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(Telegraph) Cool Coolest pics you'll see today of a hungry leopard and fearsome crocodile. "It just doesn't make sense. The meat you get out of a crocodile is just not worth the risk." (warning: pics of lep-on-croc violence)   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 130
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BGates [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 02:59:21 AM  
Mental note, don't fark with leopards.

 
Being Famous Sucks [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-20 03:16:18 AM  
Did we take into account the fact that maybe leopards just like to fark shiat up? Like, maybe he was just trying to get some hot leopard poontang, and snatching a croc was the gnarly thing to do? I don't think we did.

 
mandingueiro 2008-07-20 03:42:53 AM  
hungry nagger's got eat, yo.

 
Otto's_Jacket [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 04:16:11 AM  
Damn Nature, You Scary!

Link

 
Radioactive Ass [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 04:53:03 AM  
Hungry Leopard is hungry dammit...

 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 05:03:43 AM  
Tsk-tsk, who are we to accuse,
Just because it's not something we'd choose?
Who knows what the cat
Hoped to get out of that?
Hey, maybe he just needed shoes.

 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 05:50:21 AM  
Who forgot to feed the damn cat?

/i see the kitties make easy meals out of house geckos and lizards here all the time.
//would love to see a housecat take on a gila monster.

 
swahnhennessy 2008-07-20 06:59:31 AM  
Well, that 'what-if' scenario is answered. Now for Lion vs Shark.

 
BullsHitter [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 07:08:38 AM  
I'll wager that's not the first time that leopard's killed a croc. Seems like he knew just what to do.

 
crazywisdom_uk 2008-07-20 07:09:29 AM  
Damn that was cool. Somebody must have been hungry-sort of like your housecat biting through the can.

 
myalias1845 2008-07-20 07:14:52 AM  
That was pretty sweet. Alligator tastes like chicken...chicken from dirty swamp water that is.

 
nikku88 2008-07-20 07:16:16 AM  
Some leopards just want to watch the world burn.

 
MooseUpNorth 2008-07-20 07:18:53 AM  
Oh subby, you always bring me the very best violence.

 
RamboFrog 2008-07-20 07:19:51 AM  
A gold star to MaxxLarge. Got kissed by Erato, eh?

 
Adman12 [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 07:20:30 AM  
Awesome. I guess that settles another bar bet.

 
veryequiped 2008-07-20 07:22:43 AM  
My name is Leopard Montaya, and you killed my father.

 
Captain Coffee 2008-07-20 07:23:08 AM  
That is one badass leopard!
Man, my cat just brings me moles :(

 
tatum 2008-07-20 07:23:47 AM  
Stupid wop...bringing a crocodile to a leopard fight.

 
at80eighty [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 07:27:58 AM  
oh snap!

 
at80eighty [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 07:30:34 AM  
also now i want the upcoming Thundercats movie to have Lion O take on a super gigantic humanoid croc & win ,because it's still believable

 
cabritosaurio 2008-07-20 07:32:38 AM  
fark lions...


I say, bear agains shark

 
KeatingFive 2008-07-20 07:33:34 AM  
Captain Coffee: That is one badass leopard!
Man, my cat just brings me moles :(


I wish I could get MY cat to catch moles. Or my dog. Can I borrow your cat?

 
Mr Logo 2008-07-20 07:33:57 AM  
Here's a good one lions attacking a giraffe - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2FPG2wXhXY&feature=related

And zebra drowns a lion - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HlL2R4cQao

Neither are rickrolls

 
jonewer 2008-07-20 07:34:10 AM  
Thats either a small croc or a damn big leopard!

Croc meat is great by the way - tastes like fishy chicken. Very good on pizzas with pepadews.

 
Captain Coffee 2008-07-20 07:36:25 AM  
KeatingFive Sure, I think I'm running out of moles. Ha!

 
skippytheferret 2008-07-20 07:37:59 AM  
As they like to say in the world of zoology.

Get that into ya!

 
I8B4U 2008-07-20 07:38:06 AM  
That little reptile thing just got ate!
Damn nature, you scary!

