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(WSB-TV) Dumbass Rapper Lil Scrappy stabbed and arrested in Atlanta. Police continue looking for van with an idiot, a know-it-all, a bimbo, a stoner, and a large talking dog   (wsbtv.com) divider line 98
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AceThunder 2008-07-20 10:21:58 AM  
www.gtsav.gatech.edu

He must be pissed that Vick is in jail.

 
RagingLeonard [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 10:33:21 AM  
golf clap

 
Earguy [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 10:50:45 AM  
Scrappy Doo. They just had to tinker with success, didn't they?

 
Mr. Murder 2008-07-20 12:35:42 PM  
I see that attractive and successful African-Americans are as creative as ever with their rap names. I wonder what the average IQ is of rappers?

 
Fluid 2008-07-20 12:59:40 PM  
Dammit, Scrappy can survive a stabbing? How hard can it be to get rid of this joke character?

 
Enuratique 2008-07-20 01:01:06 PM  
Damn, stabbed and then arrested for multiple felony charges? And the boyfriend goes away scot free?

/there is no justice.

 
Ghastly [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 01:01:17 PM  
Jinkies!(NSFW)

/Mmmm... Velma....

 
EsteeFlwrPot 2008-07-20 01:01:31 PM  
Theres a little scrappy now? Why are the names getting worse? I'm glad I dont have kids in this generation. In fact, i'm glad I dont listen to music anymore.

/except for Matisyahu
//have a crush on him

 
FarkedInTheArse 2008-07-20 01:02:20 PM  
Well done, Subby, well done.

 
ThinkingMan [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 01:02:40 PM  
LEMME AT 'EM

 
nabbyfan 2008-07-20 01:03:08 PM  
Earguy: Scrappy Doo. They just had to tinker with success, didn't they?

Well, at least you didn't sit through Scooby Doo and the Twelve Ghosts. Scrappy seems like genius compared to Flim-Flam.

 
Ceph 2008-07-20 01:03:14 PM  
Ghastly: Jinkies!(NSFW)

/Mmmm... Velma....


...

 
brantgoose 2008-07-20 01:03:25 PM  
Make that two bimbos.

Or if you want to be particular, a bimbo and a bimba.

 
Control_this [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 01:03:59 PM  
Someone got a lil stabby on Lil Scrappy?

 
EvilElecBlanket [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 01:04:39 PM  
Ghastly: Jinkies!(NSFW)

/Mmmm... Velma....


What the hell is wrong with you?!

/fap fap fap

 
bdashill 2008-07-20 01:05:04 PM  
goooooooooooooo blacks!

 
3_Butt_Cheeks 2008-07-20 01:05:22 PM  
What, did he get stabbed with a spork? If you're gonna get all stabby on someone, go all Micheal Myers on their ass.

 
nabbyfan 2008-07-20 01:06:08 PM  
nabbyfan: Earguy: Scrappy Doo. They just had to tinker with success, didn't they?

Well, at least you didn't sit through Scooby Doo and the Twelve Ghosts. Scrappy seems like genius compared to Flim-Flam.


Er, that was 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo rather. Need to fully wake up before trying to remember bad cartoons in the morning.

 
aspAddict 2008-07-20 01:08:05 PM  
3_Butt_Cheeks: What, did he get stabbed with a spork? If you're gonna get all stabby on someone, go all Micheal Myers on their ass.

Indeed.

/Indeed is the new "this"
//Okay, maybe not.

 
luvnuriko 2008-07-20 01:08:41 PM  
I wonder what the average IQ is of rappers?

The successful ones? Probably pretty high.

 
mikaloyd 2008-07-20 01:08:53 PM  
Is he going to change his name to Less Scrappy or Holey Scrappy or Punctured Punk now?

 
FeedTheCollapse 2008-07-20 01:10:07 PM  
must suck being named after the worst cartoon character ever.


what's with the "Lil' xxxx" rapper names?

 
Bored Horde 2008-07-20 01:10:35 PM  
Mr. Murder: I see that attractive and successful African-Americans are as creative as ever with their rap names. I wonder what the average IQ is of rappers?

Just say "naggers" and be done with it. Aside from your racist comments, how much did you clear last year?

 
skippytheferret 2008-07-20 01:12:30 PM  
The article was all well and good. But beneath it on the page was this headline...

Atlanta Police Cracking Down On Panhandlers With Hidden Cameras

And it's about time! All them camera having bums! Makes me so mad!

 
mikaloyd 2008-07-20 01:12:56 PM  
[LIL JON] - let's rise ! for the international headbussaz-
Wassup LIL SCRAPPY LIL SCRAPPY Lil Scrappy BME CLICK
(who are you?) I'm Lil Jon, OKAY !!!

