"I'm going to withdraw our soldiers from that misbegotten war of aggression in Iraq and use them to reinforce you guys here. Booyah."

"You know what people don't talk about in public anymore? Pussy farts!"

"There's so many black people behind me even I'm scared"

"Excuse me, white boys and girls? You need to be getting out of the picture please. They tell me this is supposed to be a bruthahs and sistahs moment. Yeah, we do your photo op right after we get the Jewish guys. Thanks."

" I hope somebody can lend me some change, my Humvee is double parked in the green-zone."

"Man, the brother who brought his cum rag must REALLY be happy that a black man will be President."

"Pakistan is lovely in November!"

♫ "I get no kick from champa-ya-ya-yangne..." ♫

♫ Hang on! Help is on the way ♫

♫I got into one little fight and my mom got scared♫
♫She said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air"♫

"a weem a whip a weem a whip... in the jungle the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight..."

TheCharmerUnderMe: ♫ "I get no kick from champa-ya-ya-yangne..." ♫

You have no idea how loudly I'm laughing. <wipes eyes> I don't care who you are, that's hysterical right there.

"Make sure all of you vote for me so I can get in office and do nothing about everything"

"The change that we can believe in, your tour is over another tour comes in!"

"When I am elected I will only be half as bad as McCain would have been"

"If I am elected, free Newport Cigs for everyone"

"Yeah, Michelle likes it from behind. And you should see that fine ass move.


/already have a first class ticket
//would hit her

TheCharmerUnderMe: ♫ "I get no kick from champa-ya-ya-yangne..." ♫

FTW

"i didn't see you guys there, what with all the camouflage."

"Opium? I hardly knew him!"...but seriously, folks...


no voting because TheCharmerUnderMe already has that diebolded

Damn, your camouflage is good. For a moment there, I thought a bunch of disembodied heads were trying to talk to me.

Now, when I take over the White House, some of you are gonna be working inside, and some of you outside, doing the landscaping. Working inside is a privilege, gentlemen--a privilege that must be earned.

Questions?

Senator Obama spoke to a crowd in Afghanistan, which was made up of military personnel and one woman on death row.

" You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em!!!"

"I like big butts, and I can not lie
You other brothers, can not deny..."

TheCharmerUnderMe: ♫ "I get no kick from champa-ya-ya-yangne..." ♫

Thread over

cut here
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Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha! Even if you send your absentee ballot on time, my crack staff of lawyers will have it disqualified. Bow to me you ignorant peons, BOW and Worship me!

Bwu ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa!

"Now if we change this change we can change how we change change."

"Whoa, you're all behind me!"

BravadoGT: Now, when I take over the White House, some of you are gonna be working inside, and some of you outside, doing the landscaping. Working inside is a privilege, gentlemen--a privilege that must be earned.

Questions?

It's funny because we used to enslave black people.

"Sorry that the White House is infested with Chickenhawks. We're working on it."

"Why are there 3 white people ruining my backdrop?"

"You guys wanna come home? Then make sure you get in your absentee ballots on time."

"It's really neat that they spiffified my photo-op with twenty-two
black soldiers, four white soldiers... and one Mexican.

But seriously, I'm not racist."

OK, now you guys in the back, "Obama bama fo fomma banana ramma lo lomma me my mo momma...Bama!"

Kitwilly i laughed. can picture that jpg being made into a gif with the background swaying to the beat

"Oorah? I asked for an 'AMEN!'? What's wrong with you black people?"

Was that sniper fire?

"The most important Change we can look forward to in America is white people finally becoming the minority. With me as your leader we can rise up and put all those honkies in their place."



I am white, I am voting for Obama and I can't stand white old republican fascists

Benevolent Misanthrope 2008-07-19 08:17:30 PM
TheCharmerUnderMe: ♫ "I get no kick from champa-ya-ya-yangne..." ♫

You have no idea how loudly I'm laughing. I don't care who you are, that's hysterical right there.


THIS ... Pure WIN!!
// "Camp town ladies? doo darrrr, dooo darrrr

We are the world. We are the people. We are the ones...

"Hello? I this thing on?"

Assalamu Alakum my brothers and sisters!

"You there, with the towel...lemme guess, you have to be to the gym in 26 minutes, right?"

"I've got two turntables and a microphone."

Hope! Change!

What, you guys expected something new from me?

Hey good looking! I'll be back to pick you up later!!!
/old school

TheCharmerUnderMe wins.

♫ "My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, its better than yours, damn right its better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge" ♫