but who wants coldcuts after a few lines of blow?

I recommend avoiding buffets at strip clubs, but not necessarily strip clubs that HAVE buffets

Damn.

See what happens when you don't properly screen your clients?

Weaver95: See what happens when you don't properly screen bribe your clients local police?

FTFY. Somebody didn't pay his protection money.

free cold-cuts buffet

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS!?!?

There is a strip club near me that offers free sushi during happy hour.

Who the fark eats food from a strip club.

Zulgaines: Who the fark eats food from a strip club.

Pacman Jones comes to mind.

Everything the body needs.

Leave Big Lou alone!!!

Zulgaines: Who the fark eats food from a strip club.

I don't even go to strip clubs. But I would have gone to THIS one!

Broadcastdave: There is a strip club near me that offers free sushi during happy hour.



Hotlinked for your pleasure.

Zulgaines: Who the fark eats food from a strip club.

Not even the roast beef sandwiches?

Broadcastdave There is a strip club near me that offers free sushi during happy hour.

Just a friendly reminder never to eat fish that actually smells fishy. 'Cause you know that shiat ain't fresh.

Mmm.

/the more you know

I would like to try this new venue called a "strip clup" - is it anything like a strip club?

Thank God these brave men and women are keeping us safe!

yeah, saw this in the paper.
"clients were paying up to 5K, and it WASNT for lap dances"

Judging by that headline, looks like subby has partaken in at least one of those vices.

/don't understand the attraction of strip clubs, outside of 21st birthdays and bachelor(ette) parties.

Broadcastdave: There is a strip club near me that offers free sushi during happy hour.

To mask the fish-smell-that-isn't-fish with the real thing. Diabolically clever.

Zulgaines: Who the fark eats food from a strip club.

Are you that hungry!?.

Anyways, before going at strip clubs I always thought that the strippers would look like this:



But the truth is, well, half right.

/There's a strip club near my house that the girls look like that
//But they work in the weekends
///Oh, and that's a mexican soap opera actress, BTW

Zulgaines: Who the fark eats food from a strip club.

There's one here with an actual restaurant in it.

moeriscus: /don't understand the attraction of strip clubs

What, you don't like paying for the privilege of getting blueballed by professional skanks? Sheesh, that's unAmerican!

Sex with two pornstars
And cocaine galore
NYC is a greenlighter's whore

Pasties and a G-string, beer and a shot
Portland through a shot glass in a Buffalo squeeze.

theorellior: moeriscus: /don't understand the attraction of strip clubs

What, you don't like paying for the privilege of getting blueballed by professional skanks? Sheesh, that's unAmerican!

Hmmmm. Someone is going to the WRONG "strip" clubs.

The fairly upscale place next to the building where I work offers a lunch special and sure enough, I've seen groups of businessmen heading in there.

/Stay classy, Minneapolis
8 or more strip clubs downtown

Why was this place busted? Should just tax it.

moeriscus: don't understand the attraction of strip clubs, outside of 21st birthdays and bachelor(ette) parties.

Subservient women that will do almost anything for money, jello wresting, amateur night and the music.

I can think of about 5 different ways to use derivations of "blow" to describe this place

Zulgaines

Who the fark eats food from a strip club.

One of the best hamburgers I've ever had was at a strip club in Louisville Ky. I have no idea why the cook/chef was working there, he should have been at a real restaurant.

Zulgaines: Who the fark eats food from a strip club.

When I worked in Portland me and the guys would have lunch at nearby nudie bars. Usually it was burgers and fries, but once in a while I would get a steak, potato and salad for $6.50. It was always good. No one ever got sick.

Now an open cold cut buffet in a bordello? I don't think I'd be eating from that. Who knows where every ones hands have been.

I'm sad that no one made a "pulling apart a ham and cheese sandwich" joke yet.

strip club in richmond, B.C. I used to frequent had the best damned club house sandwich in the universe. and the best entertainment. I've never seen a ping pong ball shoot so far in my life.

/many good lunches there
//too damned long ago

t farks: Zulgaines: Who the fark eats food from a strip club.

Pacman Jones comes to mind.

Pacman eats everything in his path.

zenarche: Everything the body needs.

If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.

interesting concept, but sounds kinda expensive

robbiedo: Why was this place busted? Should just tax it.

You're not suggesting we should tax... The thingie.

Here's an article from The Stranger in Seattle that may be of interest. They sent their resturaunt critic to review the lunch buffett offered at a Seattle strip club.

We sat down. It was Panda Express day. I had so many questions. "So, I mean, when you have a boner, are you also hungry? That seems weird. Do you think this violates some sort of health code? Surely there are guidelines that regulate the acceptable proximity of bare buttholes to trays of kung pao chicken." I examined the bubbles in my Diet Coke as a series of girls pinched their nipples and wiggled slowly, half-heartedly, around the stage. There wasn't another soul in the place. If we hadn't been there, I realized with a lurch, they would not have been dancing at all. They would have been smoking, relaxing, chatting, drinking Diet Coke. "I feel like I should get an erection just to be polite," my friend muttered. A crowd of masturbating transients would have been preferable to this empty, dark room, all nipples pointed in my direction.
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Former customers, law-enforcement sources, court papers and the club's Web site paint a portrait of a swinging scene where customers could get anything from sandwiches to sex shows - some involving machines - to outright sex.

Am I supposed to be shocked by the "some involving machines" line? Cause it isn't doing anything for me.

/Been surfing the net since the 90s

robbiedo: Why was this place busted? Should just tax it declare it a National Heritage Landmark.

Leave it to the police to destroy heaven on earth.

One dancer called him "sleazy, disgusting and very unloyal" boss who often cajoled the girls into giving him freebies.

Quit yer whining, and get that raw oyster bar restocked!

They had a buffet?! A COLD-CUTS BUFFET!!!!!? Damn you pigs!

Providence, RI is notorious for not prosecuting indoor prostitution (for some reason, only prostitution conducted outside is illegal, and the legislature has not been able to change that loophole). A place called Cheater's in Providence is basically a sex free for all from what I heard ...

So, you're going to this article about strippers and you get this picture of a hairlipped kid. Ewwww.

But, really. Who wants cold cuts when you're doing coke?

Cathedralmaster: Am I supposed to be shocked by the "some involving machines" line? Cause it isn't doing anything for me.

Something to remember: The New York Post is written for the same group of people who voted for Hillary Clinton or Joe Lieberman. You know, people who haven't seen their genitals in a few dozen years and who have never had sex, or at least never had an orgasm.

A popular brand of salsa (Austin Grand Prize Salsa, yeah it actually won the annual hot sauce comp) sold in all area supermarkets is made by the Yellow Rose strip club chef.

How dare someone do something they want to.

I agree with the "just tax it" comment.

/the hustler club in San Francisco has excellent food

But... but the free market?

/seriously