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snuff3r [TotalFark] 2008-07-19 12:13:41 PM  
This is what the western world needs: More ways to increase our calorie intake with even less effort.

 
PacManDreaming [TotalFark] 2008-07-19 12:17:45 PM  
submitter: How to make a chocolate cake in five minutes

You can make Crunchy Swiss Rolls in less time if you just rummage around in the cat box.

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2008-07-19 12:48:17 PM  
How to make a chocolate cake in five minutes

Go to the store?

 
Isotope 2008-07-19 01:01:45 PM  
Holy crap, it worked!

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It's a little dense, but definitely yummy.

I love Saturday and the Internet.

 
Isotope 2008-07-19 01:07:10 PM  
*Om nom nom nom*

I'm totally making some of this stuff with my little girl when she gets back from Grandma's house...she's gonna love it.

 
Defiance_ 2008-07-19 01:50:51 PM  
I only use 2 eggs in a regular sized cake. I bet that thing tastes like chocolate scrambled eggs.

 
carmody 2008-07-19 02:17:34 PM  
It takes about 90 seconds to fry a chocolate cake donut.

 
Isotope 2008-07-19 02:18:30 PM  
Defiance_: I only use 2 eggs in a regular sized cake. I bet that thing tastes like chocolate scrambled eggs.

Good call. I might try it again later with half an egg, or just the egg white or something.

 
Spider Dijon 2008-07-19 02:19:14 PM  
Defiance_
I only use 2 eggs in a regular sized cake. I bet that thing tastes like chocolate scrambled eggs.

I'd scramble the one egg + then use only half of it, perhaps mixing in a little water, thus making it a less eggy cake.

 
Oztemprom 2008-07-19 02:19:31 PM  
The cake is a lie.

 
mojo wire 2008-07-19 02:19:42 PM  
Mmmmmm cake.

 
mikalmd 2008-07-19 02:19:50 PM  
This is not Farking cake!!!

 
mobby_6kl 2008-07-19 02:19:55 PM  
Finally, a cake even I can actually make!

 
aerojockey [TotalFark] 2008-07-19 02:20:05 PM  
Isotope

It's a little dense, but definitely yummy.

Lemme guess: you used all-purpose flour?

 
Steigen 2008-07-19 02:20:11 PM  
ok then, off to the kitchen.

 
Freakjob_0 2008-07-19 02:20:57 PM  
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Not impressed!

 
Get Lost 2008-07-19 02:21:31 PM  
So where are the two girls who made this cake in a cup?

 
Oztemprom 2008-07-19 02:21:43 PM  
Why is cheese cake called cake when it is more like pie?

 
pounddawg 2008-07-19 02:22:16 PM  
Go to store.

Buy cake

wala!

 
Prancemaster 2008-07-19 02:22:21 PM  
DONT use Olive Oil. Use vegetable or canola oil instead. Olive Oil will make it taste like ASS!

 
Ringtailed79 2008-07-19 02:22:29 PM  
Small amount of eggbeaters instead of 1 full egg

 
farkuufarkinfark 2008-07-19 02:23:37 PM  
Marie Antoinette is impressed.

 
pounddawg 2008-07-19 02:25:10 PM  
Prancemaster: DONT use Olive Oil. Use vegetable or canola oil instead. Olive Oil will make it taste like ASS!

Who uses olive oil?

 
Transpogue 2008-07-19 02:25:21 PM  
One whole goddamn egg??

Yeah, that's a souffle.

 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark] 2008-07-19 02:26:33 PM  
pounddawg: Prancemaster: DONT use Olive Oil. Use vegetable or canola oil instead. Olive Oil will make it taste like ASS!

Who uses olive oil?



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Wareq 2008-07-19 02:27:38 PM  
It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake...

 
waiting4godot 2008-07-19 02:28:11 PM  
Yeah, don't use olive oil. Just use some grease from the last time you cooked bacon.

 
Johnny Bananapeel 2008-07-19 02:31:22 PM  
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WTF???

 
pdrake [TotalFark] 2008-07-19 02:32:32 PM  
pounddawg: Go to store.

Buy cake

wala!


it's "voila".

 
Isotope 2008-07-19 02:34:47 PM  
aerojockey: Isotope

It's a little dense, but definitely yummy.

Lemme guess: you used all-purpose flour?


Yep. You think I'm running to the store to get specialty flower for a 5-minute coffe mug "cake"?

 
jackandwater 2008-07-19 02:34:54 PM  
Perfect for the 3am munchies when all the stores are closed, or you don't want to drive stoned.

not that I would know about that lol

 
SkyDog1972 2008-07-19 02:34:54 PM  
How to make a chocolate cake fark a web site in five minutes

 
Buy the Ticket 2008-07-19 02:35:25 PM  
Damn, I wish I had a microwave. One egg sounds a little intense, but a seemingly awesome answer to the Caturday munchies.


