NEWS FLASH: BARACK OBAMA JUST SPENT A WHOLE TWO HOURS AND FORTY FIVE MINUTES IN AFGHANISTAN. EVERYONE START TALKING ABOUT HOW TOUGH HE IS ON NATIONAL DEFENSE. THESE TALKING POINTS WILL SELF-DESTRUCT, JUST LIKE OUR CANDIDATE.

THANK YOU,

THE FARK.COM OBAMA CIRCLE-JERK COMMITTEE

You mean they're not happy with years of occupation involving tens of thousands of collateral damage casualties, midnight raids, dissappearences and torture?

Ungrateful foreigners, we brought them Freedoms^™

They figure as soon as he sees how much rubble there is form him to stand on he could never give it up.

And there's the out. Regardless of what happens after, the Iraqi PM is fine with a time line. If the country collapses, hey, he wanted it.

Never should have gone in to begin with, but to cut & run would have been a disaster.

Thankfully the surge was successful enough.

one islamic state down, 56 to go... he's got a lot of campaigning to do!

I was wondering when this would show up here.

captain_napalm: one islamic state down, 56 to go... he's got a lot of campaigning to do!

Anything of substance to say about the content of the article? Or are you just going to keep harping on that point?

xalres: Or are you just going to keep harping on that point?

I'll be harping on his "america last" philosophy up until the moment the media grudgingly admits he lost on election night.

Of course, I'd prefer a one month pullout plan.

captain_napalm: xalres: Or are you just going to keep harping on that point?

I'll be harping on his "america last" philosophy up until the moment the media grudgingly admits he lost on election night.

Cool, I'll go back to ignoring you.

xalres: Ungrateful foreigners, we brought them Freedoms™

Uh yeah, I got a delivery for Iraq here, can Iraq sign for it? It's a large box of Freedom. I'm sorry, I meant explosions. The Freedom is back ordered.

/probably not obscure.

xalres: Cool, I'll go back to ignoring you.

The thing about being smart is, everybody comes around eventually to your position.

captain_napalm: ALL CAPS RANT....

/points
//laughs

captain_napalm: NEWS FLASH: BARACK OBAMA JUST SPENT A WHOLE TWO HOURS AND FORTY FIVE MINUTES IN AFGHANISTAN. EVERYONE START TALKING ABOUT HOW TOUGH HE IS ON NATIONAL DEFENSE. THESE TALKING POINTS WILL SELF-DESTRUCT, JUST LIKE OUR CANDIDATE.

THANK YOU,

THE FARK.COM OBAMA CIRCLE-JERK COMMITTEE

so true

Lenny_da_Hog: /points
//laughs

it's called satire. but like the new yorker, I failed, 'cause it's too close to truth.

captain_napalm:
NEWS FLASH: THE WORLD TODAY HAS TELEPHONES AND NETWORKED COMPUTERS THAT YOU CAN TALK TO PEOPLE WITH. YOU DON"T ACTUALLY HAVE TO VISIT A PLACE TO UNDERSTAND IT.

captain_napalm: Lenny_da_Hog: /points
//laughs

it's called satire. but like the new yorker, I failed, 'cause it's too close to truth.

Ah, sorry. Satire usually makes fun of something, rather than mimicking it exactly..

captain_napalm: NEWS FLASH: BARACK OBAMA JUST SPENT A WHOLE TWO HOURS AND FORTY FIVE MINUTES IN AFGHANISTAN. EVERYONE START TALKING ABOUT HOW TOUGH HE IS ON NATIONAL DEFENSE. THESE TALKING POINTS WILL SELF-DESTRUCT, JUST LIKE OUR CANDIDATE.

THANK YOU,

THE FARK.COM OBAMA CIRCLE-JERK COMMITTEE

What candidate has a more intimate knowledge of Afganistan?

