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(AP) News Dolly motorboating in the Carribean. Expected to hit several islands in the stream   (ap.google.com) divider line 97
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chuck4455 [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 12:52:30 PM  
Big wobbly teeters....uh..wha?

 
chuck4455 [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 12:58:36 PM  
Sorry, wrong Dolly and wrong type of motorboating.

/brrrrrrrrrr

 
Warchild [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 01:10:34 PM  
That is what we are

 
flavor of the month 2008-07-20 01:23:26 PM  
people in the storms path can rely on each other, uh huh.

 
franjime 2008-07-20 01:25:41 PM  
Guess that means I need to go fill the gas tank.

/grrr

 
SketchyDetails 2008-07-20 01:32:47 PM  
I KNEW cloning was a bad idea.

 
dooder0001 2008-07-20 01:33:13 PM  
www.forumammo.com

 
Beck Bristow 2008-07-20 01:33:23 PM  
www.bfeedme.com

LOL WUT

 
hershy799 2008-07-20 01:33:38 PM  
I submitted it with this:

Not wanting to have a depression between two massive continents, forecasters upgrade disturbance to Tropical Storm Dolly. Boobies.

/bitter
//mmm boobies

 
Crown_of_Shoes 2008-07-20 01:34:16 PM  
Subbie,

What stream? I dongettit.

 
sombreradoraloca 2008-07-20 01:36:14 PM  
YES

Win, subby. I LOVE that song, no matter how cheesy and awful it is.

 
vicejay [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 01:37:03 PM  
franjime: Guess that means I need to go fill the gas tank.

/grrr


Don't forget the important stuff....

Water
Ammo
beer
spam
flashlights
beer
crank-powered radio
cheetos
beer

 
Get Lost 2008-07-20 01:37:24 PM  
Islands in the stream. That is what they are. A big dickie in between. How can it be wrong. Sail away with me, to another world. and we will lie on each other .AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHaaaaaaaaaaaa.

 
vicejay [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 01:38:18 PM  
Crown_of_Shoes: Subbie,

What stream? I dongettit.


Song by Dolly & Kenny Rogers.. "Islands in the Stream"

 
bandnerd69 2008-07-20 01:38:54 PM  
vicejay: franjime: Guess that means I need to go fill the gas tank.

/grrr

Don't forget the important stuff....

Water
Ammo
beer
spam
flashlights
beer
crank-powered radio
cheetos
beer


No worries...I've got enough spam in my inbox for everyone.

 
havingfun 2008-07-20 01:39:33 PM  
steelturman.typepad.com

 
kenny_brockelstien 2008-07-20 01:40:25 PM  
You motor boatin' sonnuvabiatch, you!

 
franjime 2008-07-20 01:40:32 PM  
vicejay:

Don't forget the important stuff....

Water
Ammo
beer
spam
flashlights
beer
crank-powered radio
cheetos
beer


I live in Dallas - if we have hurricane force winds up here, then there are going to be people a LOT more farked up than I will be.

I was referring to the gas price tomorrow, anyone want to see an over/under on the increase?

 
3_Butt_Cheeks 2008-07-20 01:42:25 PM  
kenny_brockelstien: You motor boatin' sonnuvabiatch, you!

farm3.static.flickr.com

 
vicejay [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 01:43:06 PM  
franjime: I was referring to the gas price tomorrow, anyone want to see an over/under on the increase?

OOooooh, hadn't thought of that.. yikes

 
cretinbob [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 01:43:27 PM  
www.basselope.us

 
cherryl taggart 2008-07-20 01:43:58 PM  
Alright, Havingfun! Back away from the keyboard, slowly, hands off the mouse, and no one else gets hurt. Where's my d@#n eyebleach?

 
ceremony_1968 [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 01:46:20 PM  
cherryl taggart: Alright, Havingfun! Back away from the keyboard, slowly, hands off the mouse, and no one else gets hurt.

Heh-heh. Hillaryis44DD

 
Open_Mouth_Inert_Foot 2008-07-20 01:51:49 PM  
ceremony_1968: cherryl taggart: Alright, Havingfun! Back away from the keyboard, slowly, hands off the mouse, and no one else gets hurt.

