opened an airplane door in mid-flight while naked, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

/it was tradition to do a naked skydive for your 100th jump at the DZ i was going to at the time

I'm thinking penile whiplash.

I imagine they made sure they got him good and erect pre-jump, too!

Maybe he was just trying to take being "Skyclad" to the next level......

The Aristocrats!

AntiNorm: tradition to do a naked skydive for your 100th jump

i heard that they don't let blind women do that.

because the whistling drives the dog crazy.

Missed the words: "Alcohol may have been involved."

I wish that chick in the very first episode of 24 had stripped down before blowing the hatch.

The Aristocrats?

Big ol fat hairy repeat.

/oblig
/hawt linkage 2

My girlfriend went to high school with this guy. She said she used to have a crush on him. Of coarse he had no mental health issues then.

/small world

Whatta one trick pony. He cums his fame spunk doing this? It was just so passe. Who hasn't done something akin?

skinink: If it was the Italian soccer team, they would have tried to attack, but then fallen to the ground with a fake injury.

That's a WIN right there...

Wait, what's with the SWAT guys in the photo? Please don't tell me they thought that was an appropriate response for a crazy dude who was already tied up in a plane that was on the ground?

I do this all the time! The stewardesses always stop me for some odd reason...

Now, hold on a damned minute. I really did submit this with a better headline. Who voted against it, huh?!!?? Out yourselves!

Pics or it didn't...

yeesh.


/nevermind.

Go back!! Go back!! It was a farking guy. Nothing to see here.


ThisThreadIsPerfectlyFineWithoutPics

Jarrell86: Pics or it didn't...

yeesh.


/nevermind.

Dammit. Beat me to it.

How come it's always some crazy guy striping naked doing wierd things? Why can't it be some hot lady striping naked doing cool things? What a cruel world.

lilbjorn: Funny. The same thing happened last week. Oh, wait. This was last week.

Sploodin saturcats, this is the third last week green light today!

It's like a Van Halen reunion in the mods hot box this weekend...

adamgeld: How come it's always some crazy guy striping naked doing wierd things? Why can't it be some hot lady striping naked doing cool things? What a cruel world.

They'd probably be raped to death before they got to do any cool things.

seminole87: Wait ... I was told it was impossible to open the door in mid-flight ...

And you were told correctly.

As previously alluded to in here...you CANNOT open the door on a pressurized commercial aircraft in flight. Period.

You could play with those handles all trip, and aside from setting off a few alarms in the cockpit, it will have NO effect on the plane at all.

Farkin' media has been all over this as if it was some sort of averted disaster. God I hate sensationalism, especially when it's completely ignorant of the facts.

/But still, a beatdown was in order.

OK, my lame attempt at late night humor:

Soccer players are used to chasing fast moving balls.

Soccer players are not afraid of balls.

Grabbing balls is not something that soccer players do unless...

At least they stopped his goal.

That's all.

Did he have a wind-sock thing going on?

what the hell is this? repeat week again? yeesh

got beat to 'the aristocrats!' twice.. damn

Gumpokc: what the hell is this? repeat week again? yeesh

Would your comment be a repeat if another Farker had already made the same comment?

/Rhubarb is delicious

Let's say your emergency exit is 2 1/2 feet tall and 1 1/2 feet wide.

54 x 18 x 20 lbs/sq in pressure differential

= 19440 lbs.

Yup. Easy to open that door.

Everyone's in peril.

Howcome this stuff never happens on planes that I'M flying on? I've been flying for 40 years or more and have NEVER seen anything remotely interesting on any flight.

Honestly. If I'd been working for the LAPD in 1992, the riots would never have happened.

Is this a new trend or part of some reality t.v. game show yet to come out or something?

Gyrfalcon: Howcome this stuff never happens on planes that I'M flying on? I've been flying for 40 years or more and have NEVER seen anything remotely interesting on any flight.

Honestly. If I'd been working for the LAPD in 1992, the riots would never have happened.

There is going to be a crazy incident every now and then, but the majority of us just try to go about our business without incident. Plus, most people on the verge of a breakdown do so in the privacy of their own homes or neighborhood.

I wish that you had been with the LAPD in '92, but I am satisfied that you have been able to prevent any additional riots since you joined the force.

Ever notice how nekkid sounds nastier than naked?

Sunsawed:
Your math is flawed...


sunsawed: Let's say your emergency exit is 2 1/2 feet tall and 1 1/2 feet wide.

54 x 18 x 20 lbs/sq in pressure differential

= 19440 lbs.

Yup. Easy to open that door.

Everyone's in peril.


2 and 1/2 feet is not 54 inches. It is 30. That would make the total in your calculation to be 10,800.

But who the fark gives a shiat?


/not me...

dawgbizkit: Sunsawed:
Your math is flawed...


sunsawed: Let's say your emergency exit is 2 1/2 feet tall and 1 1/2 feet wide.

54 x 18 x 20 lbs/sq in pressure differential

= 19440 lbs.

Yup. Easy to open that door.

Everyone's in peril.


2 and 1/2 feet is not 54 inches. It is 30. That would make the total in your calculation to be 10,800.

But who the fark gives a shiat?


/not me...

aw damn....a math thread

adamgeld: How come it's always some crazy guy striping naked doing wierd things? Why can't it be some hot lady striping naked doing cool things? What a cruel world.

Because when that happens, people are too busy getting their cameras and drooling to report the event.

gbrudy16: Nothing like a soccer team tackling you.

But did they encounter snow?

Maybe he was suffering from encephalitis. The underpressure making his head about to burst, and the fever making him hot enough to strip naked...

NarrMaster: Maybe he was suffering from encephalitis. The underpressure making his head about to burst, and the fever making him hot enough to strip naked...and needing the fresh air