Spanky_McFarksalot: And there's the out. Regardless of what happens after, the Iraqi PM is fine with a time line. If the country collapses, hey, he wanted it.

Never should have gone in to begin with, but to cut & run would have been a disaster.

Thankfully the surge was successful enough.

6/10. A noble effort. Bringing back "cut & run" was a nice touch. But you're missing "appeaser," "lose the war" and something about how they'll "follow us home."

Troy McClure: captain_napalm: NEWS FLASH: BARACK OBAMA JUST SPENT A WHOLE TWO HOURS AND FORTY FIVE MINUTES IN AFGHANISTAN. EVERYONE START TALKING ABOUT HOW TOUGH HE IS ON NATIONAL DEFENSE. THESE TALKING POINTS WILL SELF-DESTRUCT, JUST LIKE OUR CANDIDATE.

THANK YOU,

THE FARK.COM OBAMA CIRCLE-JERK COMMITTEE

What candidate has a more intimate knowledge of Afganistan?

Obama is a secret Muslim, of course he would.

honestly, with now the iraqi government admitting that obama's plan is right for iraq, and our own government begrudgingly admitting obama's plan is right for iran, and the military admitting that obama's plan is probably right for afghanistan...

how could anyone want to vote for john mccain for foreign policy credentials? if we were keeping score, has mccain even scored one point on the topic yet?

burndtdan: if we were keeping score, has mccain even scored one point on the topic yet?

But But He was a POW!!!!!!

burndtdan: honestly, with now the iraqi government admitting that obama's plan is right for iraq

after all, they're been so successful at democracy before...

/president McCain
//start practicing
///and demonizing

Dinki: burndtdan: if we were keeping score, has mccain even scored one point on the topic yet?

But But He was a POW!!!!!!

BUT BUT obama is allegedly black! that makes him qualified for everything despite not otherwise being qualified to deliver my mail.

Man the Republicans are now freaking out because even Bush and McCain now are admitting Obama has been right by now following his policies.

It's so funny. These guys are exploding with anger.

burndtdan: honestly, with now the iraqi government admitting that obama's plan is right for iraq, and our own government begrudgingly admitting obama's plan is right for iran, and the military admitting that obama's plan is probably right for afghanistan...

how could anyone want to vote for john mccain for foreign policy credentials? if we were keeping score, has mccain even scored one point on the topic yet?

He was shot down in Vietnam and stuff. Obviously, this means he'd be a better president since, like, he's a war hero or something.

captain_napalm: Lenny_da_Hog: /points
//laughs

it's called satire. but like the new yorker, I failed, 'cause it's too close to truth.

I do not think that means what you think it means.

/try sarcasm, maybe?
//or lame?

captain_napalm: BUT BUT obama is allegedly black! that makes him qualified for everything despite not otherwise being qualified to deliver my mail.

You guys are getting so desperate.

more race card. No one has said anything about his race but you.

Corvus: Man the Republicans are now freaking out because even Bush and McCain now are admitting Obama has been right by now following his policies.

oh right - this is like me telling you to sit down when your ass is an inch from the chair, then yelling BURN when you do.

/idiot

Corvus: more race card. No one has said anything about his race but you.

and him.
and his surrogates.
and the media.

oops, sorry, I repeated myself in 2 and 3.q

burndtdan: honestly, with now the iraqi government admitting that obama's plan is right for iraq, and our own government begrudgingly admitting obama's plan is right for iran, and the military admitting that obama's plan is probably right for afghanistan...

how could anyone want to vote for john mccain for foreign policy credentials? if we were keeping score, has mccain even scored one point on the topic yet?

By adopting Obama's positions, they'll be able to come back and say that he's talking about doing the things they're already doing. which just goes to show how he doesn't know what he's talking about.

/ Seen it before.

"The pacifist is as surely a traitor to his country and to humanity as is the most brutal wrongdoer."

