Big wobbly teeters....uh..wha?

Sorry, wrong Dolly and wrong type of motorboating.

/brrrrrrrrrr

That is what we are

people in the storms path can rely on each other, uh huh.

Guess that means I need to go fill the gas tank.

/grrr

I KNEW cloning was a bad idea.

LOL WUT

I submitted it with this:

Not wanting to have a depression between two massive continents, forecasters upgrade disturbance to Tropical Storm Dolly. Boobies.

/bitter
//mmm boobies

Subbie,

What stream? I dongettit.

YES

Win, subby. I LOVE that song, no matter how cheesy and awful it is.

franjime: Guess that means I need to go fill the gas tank.

/grrr

Don't forget the important stuff....

Water
Ammo
beer
spam
flashlights
beer
crank-powered radio
cheetos
beer

Islands in the stream. That is what they are. A big dickie in between. How can it be wrong. Sail away with me, to another world. and we will lie on each other .AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Crown_of_Shoes: Subbie,

What stream? I dongettit.

Song by Dolly & Kenny Rogers.. "Islands in the Stream"

vicejay: franjime: Guess that means I need to go fill the gas tank.

/grrr

Don't forget the important stuff....

Water
Ammo
beer
spam
flashlights
beer
crank-powered radio
cheetos
beer

No worries...I've got enough spam in my inbox for everyone.

You motor boatin' sonnuvabiatch, you!

vicejay:

Don't forget the important stuff....

Water
Ammo
beer
spam
flashlights
beer
crank-powered radio
cheetos
beer

I live in Dallas - if we have hurricane force winds up here, then there are going to be people a LOT more farked up than I will be.

I was referring to the gas price tomorrow, anyone want to see an over/under on the increase?

kenny_brockelstien: You motor boatin' sonnuvabiatch, you!

franjime: I was referring to the gas price tomorrow, anyone want to see an over/under on the increase?

OOooooh, hadn't thought of that.. yikes

Alright, Havingfun! Back away from the keyboard, slowly, hands off the mouse, and no one else gets hurt. Where's my d@#n eyebleach?

cherryl taggart: Alright, Havingfun! Back away from the keyboard, slowly, hands off the mouse, and no one else gets hurt.

Heh-heh. Hillaryis44DD

ceremony_1968: cherryl taggart: Alright, Havingfun! Back away from the keyboard, slowly, hands off the mouse, and no one else gets hurt.

Heh-heh. Hillaryis44DD

no, for the love of all that is warm, and worth motor boating, no

Is it just me or are the only ones sad to see the Clintons go the nutjob right wingers?

Now I gotta GIS boobies myself...

Now I gotta GIS boobies myself...


GIS for "boobies myself"....

Yakk: Is it just me or are the only ones sad to see the Clintons go the nutjob right wingers?

Now I gotta GIS boobies myself...

I don't know, i sense there could be more comedic material with her not fading into obscurity

vicejay: Crown_of_Shoes: Subbie,

What stream? I dongettit.

Song by Dolly & Kenny Rogers.. "Islands in the Stream"

Not to mention the "Gulf Stream" ...

/nice dual-edged pun, subby

vicejay: Now I gotta GIS boobies myself...


GIS for "boobies myself"....


that's an average looking pair
plus they look uneven

Sail away with me, submitter.

Here go the oil prices again.

havingfun

That magazine cover is spelled wrong. Should be Harper's BIZARRE.

/hold me. I'm scared.

Dangit, just as oil prices were startng to fall, Bush had to turn on the weather machine.

havingfun
What has been seen cannot be unseen. :(

You old sailor, you!

my wife won tickets to see Dolly in concert, so i'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Do you fear death?

Yakk: ...nutjob right wingers

Monica said the "left winger nutjob" left a bad taste.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Do you fear death?

The only thing I fear is Keyser Söze.

I used to be a Country DJ on WFFG by the name of Slim Jim Dillinger.
I wasn't really a country guy when I started, although I gained a lot of respect for the genre.
Whenever I used to have to play Islands in the Stream I would say;
"Here's Kenny & Dolly, the three biggest boobs in show business."

/coming up next, The Nitty Gritty Dirtbags!

Griswold:
Monica said the "left winger nutjob" left a bad taste stain.

/ftfy

Taming of the shoe: Griswold:
Monica said the "left winger nutjob" left a bad taste stain.

/ftfy

I thought that was "rimjob".

*gag*

I came here expecting a story about a sexual assault on a famous singer, and was curiously perplexed by the lack of motorboating I imagined.

Did someone call it kitty cat? KITTY CAT!

I know we're overdue to be wiped out by a hurricane here in Houston, but it has to have a more ferocious name than Dolly.

Vince Vaughn is not funny.

Get it straight people, it's called a

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-RUMSKYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Neises: Vince Vaughn is not funny.

neither are you. but dolly's tits are still big.