Hey, it worked for Ted Bundy.

H^AH_A IT CAN HAZ B FATURDAY TIEM PLZ

fat threads are about as captivating as religion threads

The escape was sponsored by Nutra-System.

Inmate Tip #118: Be chunky enough that another desperate inmate might mistake you for a woman

/I learned this in pareeschool

yeah, my post was so brilliant and fabulous that no one can respond after that show stopper

/pirouettes with floating Bichon Friches

berylman Please entice us with the other 117 inmate tips...

/I have nothing but time

118:On a more sincere note: use a homemade knife (constructed from magazine clippings and spit glue( to shank his ass.

/happy?

Nice...only 116 to go...

bender127 Nice eyeballs, wanna fark?

Bathia_Mapes: Hey, it worked for Ted Bundy.

You funny.

myalias1845: Nice...only 116 to go...

the last time enticement like that was posted, their was a wall of text a million pixels long..... hopefully this guy isnt as unstable

Sleep late: lose weight.

115: The Fund for Walruses suffering Penile Dysfunction

/I care... a lot

Danger Avoid Death: The escape was sponsored by Nutra-System.

rofl

Xxplosiv Time will tell. The stability seems iffy...

Last known photo of the inmate.

ajeoae: Last known photo of the inmate.

He needs a proper poster:



/Drunk
//Boy, do I love ale
///Not that beer has anything to do with jailbrakes and all

Tip #1: Don't break the law.
Tip #2: Don't get caught.

/lets move on from there

Nice article, doesn't even have a pic to show you what the person looks like.

we could use his knowledge if Ed Harris ever takes hostages there.

"We just found out he's been slimming down a lot recently," Waller County Sheriff Randy Smith said.

He hadn't been eating dessert? Exercising a lot but not bulking up? Pants hanging unusually baggy?

That's mighty fine police work, Lou.

1. Lose Weight
2. ???
3. Get Out Of Jail
4. Profit

Also approves.

FTFA:
"He could be anywhere right now," Smith said.

Response #1:"No shiat!"

Response #2:"Have you checked the ducting leading to the vent. You might want to try that before the place starts to smell."

Danger Avoid Death: The escape was sponsored by Nutra-System.

heh. I thought maybe it was the South Beach diet.

Doc Strange: 1. Lose Weight
2. ???
3. Get Out Of Jail
4. Profit

2. Keep mouth shut about escape plan

Watch out for the headcrabs, slim.

Viva La Bale!

veryequiped: Nice article, doesn't even have a pic to show you what the person looks like.

You're supposed to ask everyone you meet if they recently escaped from Hempstead, Texas, silly!

Hey, there's a new diet plan. Place a person in a room with a doorway that's only big enough to let them through once they've reached their target weight.

/Wanted for questioning

Came for Chuck Norris


/left disappointed.

He'll be easy to find. Just look for the one skinny guy in Texas.