Removing your trousers to bail?
That thinking is filled with the fail.
Now he'll get the chance
To take off his pants
Whist bunking with Bubba in jail.

Barnacles?

Ta da.

and?

/I bet subby has never even blown an animal before.
/farkin rookie

This proves a point, nobody want to tackle the naked dude. A friend of mine was illustrated this concept to get out of a fight, it worked then too.

Let this be a lesson, there is no situation that can not be resolved with nudity.

cue yakkity sax?

The question is, where was the cop?? How quickly can you undress??

/can only think of the flamey son quickly and nonchantly shooting the arrow with his distress note in The Holy Grail...

X

and I raaaaaaan

Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!

o_0

Is this for SRS? I hope it's a joke...

Talladega Nights... The best reference i could think of... then Cal comes along... please Jesus dont let the invisable fire burn my friend...any thing... guess you had to see it

I suspect meth.

That is SO PCP...or wierd form of bribe.

Lane83: I suspect meth.

Or PCP. Yea.

Meth is a helluva a drug....

Thank you Fark. Without you, I would think this to be a rare occurence. I now know that it happens about once a month. Almost as often as 'glued to a public toilet seat' lawsuits.

Before he ran off, I picture this guy jumping up and down yelling "whoo-hoo Whoo-hoo Whoo-hoo" (like Daffy Duck) before running off.

Perhaps he had just gotten fed up with the pressures of modern living, and decided to go native. I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often.

Day_Old_Dutchie: Before he ran off, I picture this guy jumping up and down yelling "whoo-hoo Whoo-hoo Whoo-hoo" (like Daffy Duck) before running off.

Yes! Or the naked guy from Family Guy.

Is he a Scientologist?

Distrust in Clearwater -- A special report.; Death of a Scientologist Heightens Suspicions in a Florida Town December 1, 1997, Douglas Frantz, New York Times

I thought all potential arrest situations were "clothing optional". So what's the big deal?

No pics.For shame!

Dad?

Come everybody we're streaking.

thread worthless without pics

Reminds me of the guy who suddenly stopped his car on the highway, yanked off his pants, and cut his wewe off with a busted beer bottle. Then ate it. (his wewe, not the bottle)

all the cops will be equipped with these.

Doesn't everyone do this?

"...and runs off on foot"

As opposed to what? On his hands?

When people flee from a traffic stop, it is usually because they have done something, sometimes the cops just don't know about it yet. Though very few of them do it without their clothes.

i used to date a heroin addict who lived on grand island a few years ago. he'd be like 24-ish now. i can't help but wonder if that was him.

"Hero" tag on a break?