So, that's why she's always so frustrated and angry.

And I thought George Bush didn't care about black people.

Wow, an article citing a foreign paper citing the National Enquirer.

Why not just say your source was the crazy homeless guy on the corner who shouts things at passing pedestrians all day?

So are we saying that he will not go back, if he indeed has gone black?

secret?

I'm just here for the "I'm not racist" Brown Sugar- Condoleeza Rice comments...

Is this "the truth?"

Love triangle involving Batboy?

I hope he's circumcized, cause imagine you got caught in the gap between her teeth....

/shudders

HAWT!

Wait until they find about Barack and Hillary's secret affair!

/enquiring minds want to know

Somebody needs to do a Conan O'Brien photoshop of "if they had a kid" or whatever it's called. Can you imagine what kind of ugly their love child would bring?

I "VANT" to believe!

Too bad she's gay.

Bush?? In MY vagina?? It's whiter than you think.

I am far more interested in Anna Semenovich, the nice tater tots on the side bar.

That being said, George....

Condoleezza Rice, who is always meticulous in the choice of her words, reportedly said the following: "As I was telling my husb" that idio-" before abruptly breaking off and correcting herself: "As I was telling President Bush."

You ain't a man until you've split dark oak.

Secret love affair? I didn't think it was a secret.

So McCain picks Rice as VP, gets elected, and has a fatal heart attack. Rice becomes president and names her husband George VP. Rice gets impeached for frightening small children, and...

...everybody with me now...

Eight more years! Eight more years!

That also supports Laura's "Desperate Housewife" joke.

This George-n-Condi b.s. has been floating around for 2 or 3 years (at least), hasn't it? Silly stuff...

George and Laura Bush to divorce after the presidential election because of George's secret love affair with Condoleezza Rice Victor Ashe, the current American ambassador to Poland (former mayor of Knoxville, TN and Exec. VP/CFO of Fannie Mae.)

There won't be a divorce. Laura will just become a senator from some heavily Republican state with a retiring senator.

The part I don't believe:
"The latest gossip is about George and Laura Bush to divorce after November elections"

The part I believe:
"George and Laura Bush hardly ever speak to each other."

Talking with that motherfarker would make me feel like a 3rd grader.

sorhed: Too bad she's gay.

Well, he's gay too, so it might be ideal.

Yanks_RSJ: Wow, an article citing a foreign paper citing the National Enquirer.

Why not just say your source was the crazy homeless guy on the corner who shouts things at passing pedestrians all day?

He gets cited as "a DC insider, who requested not to be named". If some guy getting on the subway shouts "yeah, right, buddy" at him, it becomes "multiple sources". Of course "a senior official at the whitehouse" has to be some one who actually works there, like the eldest sanitation worker.

Eh, she's so hopped up on thorazine I doubt she cares.

Also..

there are no "secrete" affairs going on in our government.

Rest assure that all government idiosyncrasies are well-lighted and on display for your viewing pleasure. at least enough so that you can ignore them come election time and vote for them all over again

This wasn't from the DailyKOS or Huffington Post?

The Pravda should be spewing something else out like communist propaganda for example instead of tabloid like news of famous people divorcing.

I guess the Pravda has yet to hear of a little girl called Miley Cyrus.

ZAZ: Rice becomes president and names her husband George VP.

George, or Bill C., can't run for VP.

If you are constitutionally unable to be elected pres, you can't be elected VP either.
12th + 22nd.

/gaining the presidency in line of succession is up for debate, tho

You're not tired. You want to have a threesome!

once you go black

The mind reels.

well, surely she had to prove her loyalty

cthu1hu: sorhed: Too bad she's gay.

Well, he's gay too, so it might be ideal.

Bush isn't gay, he's just a sputtering, mincing nancy. Upperclass twit of the decade. It's the American President.

I don't think much of Condi Rice, but...she could do better.

This is my favorite supermarket tabloid meme.

3_Butt_Cheeks: This wasn't from the DailyKOS or Huffington Post?

Sadly for you, they've got better things to talk about over there.

TheOther: I don't think much of Condi Rice, but...she could do better.

LOL

Indeed

Yanks_RSJ: Why not just say your source was the crazy homeless guy on the corner who shouts things at passing pedestrians all day?

Because that dude is busy running the McCain campaign.

DID somebody ask for, "if they had a baby pic?"

(made just for hbk72777)

3_Butt_Cheeks: This wasn't from the DailyKOS or Huffington Post?

Nah, this would be a step up...

remember that joke Laura told about George jerking off the stallion on their ranch. forget Condie, George is [insert horse joke here].

She became close to President Bush mainly because of the fact that she is the only person who finds a common language with Bush to teach him wisdom of foreign politics.


AHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!! OMG!! So it is her fault he talks like that??? If I were her I wouldn't advertise that fact. OMG...

/Absinthe from VA coming out my nose
//Common language...LOLOLOL

3_Butt_Cheeks: This wasn't from the DailyKOS or Huffington Post?

it's from that notorious gossip, your mom

sorhed: Upperclass twit of the decade century.

FTFY