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(Charleston.net) Asinine South Carolina lawmaker sees no problem with parking his vehicle in the fire lane for his convenience, doesn't even attempt damage control when caught. "Every person in the country does it"   (charleston.net) divider line 28
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burndtdan 2008-07-20 12:50:51 AM  
i'm supposed to care? give him a ticket.

 
scruffy1 [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 01:13:24 AM  
boot the farker's car then see how he feels.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 01:17:57 AM  
*raises hand*
I don't do it.

Personally, if there's a fire, i hope the firemen put an axe to his windows and thread the firehose through his car so they can properly fight the fire. That'll teach him real quick to respect a fire lane.

 
SpaceyCat [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 01:31:12 AM  
I hope someone does call the cops on him the next time he does it, just as he suggests in the article. That'll learn him.

 
skitzo [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 02:07:09 AM  
If I lived in SC I'd park in fire lanes until I got a ticket and then bring that article to court and tell the judge to stick to sucking dicks.

 
Larry Mahnken [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 04:50:42 AM  
skitzo: If I lived in SC I'd park in fire lanes until I got a ticket and then bring that article to court and tell the judge to stick to sucking dicks.

So, you like being jailed for contempt of court?

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 04:57:19 AM  
SilentStrider: *raises hand*
I don't do it.

Personally, if there's a fire, i hope the firemen put an axe to his windows and thread the firehose through his car so they can properly fight the fire. That'll teach him real quick to respect a fire lane.


Probably not, but we'll all feel better afterward.

 
finnished 2008-07-20 06:11:18 AM  
Here's the question; did he have his blinkers on? Every New Yorker knows that as long as you turn on your blinkers, you can park anywhere.

 
relaxitsjustme 2008-07-20 06:59:14 AM  
Light his car on fire so we can use the img1.fark.net tag

 
HappyDaddy 2008-07-20 08:01:01 AM  
I knew before I RTA that it was Robert. So funny, and so typical.

 
psychotic_calm 2008-07-20 08:57:42 AM  
Hell, I've parked in the fire lane every now and then. Odds are I'll die driving wherever I'm going than my destination going up in flames.

At least I'm honest?

 
umlaut75 2008-07-20 09:25:28 AM  
Happy Daddy
And here I thought, without RTFA, that it was Andre Bauer. You win.

 
NYZooMan 2008-07-20 10:34:06 AM  
What he means is every person HE knows does it.

Scumbags associate with other scumbags.

 
careerstudent 2008-07-20 10:58:41 AM  
I don't do it. But then- I'm not a dick.

 
FeedTheCollapse 2008-07-20 11:24:38 AM  
careerstudent: I don't do it. But then- I'm not a dick.

this.


for some reason, when I moved back to Maryland, i notice the residents have a habit of parking alongside curbs.... even if there are open parking spots.

"Oh noes, I'll lose my fatness if I park out an extra 5 feet!"

 
lelio 2008-07-20 11:27:40 AM  
skitzo: If I lived in SC I'd park in fire lanes until I got a ticket and then bring that article to court and tell the judge to stick to sucking dicks pumping his penis.

fixed

 
3_Butt_Cheeks 2008-07-20 11:39:37 AM  
"Whatever, I've got no problem with it. If someone does, tell them to go call the tow truck or police."

What a loser. He needs a good dickpunch.

 
dorko16 [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 12:34:29 PM  
SilentStrider: *raises hand*
I don't do it.

Personally, if there's a fire, i hope the firemen put an axe to his windows and thread the firehose through his car so they can properly fight the fire. That'll teach him real quick to respect a fire lane.


I'd run a supply line through the windows, as would most others I know.

/fireman

 
cousin-merle 2008-07-20 01:17:56 PM  
My hobby is secretly videotaping couples in cars. I dinna come forward because in this country, it makes you look like a pervert -- but every single Scottish person does it!

 
fudgefactor7 2008-07-20 02:17:46 PM  
I've never done that.
Give the guy a ticket and tell him to quit being a farktard.

 
DrMcNinja 2008-07-20 02:21:52 PM  
cousin-merle: My hobby is secretly videotaping couples in cars. I dinna come forward because in this country, it makes you look like a pervert -- but every single Scottish person does it!

+1!

 
moothemagiccow 2008-07-20 04:50:06 PM  
Every asshole in the country does it.

 
spleef420 2008-07-20 05:12:08 PM  
dorko16: I'd run a supply line through the windows, as would most others I know.

A firefighter once told me that those hoses leak for a reason...this is the reason.

 
blondiegrrl007 2008-07-20 05:37:12 PM  
I've never parked in a fire zone or a handicap space. But then, I have moral and ethical standards.

Senator whatshisface is an ass clown.

 
farkin_idiot 2008-07-20 10:40:59 PM  
blondiegrrl007: I've never parked in a fire zone or a handicap space. But then, I have moral and ethical standards.

Senator whatshisface is an ass clown.


I second that.

 
KC Critic 2008-07-21 12:28:30 AM  
I'm disappointed that nobody's taken the time to mention Jimmy Justice (new window - youtube) or his adventures videotaping LEOs breaking the law.

If you've never heard of this dude, it is worth your time to check it out.

 
millsapian87 2008-07-21 01:21:52 PM  
www.bofunk.com

This.

 
bacccc 2008-07-21 03:03:15 PM  
he is above the law

/duh

 
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