Mental note, don't fark with leopards.

Did we take into account the fact that maybe leopards just like to fark shiat up? Like, maybe he was just trying to get some hot leopard poontang, and snatching a croc was the gnarly thing to do? I don't think we did.

hungry nagger's got eat, yo.

Damn Nature, You Scary!

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Hungry Leopard is hungry dammit...

Tsk-tsk, who are we to accuse,
Just because it's not something we'd choose?
Who knows what the cat
Hoped to get out of that?
Hey, maybe he just needed shoes.

Who forgot to feed the damn cat?

/i see the kitties make easy meals out of house geckos and lizards here all the time.
//would love to see a housecat take on a gila monster.

Well, that 'what-if' scenario is answered. Now for Lion vs Shark.

I'll wager that's not the first time that leopard's killed a croc. Seems like he knew just what to do.

Damn that was cool. Somebody must have been hungry-sort of like your housecat biting through the can.

That was pretty sweet. Alligator tastes like chicken...chicken from dirty swamp water that is.

Some leopards just want to watch the world burn.

Oh subby, you always bring me the very best violence.

A gold star to MaxxLarge. Got kissed by Erato, eh?

Awesome. I guess that settles another bar bet.

My name is Leopard Montaya, and you killed my father.

That is one badass leopard!
Man, my cat just brings me moles :(

Stupid wop...bringing a crocodile to a leopard fight.

oh snap!

also now i want the upcoming Thundercats movie to have Lion O take on a super gigantic humanoid croc & win ,because it's still believable

fark lions...


I say, bear agains shark

Captain Coffee: That is one badass leopard!
Man, my cat just brings me moles :(

I wish I could get MY cat to catch moles. Or my dog. Can I borrow your cat?

Here's a good one lions attacking a giraffe - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2FPG2wXhXY&feature=related

And zebra drowns a lion - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HlL2R4cQao

Neither are rickrolls

Thats either a small croc or a damn big leopard!

Croc meat is great by the way - tastes like fishy chicken. Very good on pizzas with pepadews.

KeatingFive Sure, I think I'm running out of moles. Ha!

As they like to say in the world of zoology.

Get that into ya!

That little reptile thing just got ate!
Damn nature, you scary!

RamboFrog: A gold star to MaxxLarge. Got kissed by Erato, eh?

No. He's been putting up funny thread-relevant limericks in threads going on years now. Everyone else pretty much bites off of HIM, not the other way 'round.

MaxxLarge- Well that's your best limerick today.....

Who let the cat out?

I was under the impression alligators and crocodile are little more than muscle wrapped up in shoe leather.

Came for the leopard shop with 'I can haz cocodilez' but was sadly disappointed.

FTA Eventually the big cat was able to sit on top of the reptile and suffocate it.

I was under the impression crocodiles could hold their breath for...a while.

Tigers and lions are bigger, but leopards are the strongest pound for pound of the big cats. You're talking about an animal that can carry its own weight up a tree, and carry said weight it its mouth. That's pretty strong.

Alligators are strong, too, but they tire quickly. They usually hunt by ambush, but if you take that away (and you have REALLY good reflexes) your odds greatly improve. Way to go Leopard!

"Savage" is one of my all-time top five favorite verbs.

Thats not even regular win. Thats pure, uncut Bolivian win. Its that white pwny.

Mr Logo:
And zebra drowns a lion - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HlL2R4cQao


His friends are *so* not going to believe him.

BGates: Mental note, don't fark with leopards.

especially when they are hungry

African Honey Badger is unimpressed.

Watch for the part where the badger steals prey from a poisonous snake, eats it in front of it, attacks and begins to eat the snake, eventually succumbs to the snake's poison and has a nice nap, then wakes up and finishes eating before trotting off to find moar foods. Ta da!

jsaonline

That was just awesome...

Doesn't surprise me. Leopards are pure, industrial strength mean.

OnmyojiOmn: very impressive.

That was so awesome I have nothing to add. I'm just glad all I have to worry about when I play golf and fish here in Florida is alligators. Fark leopards - that was some bada$$ kitty. Alligators are considered to be pretty much top of the food chain around here. Maybe that cat didn't get the memo.

According to the article he attacked the croc in the water, managed to drag it on dry land and then kill it. That is one badass little kitty.

myalias1845: jsaonline

That was just awesome...

Agreed. I had not seen that one before. Thanks for sharing Js.

Did anyone else have "were not gonna take it anymore" by Twisted Sister playing in their heads while watching that? Maybe I was hallucinating.

again

Cajun Cat sayz " I can haz Crocburger?"

What a croc!


/slinks off keeping an eye out for leopards

Go mammals!!! In your face, reptiles!