Committing identity theft when you're pretty famous is akin to...you know what? there is no metaphor for this level of stupidity.

He's gonna make me lose my mind, up in here.

/up in here

Giving a false name and SSN = identity theft? The article isn't clear, but I'm fairly certain that he didn't give the SSN of an actual guy named Troy Jones. He gave a false name, but I don't think he stole it. Headline loses.

Farking dumbass is going for his own version of the Henry Earl rap sheet...


Hail to the king baby!

If DMX remains jailed, the sheriff said he would be isolated from the rest of the inmates for his own safety. "They may not like his music," he said.


Come on, let's see him gain some street cred by throwing down with some of the other inmates.

Man this guy gets arrested for some weird shiat, not the usual gun/drug possession that musicians get busted for.

Gunny Highway: Man this guy gets arrested for some weird shiat, not the usual gun/drug possession that musicians get busted for.

It seems he has a similar "disease" to the lady in Texas who drowned her 6 kids. They both always get off, you know, scott free. Plus, he's famous and rich-ish.

He's averaging like 2.7 arrests a week....... nice.

"gave a gave" WTF!?

i wonder if he'll go the way of ODB.

keep getting arrest after arrest, name change after name change and die suddenly.

Angryloner: i wonder if he'll go the way of ODB.

keep getting arrest after arrest, name change after name change and die suddenly.

I dunno, ODB was a huge crackhead and cokehead. As far as I know DMX isn't in that scene. He might be, but I don't think he's on the same level of crackhead that ODB was. No disrepect, I love Ason Unique, but it's the facts.

I would totally change My opinion of sheriff jo if he arranged for dmx to have a big ol' white "cellmate" to bugger some of the racial hate out of him.

This is where I ask, Identify theft?

DMX stays out of prison because he's a hero in there.

Damn, he gave away the secret to free health care!

My attractive and successful African-Americans
_{Some attractive and successful African-Americans that you don't wanna try}
My attractive and successful African-Americans
_{Some attractive and successful African-Americans that's really do or die}
My attractive and successful African-Americans
_{Will have you cowards ready to cry}
My attractive and successful African-Americans
_{Will fry}
My attractive and successful African-Americans
_{Will rob}

He's schizoid.

He's nice people, but...

doogie003: "gave a gave" WTF!?

Long lost cousin to Flavor Flav...

I dunno, ODB was a huge crackhead and cokehead. As far as I know DMX isn't in that scene. He might be, but I don't think he's on the same level of crackhead that ODB was. No disrepect, I love Ason Unique, but it's the facts.

Oh, you couldn't be more wrong. DMX is a serious coke/crackhead, trust me, I saw it first hand. The man is out of control.

/nice guy though