 
NoOnesGod 2008-07-20 07:38:48 AM  
RamboFrog: A gold star to MaxxLarge. Got kissed by Erato, eh?

No. He's been putting up funny thread-relevant limericks in threads going on years now. Everyone else pretty much bites off of HIM, not the other way 'round.

 
McKeesport Beer Baron 2008-07-20 07:40:02 AM  
MaxxLarge- Well that's your best limerick today.....

 
biglot 2008-07-20 07:42:15 AM  
Who let the cat out?

 
AgentPothead 2008-07-20 07:49:38 AM  
I was under the impression alligators and crocodile are little more than muscle wrapped up in shoe leather.

 
GuruSarx 2008-07-20 08:05:37 AM  
Came for the leopard shop with 'I can haz cocodilez' but was sadly disappointed.

 
dai the flu 2008-07-20 08:10:37 AM  
FTA Eventually the big cat was able to sit on top of the reptile and suffocate it.

I was under the impression crocodiles could hold their breath for...a while.

 
kyuzokai 2008-07-20 08:14:57 AM  
Tigers and lions are bigger, but leopards are the strongest pound for pound of the big cats. You're talking about an animal that can carry its own weight up a tree, and carry said weight it its mouth. That's pretty strong.

Alligators are strong, too, but they tire quickly. They usually hunt by ambush, but if you take that away (and you have REALLY good reflexes) your odds greatly improve. Way to go Leopard!

 
Weigard 2008-07-20 08:18:10 AM  
"Savage" is one of my all-time top five favorite verbs.

 
MasteroftheIronClaw 2008-07-20 08:22:04 AM  
Thats not even regular win. Thats pure, uncut Bolivian win. Its that white pwny.

 
wombatsrus 2008-07-20 08:30:29 AM  
www.sptimes.com

"CRICKEY!"

 
Cormee 2008-07-20 08:34:01 AM  
Mr Logo:
And zebra drowns a lion - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HlL2R4cQao


His friends are *so* not going to believe him.

 
BeerBear 2008-07-20 08:44:06 AM  
BGates: Mental note, don't fark with leopards.

especially when they are hungry

 
OnmyojiOmn 2008-07-20 09:03:31 AM  
African Honey Badger is unimpressed.

Watch for the part where the badger steals prey from a poisonous snake, eats it in front of it, attacks and begins to eat the snake, eventually succumbs to the snake's poison and has a nice nap, then wakes up and finishes eating before trotting off to find moar foods. Ta da!

 
myalias1845 2008-07-20 09:06:33 AM  
jsaonline

That was just awesome...

 
kaddytothemax 2008-07-20 09:09:21 AM  
whiteafrican.com

 
tony41454 2008-07-20 09:14:12 AM  
Doesn't surprise me. Leopards are pure, industrial strength mean.

 
laebshade 2008-07-20 09:14:22 AM  
OnmyojiOmn: very impressive.

 
GomezAdams [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-20 09:21:40 AM  
That was so awesome I have nothing to add. I'm just glad all I have to worry about when I play golf and fish here in Florida is alligators. Fark leopards - that was some bada$$ kitty. Alligators are considered to be pretty much top of the food chain around here. Maybe that cat didn't get the memo.

 
rabidarmadillo24 2008-07-20 09:28:21 AM  
According to the article he attacked the croc in the water, managed to drag it on dry land and then kill it. That is one badass little kitty.

 
lonewolf 2008-07-20 09:29:09 AM  
myalias1845: jsaonline

That was just awesome...


Agreed. I had not seen that one before. Thanks for sharing Js.

Did anyone else have "were not gonna take it anymore" by Twisted Sister playing in their heads while watching that? Maybe I was hallucinating.

again

 
NYZooMan 2008-07-20 09:29:24 AM  
Cajun Cat sayz " I can haz Crocburger?"

 
e4tango 2008-07-20 09:32:44 AM  
What a croc!


/slinks off keeping an eye out for leopards

 
Lord Summerisle 2008-07-20 09:37:49 AM  
Go mammals!!! In your face, reptiles!

 
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