Bookmarked it anyway, I know some people who will dig it.

 
Game With Stones 2008-07-19 02:36:31 PM  
johnny_vegas:

This is now a Popeye thread.

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Isotope 2008-07-19 02:36:46 PM  
jackandwater: or you don't want to drive stoned.

...or you need something chocolate to throw at the PMS beast so you can get back to whatever it is you were doing...

 
jwmc1971 2008-07-19 02:36:55 PM  
this thread needs more tablespoon ....donk donk donk

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Sarah Jessica Farker [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-19 02:37:51 PM  
pdrake: pounddawg: Go to store.

Buy cake

wala!

it's "voila".


which is French for, "look there."

/Voila Voila, Washington!

 
Defiance_ 2008-07-19 02:41:14 PM  
If you guys want a quick and easy chocolate microwavable recipe, you'd probably like this fudge (new window) better.

 
Bacontastesgood 2008-07-19 02:42:08 PM  
Prancemaster: DONT use Olive Oil. Use vegetable or canola oil instead. Olive Oil will make it taste like ASS!

Like my GF's ass? I'm totally trying this in that case.

 
jackandwater 2008-07-19 02:43:32 PM  
Isotope: jackandwater: or you don't want to drive stoned.

...or you need something chocolate to throw at the PMS beast so you can get back to whatever it is you were doing...



LOL! Haven't had to worry about that much since '96!!!


still got the ovaries but pms not EVEN as bad

 
Gramma 2008-07-19 02:44:27 PM  
Isotope: *Om nom nom nom*
I'm totally making some of this stuff with my little girl when she gets back from Grandma's house...she's gonna love it.



Gramma has already let her have 3 mug-o-cakes, a tub of frosting and a Coke. Have a nice afternoon.

 
SpongeBlob_HairPants 2008-07-19 02:46:30 PM  
This cake sounds like puke.

The recipe my mother always used and that I use. No eggs or dairy and mucho delicious:



No-Fail Chocolate Cake

mix in big bowl:

3 cups flour
2 cups sugar
2 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
6 generous tbsp cocoa powder

mix in separate bowl:

1/2 cup melted margarine (or butter)
2 cups water
2 tsp vinegar
2 tsp vanilla

-add liquid ingredients to dry and mix until all blended. Bake @ 350F in pan greased with shortening (works the best) for approx. 30 min (maybe less). Check with toothpick for readiness. Cool it and ice. Kick-ass.

 
multifarious 2008-07-19 02:46:56 PM  
www.viewpoints.com

How to make chocolate cake in 30 seconds that probably tastes better.

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2008-07-19 02:49:45 PM  
Prancemaster: Olive Oil will make it taste like ASS!

To be fair, it only tastes like ass when the olive oil hits the anus.

 
tabula_rasta 2008-07-19 02:52:27 PM  
FIve minutes? Meh, make it in two minutes and maybe I'll be impressed... but not that 30-second pre-made crap!

 
The Crack Kid 2008-07-19 02:57:32 PM  
This recipe comes out as a rubbery, barely chocolate lump for me.

My own recipe (more brownie than cake, but that's the way I like it):
4 T. flour
4 T. sugar
2 T. cocoa
2 T. oil
2 T. water
sprinkle of salt (a single shake from a shaker)

Mix in a mug, nuke for 1 minute (maybe longer if you have a weak microwave). It's delicious.

/living in a dorm room -> you get creative
//Yes, I do have cocoa and flour in my dorm room

 
Funk Brothers 2008-07-19 02:57:59 PM  
Obama elitist chocolate cake?

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

 
Englebert Slaptyback 2008-07-19 02:58:14 PM  
Homer: Five minutes?? But I want it NOW!

 
ChampSuperstar 2008-07-19 03:00:13 PM  
NO FAIL CHOCOLATE CAKE SHOT IN WAY LESS THAN 5 MINUTES

1/2 oz Frangelico liqueur
1/2 oz Vanilla vodka

Frost the rim of your favorite shot glass (mine says I Heart Intercourse...PA) with sugar and lemon. Add the vanilla vodka and Frangelico; stir together. Lick the sugar rim, shoot the mixture, and bite a piece of lemon. Repeat.

NO FAIL. ALL WIN.

 
SpongeBlob_HairPants 2008-07-19 03:01:22 PM  
The Crack Kid My own recipe...

Intriguing. Must try.

 
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