BOOM

We some headbussaz, we some head bussaz, we'll knock a hata out, we some headbussaz
We some headbussaz, we some head bussaz, we'll knock a hata out, we some headbussaz

I'm made up my mind that I'ma strike (background - wha wha ...)and I'm ready to fight
Checkin out my steel killin every punk nubian in site
We expite, I knew you biatches didn't wanna brawl (uh what you say?)
biatch I'll swang on all of y'all
I'm the beast from the east, wit da fangs on my teeth
I'll murder all of y'all biatches in da middle of da street
And I don't give a fark if you don't like me
Straight knock yo ass out in to captivity
Down south, I'll ride, shoot and kill homicide
It be nothin shawty till the day that I die
We strive, on tearin heads up !
And everywhere we go we gon tear dat biatch up
We don't give a fark about havin no click
The A got my back and ain't takin no shiat
Excuse me shawty, get the fark out my face
Befo' we get mad and shoot up the whole place

We some headbussaz, we some head bussaz, we'll knock a hata out, we some headbussaz
We some headbussaz, we some head bussaz, we'll knock a hata out, we some headbussaz

I speak my mind, cuz bitin my tongue hurt
Murder yo ass and lyrics and put ya face on a shirt
I'm a mothafarkin rida, cuz I thought y'all knew
And I reppin nothin even it's twenty of you
I think it's plenty of you that really want da shawty dead
Watch what ya said lil shawty, I'm makin bread
fark all y'all born hataz wit hatred blood to match
A long way but plus I roll wit G's and Gat'z
And shawty matter of fact these trill g's and dub's
We ain't talkin behind yo back and we ain't scared to bust
I'm by myself, but bein alone makes you strong
I stepped out the porch young, so shawty I been grown

We some headbussaz, we some head bussaz, we'll knock a hata out, we some headbussaz
We some headbussaz, we some head bussaz, we'll knock a hata out, we some headbussaz

ATL off da chain down here
Ya come wit dat gat and no action, you gon disappear
You walk in da club, it's tight like brass knuckles
Straight info on hata like be chumpin off turned brothas
Beatin in ya door with dat clip on da tech
Beatin down ya block in that 89' Chevy
Tellin stupid bros we throwin bows that we ready
Screamin "swang shawty" to da boys dat can't stand me
Yeah shawty - I'ma ATL slugga
Knockin out heads on you pussy mothafarkaz
Shawty be sayin "scrap you cool boy"
But I known in my heart dat I'ma headbussa boy !

We some headbussaz, we some head bussaz, we'll knock a hata out, we some headbussaz
We some headbussaz, we some head bussaz, we'll knock a hata out, we some headbussaz

 
Game With Stones 2008-07-20 01:13:07 PM  
In before "PUPPY POWER".

 
GoodasGold 2008-07-20 01:16:58 PM  
Its whitey's fault.

 
mikaloyd 2008-07-20 01:18:47 PM  
GoodasGold: Its whitey's fault.

I blame Bush.

 
TeddyRay 2008-07-20 01:19:24 PM  
Ghastly: Jinkies!(NSFW)

/Mmmm... Velma....


Dude seems to have a fascination with Velma farting and taking a dump...the rest are hot, though.

 
joshcyclist 2008-07-20 01:19:25 PM  
Oh kay kay kay!

/still crunk

 
The Angry Hand of God 2008-07-20 01:23:15 PM  
Do you have any copies of Happy Scrappy Hero Pup?

 
nhkenn 2008-07-20 01:26:23 PM  
Ghastly: Jinkies!(NSFW)

/Mmmm... Velma....


you sick perv...ummm... thank you

 
Arthur the Sandwich Maker 2008-07-20 01:27:05 PM  
Bored Horde: Just say "naggers" and be done with it. Aside from your racist comments, how much did you clear last year?

It's not racist to say that rappers are, on the whole, as thick as pigshiat. It's objective observation. Their managers however, they must be pretty smart to get people to part with money for that old rope.

As to how much anyone earns, I don't think there's enough money in the world to compensate for being known to the world at large as "Lil" something. Laughable, talentless pricks the lot of them. I preferred hiphop when it was pretentiously known as "street poetry" and not "cynically cashing in on having led a worthless life".

If there's an ism to be pointed at here it's rappers' blatant sexism, not to mention their common celebration of being criminal, drug-dealing, handlers of prostitutes. What wonderful role models.