Heh-heh. Hillaryis44DD


no, for the love of all that is warm, and worth motor boating, no

 
Yakk 2008-07-20 01:52:27 PM  
Is it just me or are the only ones sad to see the Clintons go the nutjob right wingers?

Now I gotta GIS boobies myself...

 
vicejay [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 01:55:28 PM  
Now I gotta GIS boobies myself...


GIS for "boobies myself"....

www.koppelquests.net

 
Open_Mouth_Inert_Foot 2008-07-20 01:55:31 PM  
Yakk: Is it just me or are the only ones sad to see the Clintons go the nutjob right wingers?

Now I gotta GIS boobies myself...


I don't know, i sense there could be more comedic material with her not fading into obscurity

 
noazark 2008-07-20 01:55:50 PM  
vicejay: Crown_of_Shoes: Subbie,

What stream? I dongettit.

Song by Dolly & Kenny Rogers.. "Islands in the Stream"


Not to mention the "Gulf Stream" ...

/nice dual-edged pun, subby

 
Open_Mouth_Inert_Foot 2008-07-20 01:59:50 PM  
vicejay: Now I gotta GIS boobies myself...


GIS for "boobies myself"....



that's an average looking pair
plus they look uneven

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 02:00:40 PM  
Sail away with me, submitter.

 
LessO2 2008-07-20 02:01:19 PM  
Here go the oil prices again.

 
Lenny_da_Hog 2008-07-20 02:01:25 PM  
havingfun

That magazine cover is spelled wrong. Should be Harper's BIZARRE.

/hold me. I'm scared.

 
Drakin020 2008-07-20 02:10:51 PM  
Dangit, just as oil prices were startng to fall, Bush had to turn on the weather machine.

 
Nullav 2008-07-20 02:12:25 PM  
havingfun
What has been seen cannot be unseen. :(

 
TKOtheKDR 2008-07-20 02:22:29 PM  
You old sailor, you!

 
Goofball_Jones 2008-07-20 02:23:03 PM  
img.skitch.com

 
srtpointman 2008-07-20 02:23:27 PM  
my wife won tickets to see Dolly in concert, so i'm getting a kick out of these replies.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 02:24:09 PM  
www.sqpn.com

Do you fear death?

 
Griswold 2008-07-20 02:24:55 PM  
Yakk: ...nutjob right wingers

Monica said the "left winger nutjob" left a bad taste.

 
3_Butt_Cheeks 2008-07-20 02:28:19 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Do you fear death?

The only thing I fear is Keyser Söze.

 
Ra_ 2008-07-20 02:29:09 PM  
I used to be a Country DJ on WFFG by the name of Slim Jim Dillinger.
I wasn't really a country guy when I started, although I gained a lot of respect for the genre.
Whenever I used to have to play Islands in the Stream I would say;
"Here's Kenny & Dolly, the three biggest boobs in show business."

/coming up next, The Nitty Gritty Dirtbags!

 
Taming of the shoe [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 02:30:03 PM  
Griswold:
Monica said the "left winger nutjob" left a bad taste stain.

/ftfy

 
3_Butt_Cheeks 2008-07-20 02:32:11 PM  
Taming of the shoe: Griswold:
Monica said the "left winger nutjob" left a bad taste stain.

/ftfy


I thought that was "rimjob".

*gag*

 
thespindrifter [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-20 02:34:41 PM  
I came here expecting a story about a sexual assault on a famous singer, and was curiously perplexed by the lack of motorboating I imagined.

 
barneyfifesbullet 2008-07-20 02:37:44 PM  
Did someone call it kitty cat? KITTY CAT!

 
Brain_Damage 2008-07-20 02:40:24 PM  
I know we're overdue to be wiped out by a hurricane here in Houston, but it has to have a more ferocious name than Dolly.

 
Neises 2008-07-20 02:46:15 PM  
Vince Vaughn is not funny.

 
CaptainBeer 2008-07-20 02:49:00 PM  
Get it straight people, it's called a

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-RUMSKYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

 
unremarkable asterisk [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 02:51:43 PM  
i267.photobucket.com

 
toonz 2008-07-20 02:52:47 PM  
Neises: Vince Vaughn is not funny.

neither are you. but dolly's tits are still big.

 
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