- Theodore Roosevelt

Corvus, this November, after Obama is elected, just remember how annoyed you were right now. Then, sign onto Fark, and look for the conservative-coronary-cases post their last hurrah.

"NO, HE'S BLAAACK!"

It'll be greeeat. Tony the Tiger style.

captain_napalm: oh right - this is like me telling you to sit down when your ass is an inch from the chair, then yelling BURN when you do.

/idiot

Hahah so funny

Are you sad that your glorious leader Bush had to send people to talk with Iran after he said he would never do that?

Are you sad the McCain is saying he will pull troops out of Iraq to put in Afghanistan after he said it was irresponsible for Obama to say it?

Are you crying because the PM of Iraq is saying that Obama's plan is the better plan.

It must be hard for you that you entire reality is crumbling before you.

But please keep having fits and calling people names. We find it funny.

Corvus: You guys are getting so desperate.

more race card. No one has said anything about his race but you.

I heard he's a secret muslim who went to a secret muslim school and wore a muslim robe thingy in Africa and gives terrorist fist-bumps to his wife who called somebody whitey on a tape that hasn't surfaced yet but will any day now I'm sure of it.

Listening to right wingers talk about Obama just stinks of desperation. I don't think he's perfect by any stretch. I mean, he's a politician and therefore not to be trusted. But anyone who can make Rush Limbaugh go into an Oxy induced conniption fit is okay by me.

so what happens when obama loses? do you guys just go ahead and demonize mccain like you did to bush? because if so, you're behind schedule already, after starting a year before the latter was even elected.

captain_napalm: Corvus: more race card. No one has said anything about his race but you.

and him.
and his surrogates.
and the media.


Ok I admit it. You are right. Black control all of the Untied States and will make Obama win.

You are correct HAHAHAHHAAHHAHA. There is nothing you and the powerless white people can do to stop it.


HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHA MUAHAHAHHAH!!

/this is fun.

That handy ignore feature cleaned this thread right up!

captain_napalm: after all, they're been so successful at democracy before...

Wait, so you're saying the democratic government that we installed in Iraq shouldn't be determining what does on in Iraq because they were bad at democracy before? Awesome argument.

captain_napalm: so what happens when obama loses? do you guys just go ahead and demonize mccain like you did to bush? because if so, you're behind schedule already, after starting a year before the latter was even elected.

But Obama is going to win. He controls all of the press you just said he did.

HAHHAHA WE CONTROL ALL THE PRESS!!! GIVE UP NOW!

Corvus: Are you sad that your glorious leader Bush had to send people to talk with Iran after he said he would never do that?

Are you sad the McCain is saying he will pull troops out of Iraq to put in Afghanistan after he said it was irresponsible for Obama to say it?

Are you crying because the PM of Iraq is saying that Obama's plan is the better plan.

It must be hard for you that you entire reality is crumbling before you.

MMMMMMMMMMMmmmm your tears, let me lick them up. They taste like chocolate covered strawberries.

EZ1923: That handy ignore feature cleaned this thread right up!

Except for the replies to him. I had him on Ignore already.

Corvus: MMMMMMMMMMMmmmm your tears, let me lick them up. They taste like chocolate covered strawberries.

it's like 2000 and 2004 all over again. except you guys actually LIKE your idiot anti-american candidate this time. you have so much more invested. speaking of which, I might go invest...

/in popcorn
//for election night
///McCain 350 EVs

heh heh Maliki just gave Obama a great 30 sec ad for the GE.

/Pancakes!

First, we send an envoy to Iran.

Then, the Iraqi PM agrees with Barack Obama's plan.

Alphax: EZ1923: That handy ignore feature cleaned this thread right up!

Except for the replies to him. I had him on Ignore already.

Wait...liters can do that now? I've just been not responding to him while giggling to myself at his ignorant verbal diarrhea.

"Democracy" only exists when other countries agree with America. When they disagree . . . Regime change!

/And freedom fries!
//And Salisbury steak!