It's not about black people, so it's not racist. It's about a group of black people 99% of whom who happen to be complete c*nts, and every single black dude I know agrees. Thank f*ck for reggae and dub, but they've got their share of twats too. Just not damn near all of them. And yeah, I do "get" hiphop, which is why it makes me want to heave.

 
T-Luv 2008-07-20 01:28:02 PM  
He got arrested for getting stabbed? It's against the law to be stabbed?

 
lsc78 2008-07-20 01:28:24 PM  
Hiphop "culture" is #2 on the list of reasons people worldwide dislike America these days.

 
Ghastly [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 01:31:42 PM  
TeddyRay: Ghastly: Jinkies!(NSFW)

/Mmmm... Velma....

Dude seems to have a fascination with Velma farting and taking a dump...the rest are hot, though.


I did NOT draw these pictures. It was just the first Velma Dinkly hentai site to come up in a GIS.

 
Jedekai 2008-07-20 01:38:22 PM  
aspAddict

/Indeed is the new "this"
//Okay, maybe not.


www.yakyuweb.com

INDEED.

/Why have they not put out a Kaientai video?
//Funniest wrestlers in history.
///Taka Michonoku: "Because... We are EVIL."
Funaki: (After a long-winded statement that was apparently intelligent, but in Japanese) (voice-over guy) "INDEED."

I secondify the previous stateumentary.

 
Wulfhardt 2008-07-20 01:48:08 PM  
Oh no, not Little Scratchy! Scruffy. Whatever. Little Asshole, maybe. Or was that his DJ? Hell, who cares.

 
chascarrillo 2008-07-20 01:52:40 PM  
Mr. Murder: I see that attractive and successful African-Americans are as creative as ever with their rap names.

Touche, Mr. Murder. Touche.

Dude was defending his sister. Tha6's pretty stand up, if you ask me.

 
McKeesport Beer Baron 2008-07-20 01:55:12 PM  
So....Can lil scrappy actually close his mouth all the way, or does he walk around like that on purpose?

 
Open_Mouth_Inert_Foot 2008-07-20 02:02:04 PM  
good, i never could stand scrappy

 
Open_Mouth_Inert_Foot 2008-07-20 02:04:16 PM  
EsteeFlwrPot: Theres a little scrappy now? Why are the names getting worse? I'm glad I dont have kids in this generation. In fact, i'm glad I dont listen to music anymore.

/except for Matisyahu
//have a crush on him


you just reminded me how much houston radio sucks

 
ScanIAm 2008-07-20 02:05:10 PM  
mikaloyd: [LIL JON] - let's rise ! for the international headbussaz-
Wassup LIL SCRAPPY LIL SCRAPPY Lil Scrappy BME CLICK
(who are you?) I'm Lil Jon, OKAY !!!




What rhymes with prison gang-rape?

 
McKeesport Beer Baron 2008-07-20 02:05:47 PM  
Lil scrappy wardrobe malfunction:
i201.photobucket.com

 
hetheeme 2008-07-20 02:08:41 PM  
(Izzard)

Scrappy Do, a magnum, POW!!!!

(/Izzard)

 
Open_Mouth_Inert_Foot 2008-07-20 02:09:30 PM  
Ghastly: TeddyRay: Ghastly: Jinkies!(NSFW)

/Mmmm... Velma....

Dude seems to have a fascination with Velma farting and taking a dump...the rest are hot, though.

I did NOT draw these pictures. It was just the first Velma Dinkly hentai site to come up in a GIS.



not having looked through the whole gallery (though the pussycats and velma? i was too young to appreciate these gals) i did glance at the thumbnails, and missed seeing any tentacles, so i assumed it wasn't yours

 
Goofball_Jones 2008-07-20 02:10:59 PM  
McKeesport Beer Baron: Lil scrappy wardrobe malfunction:

I'm interested...how do these guys keep their pants from just falling all the way down to their ankles? Do they walk around with their legs spread a little so they don't do that? Or are they somehow pinned to their underwear?

Seriously...WTF?

 
Open_Mouth_Inert_Foot 2008-07-20 02:13:23 PM  
Goofball_Jones: McKeesport Beer Baron: Lil scrappy wardrobe malfunction:

I'm interested...how do these guys keep their pants from just falling all the way down to their ankles? Do they walk around with their legs spread a little so they don't do that? Or are they somehow pinned to their underwear?

Seriously...WTF?



when this started, while i was in highschool, the guys had to pull their pants up on occasion

well, more often, they were pulling them up because someone else at school had just depantsed em

 
Hosebeatings 2008-07-20 02:13:49 PM  
Oh well.

 
D'Annunzio 2008-07-20 02:18:41 PM  
Velma was a hip, hip chick.

 
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